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by Jonathan
Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:16 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Friday the 4th @ El Fuckhole
Replies: 18
Views: 2732

derek666 wrote:you rule!!! bring Brian down with ya, I miss that sexxxy long haired fucker.
Pretty sure he's still wearing a dress and sexing up hippy chicks down at Burning Man. But I'll check to see if he's back...
by Jonathan
Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:12 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Friday the 4th @ El Fuckhole
Replies: 18
Views: 2732

I did laundry, just for this show. And hey, I'll bring some Vulgarizer cds should anyone be inclined to get a copy. I'll also be bringing my patented "Arms Crossed While Watching The Show Stance"...
by Jonathan
Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:42 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Friday the 4th @ El Fuckhole
Replies: 18
Views: 2732

I'll roll to this club. If you see the 20's spinning and the gold teeth grinnin' better duck foo, or yo ass get'l peel'd like a cap. This show'll b off da hook, droppin' benjis on the drinks. No Kristal fo deez dawgs, we str8t creep Pabst wit a cripness.
by Jonathan
Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:14 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Tonight (tues, 8/1) @ The Funhouse
Replies: 0
Views: 322

Tonight (tues, 8/1) @ The Funhouse

(it's 9/1)

I'll school you all at a game of Beer In Hand P.I.G. basketball...

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by Jonathan
Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:51 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: N.U.D.E. Fest | Saturday | $5
Replies: 7
Views: 1305

Tonight will be off the chain, yo.
by Jonathan
Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:11 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: August 28th, Showbox Market
Replies: 11
Views: 1714

I remember you told me that when we played in Spokane a few years back. You are the only other person that I have met that thought the guitar player's style was reminiscent of 80s new wave (Flock of Seagulls or whatever) The whole band: Duran Duran and Pink Floyd's love child. Swear to shit, go in ...
by Jonathan
Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:00 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Vulgarizer & Umbilical Parricide
Replies: 8
Views: 875

mickey brown-eye wrote:Brian is gone to an Obomunist gay pride march to support the new socialist regime?
Actually yes, gone to Burning Man.

hahahahaha

fucking hippies
by Jonathan
Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:57 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Forbidden @ El Whore
Replies: 30
Views: 4478

I'll be there to spray bullets of brutallity with my fully automatic metal glare.

And for the beer.
by Jonathan
Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:51 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: New Barefoot Barnacle Shirts
Replies: 4
Views: 855

If I was going to Purr's, then yeah.. pink baby doll all the way.

But I'm still trying to make people think I'm all metal and shit. brutal and sick with hails.
by Jonathan
Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:48 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Vulgarizer & Umbilical Parricide
Replies: 8
Views: 875

Brian's Gone (part II)
by Jonathan
Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:34 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Forbidden @ El Whore
Replies: 30
Views: 4478

I'll get out of practice at 7:30 or 8. And then walk down from where I live.

C
U
Next
Tuesday!
by Jonathan
Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:12 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Northwest Death Fest 2009 (Sept. 26th)
Replies: 4
Views: 680

Job may be sending him to India for a year.
by Jonathan
Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:44 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: New Barefoot Barnacle Shirts
Replies: 4
Views: 855

save me a small black.

I need the small to bring out my guns and my fucking rad scorpion tattoo...
by Jonathan
Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:12 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Northwest Death Fest 2009 (Sept. 26th)
Replies: 4
Views: 680

Shit, I don't care who buys tickets from who.

This may be the last Vulgarizer show with Brian, so I'd like to see some folks there.
by Jonathan
Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:13 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: August 28th, Showbox Market
Replies: 11
Views: 1714

Floater, my arch nemesis. Word to the wise my friends, don't bring your girlfriend to this show... you'll lose them forever. I lost a girl to Floater. Seemingly began the show with good vibes, then bam, dude from Floater walks out on stage and ups the sex appeal bar too high... too high! Gone was an...
by Jonathan
Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:53 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Northwest Death Fest 2009 (Sept. 26th)
Replies: 4
Views: 680

Northwest Death Fest 2009 (Sept. 26th)

I've got low priced tickets I'm selling for two bands. If you need one, contact me. NWDF 2009 Schedule: Doors at 10:30AM; Show starts 11:00AM 11:00A-11:25 FESTER IN EXILE 11:40-12:05 DRAKUL 12:20-12:45 CORPORAL MORTIFICATION 01:00-01:25 TERRA MORTA 01:40-02:10 HARNESS 02:25-02:55 CHURCHBURNER 03:10...
by Jonathan
Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:54 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: see now THIS is worth $50 a ticket:
Replies: 4
Views: 693

Seeing as that's sold out.

THIS is worth $50 a ticket...

http://www.seattlesymphony.org/benaroya ... px?id=2211

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by Jonathan
Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:32 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Thursday 8/13 - The Galway Arms in the U'district will be poppin' wit da Vulgarizer
Replies: 10
Views: 1160

fUk cuZ, hope U DressiN in da 9's.

I dunt roll wit out dem, str8t off da chain... shyit
by Jonathan
Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:27 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Thursday 8/13 - The Galway Arms in the U'district will be poppin' wit da Vulgarizer
Replies: 10
Views: 1160

Enkryajake wrote:Wut time you nilla's settin' it off up there? U-dist be my hood, yo.
shit dawg, got no clue. I'm hoping 2nd!
by Jonathan
Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:26 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Thursday 8/13 - The Galway Arms in the U'district will be poppin' wit da Vulgarizer
Replies: 10
Views: 1160

Come wish Brian a fond farewell... maybe.
by Jonathan
Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:58 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Thursday 8/13 - The Galway Arms in the U'district will be poppin' wit da Vulgarizer
Replies: 10
Views: 1160

Thursday 8/13 - The Galway Arms in the U'district will be poppin' wit da Vulgarizer

yeeeuuuhh buuoooyyeee

Thursday, August 13th
Galway Arms (udistrict) Seattle

in no particular order:

Evangelist, Vulgarizer, Salo, Terra Morta

$5
by Jonathan
Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:45 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Death Fest?
Replies: 21
Views: 2265

I'm excited as fuck to see Book Of Black Earth again. Those guys never get old.
by Jonathan
Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:23 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Death Fest?
Replies: 21
Views: 2265

horhey wrote:so can we get your "CD" at this show...
If by "CD" you mean "brutal windmilling of my hair", then yeah... it will be available at this show... dot dot dot...
by Jonathan
Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:45 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Death Fest?
Replies: 21
Views: 2265

Book of Black Earth? haha

As far as I know, both Vulgarizer and Churchburner are playing. Churchburner has their tickets already, if anyone needs one.
by Jonathan
Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:00 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: You Guys Fucking KIDDING Me??
Replies: 19
Views: 2795

I've heard that the Chile Pepper Restaurant is a major terrorist target. Personally, I'd recommend sushi. Safer. Much safer. I had sushi tonight across the street @ Sushi Maki. The place is literally a 10' x 10' hole in the wall. NO terrorist in their right mind would touch that place. And thank go...