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by Jonathan
Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:29 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: You Guys Fucking KIDDING Me??
Replies: 19
Views: 2795

You think it's hot now, just wait 'till the terrorists detonate a dirty bomb over at the Chile Pepper Restaurant in the Wallingford neighborhood.
by Jonathan
Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:28 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: You Guys Fucking KIDDING Me??
Replies: 19
Views: 2795

You think it's hot now, just wait 'till Mount Rainier explodes, sending molten lava down on us.
by Jonathan
Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:35 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: You Guys Fucking KIDDING Me??
Replies: 19
Views: 2795

If you think it's hot now, just wait 'till the sun explodes.
by Jonathan
Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:27 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: The Next Hitler
Replies: 28
Views: 5919

Well if you do find the Next Hitler, I'll be joining the Mossad Isreali special forces... for sure.

Because if the Next Hitler surfaces, we ain't taken shit this time. Bitchler is gettin' his cap peeled right off the bat, from the barrel of my gat. Shit...
by Jonathan
Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:24 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: S2C CD Release / Farewell Show
Replies: 19
Views: 3200

Count me in for a rip roaring good time.


And good luck Scott.
by Jonathan
Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:24 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: 6-28-09 | Motograter | Darksun | El Corazon
Replies: 4
Views: 645

Okay, so the doors open at 7:30.

But say you guys get into seattle around 4pm.

Guess what? Happy hour at the Comet is 4-7! So, come have a drink and talk me into coming to your show...
by Jonathan
Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:58 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: pull-out method as effective as condoms
Replies: 16
Views: 2298

I signed a Celibacy Contract with myself. I promised myself I won't have sex again 'till 2013.

I win!
by Jonathan
Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:05 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: The Next Hitler
Replies: 28
Views: 5919

you must be in love with that cunt or something?? you just cant quit bringing her up no matter how much you say that you dont. make up your mind for once and either quit bringing the bitch up or admit that she is your dream bitch, seriously. I would have sex with her. It would be hate sex. But hate...
by Jonathan
Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:09 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Ophidian's Road Trip to Oakland lat weekend....
Replies: 24
Views: 3852

This thread is useless without pics.
by Jonathan
Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:22 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Drown Mary/Churchburner This Saturday!
Replies: 10
Views: 1169

Jarrod's okay considering it was his bike versus a van head on in snoqualmie. They think nothing broken, just stitches and bruises.

Pat, Timmy and I will be at the show for the Burner, selling cupcakes like a mofo. Jarrod, it's safe to say, will be home resting.
by Jonathan
Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:20 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Drown Mary/Churchburner This Saturday!
Replies: 10
Views: 1169

Just got off the phone with Jenny. Jarrod (Churchburner drummer) got into a motorcycle accident today. He's in route to the hospital now. So if anyone has Troy's number, message me. I need to let him know CB probably ain't playing tonight.
by Jonathan
Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:58 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Drown Mary/Churchburner This Saturday!
Replies: 10
Views: 1169

I slaved away all night last night making awesome cupcakes for the bake sale....
by Jonathan
Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:33 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Drown Mary/Churchburner This Saturday!
Replies: 10
Views: 1169

I'll be there, despite my previous New Years Resolutions of never to step foot in Everett again...

Next year I mean it.
by Jonathan
Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:04 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: The 9th Annual 5th of July Party- 7/3/09
Replies: 55
Views: 6946

Thanks to Ciaran for the guitar and pretty face. Thanks to Carrie for the shots of good tequila and the pretty face. Thanks to Hodgy and Kristy for putting on the thing and having a pretty face (respectively) Thanks to the girl that gave me her hair styling card. Thanks to the lawn chair for the sup...
by Jonathan
Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:36 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Farrah Fawcett and Whacko Jacko the same day?
Replies: 25
Views: 3391

mickey brown-eye wrote:and he sure could suck a dick
Sincerely,
Freddie Mercury
by Jonathan
Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:07 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: The 9th Annual 5th of July Party- 7/3/09
Replies: 55
Views: 6946

I may be celebrating Cinco De Mayo on your 5th of July party on the 3rd. So, my question is, should I bring one nylon string guitar and my sombrarro or two nylon string guitars, the sombrarro and a pinata?
by Jonathan
Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:46 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Farrah Fawcett and Whacko Jacko the same day?
Replies: 25
Views: 3391

Our culture has always created figures bigger than life to give us something to take our attention away from our own lives. In the 70's and 80's the phenom was the little guy in Jackson 5 that ruled most adults at performing. Then it was MJ coming out on his own. The demand for a bigger than life fi...
by Jonathan
Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:58 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: RIP Geri Nahrgang!!
Replies: 51
Views: 7744

She was always very warm and compassionate with me. Even when I was an ass. This is sad news. Her smile is unforgetable.
by Jonathan
Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:07 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: textsfromlastnight.com
Replies: 47
Views: 9798

Well, two people got back to me:
1st "That bad, eh?"
2nd "So he buys a gun and he steals a car. He tries to run, but he don't get far... in the ghetto".


So I'd say I'm 50% genius and 50% 'tard....
by Jonathan
Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:26 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: textsfromlastnight.com
Replies: 47
Views: 9798

I sent one out on Saturday:

"And if there's one thing more that she don't need, it's another hungry mouth to feed... in the ghetto".

I drunk text Elvis songs. And no one seems to get the genius of it.
by Jonathan
Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:24 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: 6/19/2009 - In Memorium CD release show
Replies: 2
Views: 383

No shit? This is tonight. I got a bottle of Jameson, a flask and an attitude. So, yeah... I think this is what I'm doing tonight..
by Jonathan
Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:00 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: What're ya reading?
Replies: 268
Views: 61517

Been reading The Stranger weekly and all of it's dripping nepotism. Articles, reviews and opinions written by a few people, pretty much about themselves and their bands. Awesome. So much self back patting and reach arounds, it's almost like watching other people have sex. Reading people write disgui...
by Jonathan
Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:22 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Is it POSSIBLE...
Replies: 50
Views: 7466

At first I'm like, what the fuck does corn in a basket have anything to do with this thread. Then it hit me....

Someone is on his game today.
by Jonathan
Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:12 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Loads of FUN at The Funhouse 6/23
Replies: 5
Views: 806

Rotf imo!
by Jonathan
Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:14 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Loads of FUN at The Funhouse 6/23
Replies: 5
Views: 806

I can't believe this is almost a week from now!