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by dr coathanger
Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:51 pm
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
Replies: 716
Views: 73349

Ryan! No matter who he blows or how hard he tries,
He will be hated here until the day he dies.
by dr coathanger
Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:41 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Pan's Labyrinth
Replies: 24
Views: 2010

Remo D wrote:I can't believe there are people out there calling this "overrated" and "forgettable."



Geez, whoever said that has no fucking soul and is most likely a Jehovah's Witness. An absolutely wonderful film that everybody (excluding soulless J.W.'s) should see.
by dr coathanger
Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:34 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: If you see the HITCHER remake...
Replies: 6
Views: 814

I will not being seeing the Hitcher. The adverts alone are enough to turn me off this tripe. What the fuck is that noise repeating in them anyways? You know, the one that sounds like rollercoaster screams fed through a synthesizer? Fucking annoying.
by dr coathanger
Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:09 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: Happy Happy Happy!
Replies: 3
Views: 491

Ok you guys may not have liked this one but I did CHAINSAW THE BEGINNING and guess what it's comming out on DVD YES! HA HA HA! CHEMICAL BOY BECOMES HAPPY BOY! LOL I knew pay day had a purpose and I have found it must buy dvd of course Hellraiser Hell on Earth must come first cos well what is one wi...
by dr coathanger
Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:23 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: The gems of your collection
Replies: 24
Views: 2233

As in raccoon, you racist fuckers

DylanDog wrote: Also, until it's released on dvd, Blood And Donuts remains my only VHS tape not in storage.


Wow! I haven't thought about that movie in a ****'s age. Good one!
by dr coathanger
Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:21 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: The gems of your collection
Replies: 24
Views: 2233

But I agree with Dr Coathanger in that to find a good horror flick it takes luck foot work and a prayer lol C.B. Used to be the case, C.B. Nowadays all you need is an ebay account. "Good horror"? I have no idea where to find that. A few years ago I would have said Japan, but now I have too much hai...
by dr coathanger
Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:54 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: Black Christmas
Replies: 6
Views: 794

Angelica wrote:Ditto. But if the Doc liked it... fuck, I just may have to see it now.


Take my recommendation with a heaping helping of salt; now that we're two plus weeks removed from X-mas, I don't know how well this one will hold up.
by dr coathanger
Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:51 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: The gems of your collection
Replies: 24
Views: 2233

The only "horror" (and, as you may be able to tell from the quotations, I'm using the term loosely) that I have autographed is a VHS copy of 'Maniac Cop' I got Bruce Cambell to sign when he was in town a few years back. The true gems for me would probably be all the old John Waters flicks I have on ...
by dr coathanger
Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:02 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Return of the post lyrics thread
Replies: 1560
Views: 99031

Gimme an R (R!) O (O!) C (C!) K (K!) Whatcha got? (Rock!) And whatcha gonna do? (Rock you!) Gimme an R (R!) O (O!) C (C!) K (K!) Whatcha got? Rock! And whatcha gonna do? Rock you! Hot as a pistol Loaded like a gun Ready for action Gotta have my fun Don't just sit there Come on get up and move If you...
by dr coathanger
Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:54 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: TPB Season 6
Replies: 9
Views: 724

oh and I was looking through a torrent site and noticed that there is a episode called "hearts of dartmouth, life of a trailerpark girl". now i have downloaded it over 3 times and it just won't play. It says it is corrupted. Anyone have any ideas?? Anyone seen this episode? Nah dude, that isn't any...
by dr coathanger
Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:52 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: TPB Season 6
Replies: 9
Views: 724

Pay? To read something? BWAHAHAHA!

looks like an interesting article, too bad we can't read it without signing up for the gay website. Why don't you just paraphrase it? When I found it earlier it was the full article but, yeah, when I clicked on it just now it said I had to pay to read it. Weird. Anyways, the gist is an American com...
by dr coathanger
Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:26 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: 2006 in review
Replies: 10
Views: 2705

And I thought *I* saw a lot of movies this year! Fucking Christ you sift through a lot of garbage, Remo D. I no longer have the desire nor the (testicular) fortitude to catch every genre release anymore though I do see most of them. I'm more than happy to let trash like 'The Grudge 2' or 'Turistas' ...
by dr coathanger
Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:51 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: Happy Birthday Kimberly!
Replies: 5
Views: 628

Happy belated birthday biz-itch! :cheers:
by dr coathanger
Mon Dec 25, 2006 6:07 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: Black Christmas
Replies: 6
Views: 794

Black Christmas

I was non-plussed when I heard this was getting an update but as "the day of days" approached the idea of sitting in a theater with my chick watching people getting hacked to bits in gruesome, though festive, fashion became more and more appealing. It definitely delivered and as you've probably glea...
by dr coathanger
Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:23 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: What about Pulse?
Replies: 8
Views: 997

Aside from a couple of pretty cool scares and a good overall look, I didn't find the original to be anything special so I can't imagine an American remake with some WB tart is going to be worthwhile.
by dr coathanger
Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:22 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: TPB Season 6
Replies: 9
Views: 724

I was totally weirded out when the sixth episode ended. For weeks I wasn't sure if that was it for the season. I mean, it felt like a season ending, albeit a happy one for everybody, but I thought maybe it was a swerve and there would be more episodes to come. Several months later that is obviously ...
by dr coathanger
Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:25 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: Barf!
Replies: 5
Views: 632

Barf!

I was listening to Dee Snider's Fangoria radio tonight. He and Anthony Timpone were discussing upcoming remakes that have been greenlighted, with the most barftastic (in my eyes) being the re-remake of The Thing.
Gee, can't wait to see all those great effects redone with shitty CGI. :rolleyes:
by dr coathanger
Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:23 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: What could be worse?
Replies: 2
Views: 438

Remakes of sequels make for awkward phrasing

What could be worse than the original sequel to Hills Have Eyes? Nothing, that's what.
by dr coathanger
Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:25 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Nightclubbing...the musical!
Replies: 0
Views: 289

Nightclubbing...the musical!

Peter Murphy as Iggy Pop and Trent Reznor as David Bowie in a fabulous new production of "Nightclubbing"! Co-starring Jeordie White and Atticus Ross.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amMztp1y4i4
by dr coathanger
Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:11 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Borat: Cultural Learnings etc. etc.
Replies: 21
Views: 4449

And while some of it HAD to be staged (you'd never, never, NEVER try to do the Pamela Anderson scene for real unless you were prepared to be locked up for the rest of your natural days), but you've either got a cast of the most naturalistic, convincing extras and actors the world has ever seen, OR ...
by dr coathanger
Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:57 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Borat: Cultural Learnings etc. etc.
Replies: 21
Views: 4449

I know there isn't a period in the word.

A british j.ew making fun of Kazakhstan AND America while pissing off gypsies? Fuck I loved this movie. If this movie were a woman, I'd marry it. And if it were a man I'd marry it in Canada. I know it can't be the funniest movie of all time but right now I'm having a hard time thinking of a funnier ...
by dr coathanger
Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:49 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: Watched all the "horror" flicks at Blockbuster.
Replies: 12
Views: 1166

Broken_Glass_Lotion wrote:I dunno, that sounds like something I could see myself doing if we we over run with zombies someday. You know, like after this nuclear war we are going to have.


http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/worldwarz/
by dr coathanger
Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:47 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: I pull better shit out of my ass..............
Replies: 8
Views: 917

I know this is old, but I just got done watching Frankenfish and I thought it was alot of fun. It's basically just a simple, old timey monster movie. Some gore, a couple hot chicks, swamp-folk, voodoo, a little humor and it moves quickly. Think "Tremors" on water. There's some poor cgi in spots, bu...
by dr coathanger
Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:43 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: Is it better to?
Replies: 6
Views: 654

Was it the utterly worthless theatrical version or the greatly improved uncut version anchor bay put out many years ago? This movie, in its original incarnation would get half a star from me, where as the uncut version would be more around the 2 and a half/ 3 star range, out of 5 possible stars. One...