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by BLADE
Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:37 pm
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Talk shit to "Blade"
Replies: 20
Views: 4458

d0nt piss me off
by BLADE
Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:05 am
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: hey doug
Replies: 19
Views: 6902

what is this bullshit
by BLADE
Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:04 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: The Love Thread
Replies: 11
Views: 1022

Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE? Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first? Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs...
by BLADE
Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:02 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Poison roll call
Replies: 0
Views: 167

Poison roll call

Poisen rocks

who wants to go for ice-cream before the show
by BLADE
Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:01 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Remembewing the 80's Nostalgia
Replies: 13
Views: 1675

Remembewing the 80's Nostalgia

Don’t caww me a Genewation X-ew I am a chiwd of the eighties what I pwefew to be cawwed. De nineties can do without me. Gwunge isn’t hewe to stay, fashion is fickwe and “Genewation X” is a myf cweated by some ovew-40 wwitew twying to figuwe out why peopwe weaw fwannew in the summew. When I got home ...
by BLADE
Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:56 am
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Talk shit to "Blade"
Replies: 20
Views: 4458

fuck you
by BLADE
Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:03 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: The End of the World
Replies: 19
Views: 2009

Image
by BLADE
Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:00 am
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Talk shit to "Blade"
Replies: 20
Views: 4458

pooof
by BLADE
Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:59 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: The Love Thread
Replies: 11
Views: 1022

poof
by BLADE
Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:11 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: The Love Thread
Replies: 11
Views: 1022

The Love Thread

We've got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can't
just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it's going to get on
by itself. You've got to keep on watering it. You've got to really look after
it and nurture it"
John Lennon
by BLADE
Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:10 am
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Talk shit to "Blade"
Replies: 20
Views: 4458

We've got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can't
just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it's going to get on
by itself. You've got to keep on watering it. You've got to really look after
it and nurture it"
John Lennon
by BLADE
Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:08 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: The End of the World
Replies: 19
Views: 2009

Heyyy yooooouu you you little
by BLADE
Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:07 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Astroides
Replies: 2
Views: 1252

i will later
by BLADE
Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:02 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Anyone live around Spokane or North Idaho?
Replies: 7
Views: 495

Image
by BLADE
Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:33 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Astroides
Replies: 2
Views: 1252

Astroides

Ok duders post your high score for Asterodes I bet I can beat you:metal:
by BLADE
Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:31 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: PETA vs Phish
Replies: 0
Views: 151

PETA vs Phish

PETA continues streak of copping press wiv stewpid ideas Peoples for the Effical Treatment of Animals is garnerin' attention about the treatment of fish with a tongue-in-cheek request that Phish change their name ter Sea Kittens.:confused:
by BLADE
Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:25 am
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Talk shit to "Blade"
Replies: 20
Views: 4458

50 ways to ensure you won't get laid

1. Say you’re from Arkansas. 2. Drool. 3. Show them your gun. 4. Keep talking about your mommy. 5. Lick peoples’ faces. 6. Tell people about your Michael Jackson shrine. 7. End each sentence with “so when do we fuck?” 8. Tell complete strangers about your dreams “It was old my old high school, but i...
by BLADE
Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:16 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: The End of the World
Replies: 19
Views: 2009

what is the abyys forum

and who are you?
by BLADE
Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:29 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: More important news than Sarah Palin
Replies: 20
Views: 1496

Born in a Casket wrote::cheers:
that was shitty as all shit not funny dumb fuck
by BLADE
Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:18 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: The End of the World
Replies: 19
Views: 2009

you're fat. your music sucks. fuck off and never make another video or song again
by BLADE
Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:16 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Anyone live around Spokane or North Idaho?
Replies: 7
Views: 495

No I don't live there
by BLADE
Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:14 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: textsfromlastnight.com
Replies: 47
Views: 4618


Hello dear Earthling,

I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting
your planet. I have transformed myself into this
text file. As you are reading it, I am having sex
with your eyeballs. I know you like it because
you are smiling.

Please pass me on to someone else because I’m
really horny.
by BLADE
Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:12 pm
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
Replies: 716
Views: 73087

A tart and a man cop into a car accident, and it’s a bad one. Boff cars are totally demolished, but amazingly enough, neever one of them is 'urt. After they crorl out of their cars, right, the lass says, “So yer’re a man, that’s interestin'. Cor! Oi! Just 'ave a look at us cars. There’s nuffink lef...
by BLADE
Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:09 pm
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Talk shit to "Blade"
Replies: 20
Views: 4458

Talk shit to "Blade"

1. Your fondest childhood memory is when Skippy got his head stuck in the banister. 2. You relax by putting on your legwarmers and dancing to the “Footloose” soundtrack. 3. You think the Two Coreys are “totally awesome.” 4. You’re still bitter that Wham! broke up. 5. Punky Brewster is your hero. 6. ...
by BLADE
Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:07 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: The End of the World
Replies: 19
Views: 2009

The End of the World

when the Sun expands to engulf the Earth in seven billion years. To give an answer, first consider that around four billion years ago, living creatures were nothing more than biochemica. Today hoomins haf wan'ered th' Moon an' haf studied ideas rangin' fum juneral relativity t'quantum cosmology. Onc...