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by shawn
Mon Aug 23, 2004 7:35 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Open Water
Replies: 22
Views: 2287

PS: and I prefer totally shaved boxes for the record.
by shawn
Mon Aug 23, 2004 7:34 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Open Water
Replies: 22
Views: 2287

Originally posted by I am 138
Shawn, I think you were just upset that the bush shot came so early.


bush shots peppered throughout the movie might have saved this mess...
by shawn
Sun Aug 22, 2004 1:33 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Open Water
Replies: 22
Views: 2287

Originally posted by I am 138 I really liked it, but thought it didn't need the as much set up. Just dump 'em in the water, then have more footage of 'em in the water. It's not about who's in the water, it's about being in the water. Who cares who they are, it's something everyone can identify with...
by shawn
Sun Aug 22, 2004 11:33 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Open Water
Replies: 22
Views: 2287

Spoiler.... I should have just taken my $9.00 and tossed it in the fucking street. This is the most "over-hyped" piece of shit I have ever seen in my life. If its based on a true story I glad both of those yuppie fucks are dead. FUCK THIS MOVIE. Do not waste your money. If you know someone that work...
by shawn
Sun Aug 22, 2004 11:28 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Exorcist: The Beginning... surprise!
Replies: 9
Views: 1176

Originally posted by FOG Remo??? What??? The last fifteen minutes alone of this movie bring it down to the level of SUCKING COMPLETELY. Thanks Fog... For a minute I thought Remo saw a different movie. This is one of the worst films I have ever seen... Just a fucking mess. It never knows where its g...
by shawn
Fri Aug 20, 2004 7:12 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: why is Alien vs predator PG-13
Replies: 33
Views: 3065

Some spoilers... Finally dragged my ass out to see this train wreck. It does suck, but not quite as bad as I expected. By no means is this movie what is should/could have been. Not even close. This movie could have been so cool. Instead its just sort of there. Some of the action and fight scenes are...
by shawn
Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:43 am
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Catwoman--yeah, I saw it...
Replies: 4
Views: 508

Yea it really sucked. But I still wanna fuck Halle Berry in the ass...
by shawn
Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:39 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: why is Alien vs predator PG-13
Replies: 33
Views: 3065

Originally posted by Latte Thunder Jeez, Reem. For a second I thought I was reading a Shawn review. Ha! I still have yet to see it, I was in Baltimore MD for HorrorFind when it opened up and since I got back into town I've been sick... I'm gonna try to get out to see it this weekend. I know its shi...
by shawn
Wed Aug 11, 2004 7:57 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Dawn Of The Dead Remake UNCUT. Now Available!
Replies: 13
Views: 1729

Dawn Of The Dead Remake UNCUT. Now Available!

Go here, I ordered mine, should have it in a few days. A friend got his yesterday, watched it last night. FUCK! It is alot fucking gorier, more zombies, more gore, many many more head shots, much more character development, extra scenes. Awesome shit indeed. One of my favorite zombie movies now! htt...
by shawn
Mon Aug 09, 2004 6:56 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle
Replies: 6
Views: 516

Go see it! Loads of fun. Burn one before you see it -shawn
by shawn
Sat Aug 07, 2004 11:19 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: why is Alien vs predator PG-13
Replies: 33
Views: 3065

Originally posted by MattV No fucking shit, I wanna see Predator Skin some mother fuckers and I wanna see Alien chomp some assholes brains out, if any of these things are missing, I will personally go to this asshole directers house and bitch slap him in front of his kids! While you bitch slap him ...
by shawn
Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:58 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Spidey 2!
Replies: 20
Views: 1518

Guess I'm just not into the super hero thing. It fucking bored me. Predictable, boring, soap-operaish, lame... And Kirsten Dunst is not aging well. Don't get me wrong, I'd still fucking her in the ass, but those fucking snaggle-teeth fucking bug the shit out of me. Every year she looks more and more...
by shawn
Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:42 am
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Spidey 2!
Replies: 20
Views: 1518

hated it.
by shawn
Thu May 06, 2004 3:16 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Kill Bill Vol. 2
Replies: 34
Views: 2538

"QT" shot several fight scenes with Carradine, I've seen a few stills from them in Fangoria and other mags, all were cut from the film. So I don't think it has anything to do with his age.
by shawn
Wed May 05, 2004 5:34 am
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Kill Bill Vol. 2
Replies: 34
Views: 2538

I'm not plagued with a short attention span or anything of that nature. And I have no problem with the second half being an "explanation" for the first half. The only problem was, the explanations were BORING. I could careless about these dead beats and why they did what they did. I love Tarrantino'...
by shawn
Mon May 03, 2004 1:43 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Kill Bill Vol. 2
Replies: 34
Views: 2538

How can you not compare something with a vol 2 in the title? Its impossible not to compare. And vol 2 is BORING. It seemed like an apology for vol 1. It should have been one 3 hour movie...
by shawn
Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:33 am
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: The Punisher... secret identity revealed!
Replies: 7
Views: 751

Its a B movie in every sense of the word... But its a fun movie, I enjoyed it, had a good time. In fact I had more fun watching this than Kill Bill Vol 2...
by shawn
Wed Apr 21, 2004 9:00 am
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Kill Bill Vol. 2
Replies: 34
Views: 2538

Guess I need to see it again. But when I saw Vol 1 I was blown away, loved it. My first reaction after seeing vol 2 was "its okay..." I just didn't love it like I loved the first one. Vol 2 had its moments, but there just weren't enough of them. In my lame opinion I think they should have cut the bu...
by shawn
Sat Apr 17, 2004 9:21 am
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Kill Bill Vol. 2
Replies: 34
Views: 2538

I agree with Hodgy! It was so talky it sobered me up! Scary because I was pretty tanked when it started. Don't get me wrong I love Tarantino's shit but the dialogue in this was no Reservoir Dogs or Pulp Fiction. It was lame and boring. Snore.
by shawn
Wed Apr 07, 2004 5:27 am
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Hellboy
Replies: 6
Views: 536

Hellboy

So does this belong here or HorrorNews? Its not really a horror film so I'll just post here... I liked this film, I didn't love it as much as I loved Blade 2 but I was still entertained. Guillermo del Toro is the man. Can't wait to see what he does next. Too bad he didn't do Blade 3 and hopefully th...
by shawn
Tue Mar 30, 2004 12:42 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Taking Lives
Replies: 4
Views: 413

The only reason to watch this movie is Angelina Jolie. She is so fucking beautiful, I couldn't even pay attention to the movie, she is just stunning. The most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She simply makes my dick cry...
by shawn
Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:47 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Dawn Of The Dead Reviews............
Replies: 50
Views: 4605

I'm going for a fourth time as soon as I can get some free time... Anybody got a boot of this? Or know where I can get one? The early screenings of the film were uncut, I'm hoping someone out there has an uncut version of this, I'm just afraid Universal won't have the balls to put it out unrated on ...
by shawn
Mon Mar 22, 2004 5:22 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Dawn Of The Dead Reviews............
Replies: 50
Views: 4605

guess this is a spoiler Well I saw that scene differently, I felt the father thought there was a chance or some hope that the baby could be delivered healthy before it died, or at least a chance anyway. Put I think that scene will be talked about for awhile to come. Dumb or not its gonna be a classi...
by shawn
Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:11 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Dawn Of The Dead Reviews............
Replies: 50
Views: 4605

agreed. And it was even better the third time!

And I like the "baby" scene. (in response to Al Shevy's review) Yea it was way over the top, but it needed to be, I wouldn't have changed a thing... I do see what Al is saying but I still thought it was cool -shawn
by shawn
Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:37 am
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: Dawn Of The Dead Reviews............
Replies: 50
Views: 4605

Looking forward to your thoughts Remo. If you have an open mind and aren't expecting it to be anything like the original Dawn, then you should love it. The remake sort of reminds me of all the Italian Dawn Of The Dead rip-offs we grew up with. Only with a bigger budget of course... Its a fun B zombi...