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by shawn
Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:47 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Blade Trinity
Replies: 52
Views: 5701

Blade 3 was the biggest train wreck I've ever seen. I always absolutely loved Blade 2 but after seeing this atrocious self-parody, Blade 2 is looking more and more like a masterpiece. It really drives home what Del Toro did with part 2. He is a genius. Goyer couldn't direct his way out of a runny co...
by shawn
Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:24 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Saw
Replies: 32
Views: 3439

Yet another enormously strong idea done badly. This movie was a flop in my opinion. A few very basic thing to set that up: 1.terrible acting. even if you had never seen a movie you'd be able to tell how terrible that acting was. 2. bad development of characters. to be honest, I could've cared less ...
by shawn
Wed Nov 03, 2004 6:59 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Saw
Replies: 32
Views: 3439

Glad to hear you liked it Remo, I actually went to see it again last night with some friends that hadn't seen it yet. I really dig this movie.
by shawn
Wed Nov 03, 2004 6:57 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Premutos vs. Braindead
Replies: 11
Views: 1058

I've shit better movies than Premutos... wiped my ass clean and flushed them away.

Premutos is garbage. Ittenbach is talentless.
by shawn
Fri Oct 29, 2004 6:54 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Saw
Replies: 32
Views: 3439

I've seen both cuts. R and unrated. The cuts are minimal. Some may not notice. This isn't a "gore" movie anyway. Its a cool movie nonetheless. PS: thats fucked that someone spoiled the ending for you Kim. The ending is so fucking cool, its rare that horror films actually have a "good" satisfying end...
by shawn
Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:47 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: The Grudge
Replies: 27
Views: 2439

putriddivinity wrote:stay away from asians, they are scary and fucked up.


agreed.
by shawn
Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:26 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: The Grudge
Replies: 27
Views: 2439

Okay ya there were a few subtitles but 99% of the film is in English. I admit I'm prejudice against Asian films. I'm just sick of the "Asian fever". Everyone has that bug it seems, and its annoying...So give me an Asian movie starring cheesy white people and I'm all over it! Question. The original c...
by shawn
Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:06 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: The Grudge
Replies: 27
Views: 2439

stypees back wrote:
The problem with American audiences is you HAVE TO explain everything to them.


'cause we go to the movies drunk!
by shawn
Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:03 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: The Grudge
Replies: 27
Views: 2439

The US remake is better dammit. A minimal amount of "Bing-Bings" and no subtitles!
by shawn
Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:36 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: The Grudge
Replies: 27
Views: 2439

I liked it better than the Asian version because there were less Asians in it.
by shawn
Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:33 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Gates of Hell ending
Replies: 7
Views: 919

The question that will not die... Fulci himself was quoted as not understanding it himself ("You tell me, and then we'll both know!"), but I boiled it down to something pretty simple. The characters say that if they don't close those gates before midnight, then it will be too late--that no dead bod...
by shawn
Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:34 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Team America World Police
Replies: 10
Views: 798

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20041014/REVIEWS/40921007

Eberts review... Boy he really needs to lighten the fuck up...
by shawn
Sat Oct 16, 2004 7:20 am
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Team America World Police
Replies: 10
Views: 798

this was a fun time at the movies... The puppet sex scene had me falling out of my chair! :cheers:
by shawn
Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:40 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Manson
Replies: 6
Views: 846

It still blows dead goats...

And the "modern day Manson followers" shit was LAME.
by shawn
Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:09 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Hallmark's FRANKENSTEIN
Replies: 4
Views: 705

Fuck, I missed it. I had intended to watch that one. Well I assume it will be on dvd in the near future, I'll be sure to check it out...

As for the Branagh/DeNiro Frankenstein, you know, I really liked that film, yet everyone I talk to seems to loathe it...
by shawn
Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:06 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: A Dirty Shame
Replies: 6
Views: 814

The last good movie I can think of that John Waters has done is Serial Mom. I didn't care for Pecker (though it did have a funny moment here and there) and I really disliked Cecil B. Demented... A Dirty Shame was horrible, I liked it better then Cecil (but that's not saying much). It has a funny pa...
by shawn
Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:59 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Shaun of the Dead--don't be fooled by the "R"
Replies: 50
Views: 5113

Kimberly wrote:Saw is putting up 10k for an upcoming amputee beauty pagent on Howard Stern's show...


Kim, I'm fucking behind on my emails, the Halloween season is a fucking killer here at RC. Get back to ya soon! We'll have to hook up now that you are so close! Talk soon -shawn
by shawn
Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:58 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Shaun of the Dead--don't be fooled by the "R"
Replies: 50
Views: 5113

I'm pretty excited for Saw, also. The trailer looked tits. I've heard word that it's in the vein of a giallo. Any truth to that? Oh yes Latte. It is a Giallo, 100%, and better than anything Argento has shit out in many many years. Its like a combination of Seven and a Giallo. And the ending will kn...
by shawn
Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:24 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Shaun of the Dead--don't be fooled by the "R"
Replies: 50
Views: 5113

Thanks Remo, the problem is comedy and horror just don't mix well for me. Unless its really dark humor. On some occasions I can get into it. Braindead and Return Of The Living Dead come to mind (I'm sure there are plenty of others) but usually it turns me off. Now when a horror film is unintentional...
by shawn
Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:13 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Shaun of the Dead--don't be fooled by the "R"
Replies: 50
Views: 5113

Actually its a DVD-R boot. But you can have it if you want let me know -shawn
by shawn
Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:40 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Shaun of the Dead--don't be fooled by the "R"
Replies: 50
Views: 5113

Dude, I have now watched it 3 times. I have a dvd, watched it before the release, and I was like "whats the big deal?" So I figured I needed to see it on the big screen so I went this past weekend. Still hated it. And just to make sure I wasn't fucking crazy I tried to watch it again last night and ...
by shawn
Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:04 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Shaun of the Dead--don't be fooled by the "R"
Replies: 50
Views: 5113

No punchy, I was in the middle of the theatre. The movie is way fucking over-rated.
by shawn
Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:34 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Shaun of the Dead--don't be fooled by the "R"
Replies: 50
Views: 5113

I thought it was incredibly lame, unfunny, and pretty goddamn boring... I just don't see what everyone else sees in this shit. A waste of my time...
by shawn
Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:28 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Dawn Of The Dead Remake UNCUT. Now Available!
Replies: 13
Views: 1682

in theaters i gave it about a b+
I give the dvd a A-
So its alot better in my opinion...
by shawn
Thu Aug 26, 2004 11:44 am
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: Latest buys
Replies: 133
Views: 11700

my latest shiznet... Dawn Of THe Dead (remake uncut, I liked the R rated version, I love the uncut version!) Haute Tension (took me three times before I finally got the uncut version, makes a big difference, this movie has some brutal shit in it...) The Cook, the thief, his wife, and her lover (fuck...