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by David Austin
Wed Jan 07, 2004 8:20 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Ken Park
Replies: 2
Views: 495

I sure as hell did, John. KEN PARK is fucking phenomenal. Best movie of last year...seriously. It's almost like Larry's gone all Buddy G. on our asses. The first hour and 20 minutes of the film is just unbearably grim and bleak - it hits hard and fast and really ugly. However, the final 15 minutes s...
by David Austin
Thu Dec 04, 2003 9:37 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Bad Santa
Replies: 10
Views: 846

BAD SANTA

Originally posted by shawn This movie FUCKING RULED! I've never seen anything quite like it. Its the sleaziest, nastiest, most degrading comedy ever. It never lets up from the opening seconds until the end, it is raunchy as fuck. STOP WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING AND GO SEE THIS NOW... If you do...
by David Austin
Sun Nov 30, 2003 3:37 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Bad Santa
Replies: 10
Views: 846

Bad Santa

Got back about 3 hours ago...christ, this movie ruled. Completely disgusting, tasteless, and nasty - just the way it should be. I'd recommend BAD SANTA to anybody - bring the kids.

Where's Shawn Smith to back me up on this?
by David Austin
Sun Oct 12, 2003 9:10 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Please!!! Kill Bill already!!!
Replies: 20
Views: 1307

KILL BILL homages

Excellent review as always, Remo D. Wasn't the same FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH screech piece used in Oliver Stone's film SEIZURE? When the infamous Robert Englund quote from Hooper's EATEN ALIVE popped up during the Coma Ward scene in KILL BILL, I nearly pissed myself laughing. Oh yeah, and Go Go Yubari ...
by David Austin
Sun Oct 12, 2003 5:48 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Please!!! Kill Bill already!!!
Replies: 20
Views: 1307

KILL BILL

Sorry, Kev...but I'm with Kimberly on this one. KILL BILL was pretty fucking cool. Yeah, it's not high art or anything...but the QT makes a nice big beef stew and serves it up hot. Is it the first Film Noir/Samurai/Revenge Gore Movie? Probably not, but geez...It was cute, and GoGo Yubari was cool.
by David Austin
Tue Oct 07, 2003 12:41 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Irreversible
Replies: 1
Views: 406

Irreversible

Hey John,

The US Lion's Gate Entertainment release of IRREVERSIBLE is completely uncut and nasty as all get out.
by David Austin
Mon Oct 06, 2003 10:01 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Disturbing French Movies...
Replies: 20
Views: 1701

French movies

Hey LT! Dude, you gotta go see IRREVERSIBLE. It stands alongside Tsukamoto's A SNAKE OF JUNE as the best movie released this year. To the original poster - Another one to check out is Catherine Breillat's FAT GIRL. It's not a very scary or creepy movie, but the final 10 minutes are simply among the ...
by David Austin
Mon Apr 14, 2003 8:33 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Now hear this! (House of 1000 Corpses news)
Replies: 46
Views: 4051

Whoa, this movie sucked!!

Rob Zombie deserves to die of AIDS for making this turd of a movie.

Not even an uncut DVD release could save this worthless ass piece of shit. We've all been had by moronic geekboys and their worthless NetHype. Fuck this shit.
by David Austin
Mon Dec 02, 2002 8:13 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Ted Bundy a must fucking see!
Replies: 27
Views: 2715

Hey LT, I think that Dahmer video came out a while back. Magnum may have put it out, then again...maybe not. Carl Crew from BLOOD DINER scored the plum role of Dahmer. The most of it I've seen is the trailer Dead/Alive Home Video put out on the MEET THE FEEBLES DVD. Looks really nice and sleazy, hop...
by David Austin
Mon Dec 02, 2002 1:09 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Ted Bundy a must fucking see!
Replies: 27
Views: 2715

Thank you a million times over, Shawn! TED BUNDY fucking ruled, and it's easily one of the best movies I've seen this year. Matthew Bright knows how to crank out some serious sickness, and he hasn't disappointed in quite some time. I've been a fan of the Bright/Elfman team since FORBIDDEN ZONE, and ...
by David Austin
Thu Sep 19, 2002 12:48 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: What genre films would you like to see on DVD?
Replies: 30
Views: 1909

Shit-howdy, Mark...How'd you find your way back onto the Forums? As for my DVD picks, here's the mother lode: ALLIGATOR (fuckin' A hell yeah, this would rule!) THE HILLS HAVE EYES TENEMENT A SAVAGE HUNGER ROLLING THUNDER DEATH WISH 2 MASSACRE AT CENTRAL HIGH D.O.A. - A RITE OF PASSAGE FREAKED NIGHTM...
by David Austin
Fri Aug 30, 2002 12:10 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Joe Christ
Replies: 3
Views: 545

But does Joe Christ have testacles? That's the question...

Agreed wholeheartedly, LT. JC SUCKS. He lives here in Atlanta now, and I'm praying to Jesus for the day that he finds a reason to leave.
by David Austin
Thu Aug 22, 2002 8:49 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Back to work for me
Replies: 6
Views: 666

That's fuckin' amazing, Chris! Too bad Sierra On-Line let you go. Those guys have sucked dick ever since Leisure Suit Larry 7 came out. As a longtime follower, it's saddening that they've deteriorated to this low ebb of suckiness. You're a lucky man - Is Ken Williams still running that place or did ...
by David Austin
Sun Aug 11, 2002 12:09 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Cheerleader Massacre
Replies: 2
Views: 454

How old are you...12?

I really dug the braces on that blonde-headed one. Oh yeah, more goofy teenage slasher fun.

One last question - By any chance, are you related to Todd or Tommy Brunswick? I cried when I realized that those two are actually over the age of 21, with two kids.
by David Austin
Tue Jul 16, 2002 11:46 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: what happened to splatterhouse.net?
Replies: 19
Views: 1112

Griff - Yep, THAT's the Big Black we know and love. You must be referring to "Jordan, Minnesota." Linn - Drop either me or Dave a buzz between now and Saturday and we'll try to meet up somewhere before the show. I could go for some Savage Pizza, too...Fellini's is a fun place to annoy people when th...
by David Austin
Sun Jul 14, 2002 12:09 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: what happened to splatterhouse.net?
Replies: 19
Views: 1112

A few quick hits... Nocturaloner - Yes, Big Black were probably the most amazing band to come out of the `80's, and their legacy shall stand as a monument to the Dream of 3 geeks (the godly Steve Albini, Santiago Durango, and Dave "Bitch Magnet" Riley) who wanted to fuck shit up. SONGS ABOUT FUCKING...
by David Austin
Thu Jul 11, 2002 11:08 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: what happened to splatterhouse.net?
Replies: 19
Views: 1112

HA HA, Keymont! It's not for lack of trying...Anyhow, I'd be perfectly glad meeting up somewhere, but it's either you or me who pulls the Disappearing Act. Sorry if I never have time to hang out, but maybe this weekend...Fuck it, HALLOWEEN RESURRECTION is coming out and I'm dying to see it the way i...
by David Austin
Wed Jul 03, 2002 10:15 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Ms. 45 DVD
Replies: 5
Views: 554

Uh OH...Spaghetti-O's! YES, SHAWN!!! The DRILLER KILLER DVD audio commentary is the mother-lode of all Audio Commentaries. Those poseurs Trey Parker and Matt Stone can't even hold a candle to the psychotic brilliance that is Abel. What's your favorite bit on there? Mine's gotta be when Abel gets all...
by David Austin
Tue Jul 02, 2002 11:16 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Ms. 45 DVD
Replies: 5
Views: 554

Kevin, Don't bother buying the Ms. 45 DVD. A good deal of the film has been cut to shit, and it renders the film almost worthless. Not to say, "Oh damn it, that shot of Zoe Tamerlis getting it up the ass from Abel isn't in there! BLASPHEMY!"...but Ms. 45 is one of my favorite films and to see it mis...
by David Austin
Thu Jun 27, 2002 8:48 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Anyone remember the first Horrornews?
Replies: 24
Views: 1514

The Baron's doing really well for himself right now, Chuck. It makes me feel damn good to know he's done right by himself...and yes, his flamewars with almost everybody on this board were a goddamn laugh riot. I almost wish Gore-met were here...we'd have another flamewar and all would be well and fu...
by David Austin
Wed Jun 26, 2002 11:15 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Anyone remember the first Horrornews?
Replies: 24
Views: 1514

Damn, Linn! I even remember your first thread...we spoke a bit about Tobe Hooper's EATEN ALIVE (a.k.a. Death Trap) and that's when I figured out you were the only other fellow from GA on the board. Then Dave Keymont moved down here and we've got a nice little collective of GA Forums dwellers. Yes, I...
by David Austin
Fri Jun 14, 2002 11:52 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Testing thread
Replies: 31
Views: 2748

I LIIIIKE IT!

Chris, this new board is dope ill fresh. Hope you dig my avatar.
by David Austin
Fri Jun 07, 2002 10:01 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: when the FUCK is The Hills Have Eyes coming to DVD??
Replies: 12
Views: 689

Y'know, I've actually seen some Italian-language DVDs of HILLS rotting on eBay for ludicrously jacked-up prices. I'd have considered buying it except for the sad fact that it's only in Italian and I've begun to hate dubbing in US flicks (For all my Canucks out there, check out the Pierce Brosnan dub...
by David Austin
Thu Jun 06, 2002 8:36 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: when the FUCK is The Hills Have Eyes coming to DVD??
Replies: 12
Views: 689

45 Grave? Are you fucking crazy? Which version of that stupid song is stuck in your head? Any band that records at least 8 versions of one song is bound to suck. Sorry, I really HATE that band and just read with great glee the story about Bob Noxious beating up Dinah Cancer at a SF 45 Grave concert....
by David Austin
Thu May 30, 2002 5:12 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Worst horror movie ever?
Replies: 29
Views: 1472

Billy - Of course...I do too. But, you know, there's a world of difference between US and THEM...you know who they are...

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