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by Jonathan
Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:51 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Soundgarden reunites in 2010
Replies: 10
Views: 1877

Soundgarden died away before I moved up here. Never my thing. But everyone needs a paycheck!

Speaking of which, many bands in Seattle are 'tribute' bands that make their money off these bands that are no more. I wonder how reunions like this affects their benjamins?
by Jonathan
Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:44 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: 2009 Wayward Drunks X-mas Rock-A-Thon
Replies: 9
Views: 1394

Hey johnithin, if you still got thos chicken sandwiches, just toss em in the freezer and I will eat them next time I see you! That would explain JonZ's text to me yesterday about owing you 2 bucks.. Dude, Jack in the Box was fucking closed. We were pissed, I was all set to eat a chorizo breakfast b...
by Jonathan
Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:53 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Live Fo Retsinim - Yadhtrib Yppah!
Replies: 11
Views: 1505

Live Fo Retsinim - Yadhtrib Yppah!

HaPpY Burthdai Joedey?!
by Jonathan
Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:20 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Decimation of the Nation II
Replies: 18
Views: 1903

How can Hatebreed be the headliner with Cannibal Corpse and Hate Eternal as the lesser bands??!? The world has gone all topsy turvy.

And where is this show?

And I'm there. But it sounds like I'll be in the bar area most of the night...
by Jonathan
Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:56 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Emerald City Death Fest w/ Suffocation
Replies: 21
Views: 2433

Well for what it's worth, I'm haven't been motivated to see a lot of national shows the past few years. But every time Suffocation comes to town I force myself out. And each time, I'm very very glad I did. Their performances always blow me away. (Kinda like when Cephalic Carnage rolls in every year)
by Jonathan
Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:18 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Emerald City Death Fest w/ Suffocation
Replies: 21
Views: 2433

Terra Morta is a good band. Their guitar solos are done right, and I'm not a fan of solos.

Got my tickets, and will see you there...
by Jonathan
Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:55 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: 11/7 - El Corazon - An Evening So Black
Replies: 7
Views: 1020

Cool. I'll have to scrounge up a few reclusive metalhead friends to go with me.
by Jonathan
Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:43 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: 11/7 - El Corazon - An Evening So Black
Replies: 7
Views: 1020

Funeral Age is cool. Haven't heard of Irony. Sacrament Ov Impurity and Terra Morta are two awesome, young bands that are the next generation of death/black metal in this area. I suggest checking this show out... You have to ask yourself, "How much more black can it be?" and of course the answer is, ...
by Jonathan
Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:09 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Sat. Oct. 17th Free Show @ Flight's in Everett!
Replies: 6
Views: 987

I'll go if some fool drives me.

...and gets me on the guestlist for this awesome free show. Seriously, I want to be on the guest list. I'm fuckin Jonathan from Vulgarizer.
by Jonathan
Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:55 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Congrats to PONDSCUM
Replies: 10
Views: 1350

The next generation is going to be a good'n!
Congrats Chris.
by Jonathan
Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:14 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: And speaking of goregrind!?
Replies: 22
Views: 3123

My only rule is no bass players....

...


..... yeah.
by Jonathan
Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:56 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: And speaking of goregrind!?
Replies: 22
Views: 3123

What's lacking is drummers willing to play it.

But we could set up 10 guitarists and vocalists on stage like the Gipsy Kings and gore grind with no drummer. That would be sick... and a first.
by Jonathan
Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:15 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Ummmmmmmm
Replies: 15
Views: 2955

dbl bass drummer wrote:I like the stink from your pooper!!!
gross!
by Jonathan
Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:55 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: RIP Don Decker
Replies: 8
Views: 932

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:What??? OMG that is fucked. What happened?
He was expecting to die years ago. Coma? Liver failure, transplant? When we played the Funhouse with him, THAT was supposed to be his last tour. But miraculously he kept going.
by Jonathan
Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:14 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Friday Oct 9 at The Morgue
Replies: 1
Views: 449

I strongly urge all people reading this to MAKE IT TO THIS SHOW!
Barefoot playing with Hunab Ku!
It may not happen again for like another week!

Salo rules.

I'll be there.
by Jonathan
Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:08 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Sat. Oct. 17th Free Show @ Flight's in Everett!
Replies: 6
Views: 987

Flights, by far, is the best venue I've ever played. The patrons of this establishment are top shelf, and pretty much the most responsive crowd I've ever had. The soundguy could easily be working Key Arena, but instead chooses to humble himself and work with the local community. And Everett... it is...
by Jonathan
Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:16 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: ChurchBurner - Friday Oct.2nd in Everett (+ new booking info)
Replies: 0
Views: 340

ChurchBurner - Friday Oct.2nd in Everett (+ new booking info)

Starting today, I'm now actively booking Churchburner shows in Seattle. If you're affiliated with a club or a band and would like to have Churchburner on your metal bill in Seattle, message me. I'll give you my cell number as well. Come see my second show with the band: ChurchBurner 10/2/2009 9:00 ...
by Jonathan
Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:16 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Suffocation at Studio 7 November 14th
Replies: 3
Views: 607

Hunab Ku is opening.
by Jonathan
Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:03 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Vulgarizer @ DeathFest = Last Show? + CD Release Party!
Replies: 16
Views: 1975

Brian's job is taking him to India for exactly one year. He leaves like a week after Deathfest. So essentially... this is his last show. Get there early to see Drakul, Terra Morta and Churchburner. It'll be my first show with Churchburner. We've got tickets. We've got spunk. We've got cds. And a bot...
by Jonathan
Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:40 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Jimmy Carter is retarded
Replies: 23
Views: 4346

Stanley "tookie" Williams was a nobel peace prize nominee and an author, he also founded the fucking Crip's, killed, robbed, beat and did who knows what, does that make him a smart man?? No, but it makes him a badass. Growing up I always wanted to be a Crip. But I'm not black. Then I wanted to join...
by Jonathan
Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:40 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Pondscum
Replies: 11
Views: 1361

Jason Adrian wrote:That was pretty weak... and to think, i expected more from you.
"gel"?
Oh, I know. I've lost my fire.
by Jonathan
Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:17 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Insane Killer Escapes During Trip to Fair
Replies: 2
Views: 936

Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa you better
Run run run run run run away
OH OH OH OHHHH
ayee ayee ayee ayee...
by Jonathan
Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:12 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Pondscum
Replies: 11
Views: 1361

Anyone here know how I can be endorsed by hair gel products?

Any help is much appreciated.
by Jonathan
Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:50 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a young girl in 1990?
Replies: 3
Views: 1121

The guy cries like every other show. Because he loves his country.

I'll put $5 on him offing himself when he finally snaps, say, before the years end.

$5.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32VDM25PCjI
by Jonathan
Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:20 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Guess who's back, back again........
Replies: 18
Views: 2596

If he doesn't plan to pay the band or charge at the door, it makes sense to make the bands believe they can bring 25 people to get in on a guest list. aka: slight of hand. So, me thinks you can also put 200 friends on your guest list and they'd be even more happy.