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by dr coathanger
Sun Mar 12, 2006 9:18 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: The Hills Have Eyes remake...
Replies: 43
Views: 18047

ZXRO wrote:You two should come up to Seattle so we can all see it together. We can sneak a bottle of the good stuff in. It will be great!
Sounds like a plan, Stan!:cheers:

p.s. tagged your other thread, dawg!
by dr coathanger
Sun Mar 12, 2006 9:14 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: The Hills Have Eyes remake...
Replies: 43
Views: 18047

Shit yeah! The Silent Hill trailer looks fucking amazing. This could very well be the first movie by way of video game to appeal to more than just 13 year old boys in a long time. Can't fucking wait!
by dr coathanger
Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:14 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: The Hills Have Eyes remake...
Replies: 43
Views: 18047

I bet Rob Zombie wished he made this.

Great movie, probably the best mainstream horror offering I've seen in years. It was very refreshing and almost surreal to see an actual, straight up, no foolin' REMAKE! This is not a new version of an old story, this is about as close to a shot-for-shot remake as you're gonna get. If you loved the ...
by dr coathanger
Sat Mar 11, 2006 8:55 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: The Hills Have Eyes remake...
Replies: 43
Views: 18047

Angelica wrote:Good to know it's not just me.
Not from what Ive read, it's longer, more graphic and twice as bad.
Yikes!! I'm on my way out to it; might be the first movie to make me queasy in a long while.
by dr coathanger
Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:53 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: The Hills Have Eyes remake...
Replies: 43
Views: 18047

[quote="Angelica"]Just read some reviews that basically crapped on the movie. They also werent so polite as to not give away the one big scene] I assume that thing you can't handle seeing in movies is the same thing I have a very low tolerance for as well. The original had it, though brief...
by dr coathanger
Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:12 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: This year's Sasquatch festival...
Replies: 10
Views: 4598

Jenzy wrote:okay NIN is all I need to read. . . I have never had the oppertunity to see them. Guess I will be a-gorging it that weekend!!:metal:
Well then, I will see you there! *points forefingers while giving the thumbs up*
by dr coathanger
Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:11 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: This year's Sasquatch festival...
Replies: 10
Views: 4598

This year's Sasquatch festival...

..is outta sight! Nine Inch Nails, The Flaming Lips, Queens of the Stone Age, Beck and many more at the Gorge this Memorial weekend. Unfortunately (for me) the bands I want to see (which are the ones I just mentioned) are playing on different nights and I don't feel like hanging around the Gorge for...
by dr coathanger
Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:06 pm
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
Replies: 716
Views: 319871

Ryan!

Who reads this thread and has a good cry,
then takes a big cumshot right in the eye?
by dr coathanger
Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:35 pm
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
Replies: 716
Views: 319871

Ryan!

All his posts are full of useless blabber,
he's nothing but a whiny little poo-jabber...
by dr coathanger
Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:20 pm
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
Replies: 716
Views: 319871

I still am Ryan's little bitch Oh I don't know I just dont really know shit about anything I think this is a glimpse into what goes on in Ryan's apartment when no one's around. He says shit like this to himself, slaps himself in the face and weeps. I wonder if he put a wig on when he wrote this. Al...
by dr coathanger
Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:09 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: Bomb Hollywood! Bay to produce Friday the 13th sequel...
Replies: 9
Views: 5848

Meh...I'm a fan of the Friday series, but c'mon, those films are hardly cinematic masterpieces. I hate Michael Bay and all that he stands for, but I honestly don't see how he could fuck this franchise up unless he sets the new entry in space or something. Oh, wait a minute...:D
by dr coathanger
Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:44 pm
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
Replies: 716
Views: 319871

It's funny 'cuz it's true.

Ryan!

Who has two myspace profiles 'cuz he wants to be seen,
One says he's 29, and the other says 15!?!
by dr coathanger
Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:31 pm
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
Replies: 716
Views: 319871

My 666th Ryan joke.

Has he ever been laid? Fuck, who knows?
He lost his genitals masturbating with a vaccuum hose.
by dr coathanger
Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:01 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Coachella festival
Replies: 13
Views: 5544

Oh man! I just saw that Massive Attack has been added to the show! Fuck, I wish I could go to this.:whine:
by dr coathanger
Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:07 pm
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
Replies: 716
Views: 319871

No one thinks he's cool, not even his Mom,
when he's not here he's at http://www.ActiveDuty.com
by dr coathanger
Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:04 pm
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
Replies: 716
Views: 319871

RYAN!

He thinks he's smart but he ain't,
never looks at books; just licking taints.
by dr coathanger
Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:01 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Coachella festival
Replies: 13
Views: 5544

Angelica wrote:Damn. Almost the only two worthwhile bands this year though.
Totally. It is so ALMOST worth it. Nothing much else that interested me.
by dr coathanger
Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:05 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Coachella festival
Replies: 13
Views: 5544

Way!
by dr coathanger
Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:39 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Coachella festival
Replies: 13
Views: 5544

Whoa! Speaking of Coachella, I just saw that this year's event will be headlined by Tool and motherfuckin' Depeche Mode!
by dr coathanger
Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:59 pm
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
Replies: 716
Views: 319871

Who was born with a double x chromosome,
who masturbates when he watches 'Home Alone' ?
by dr coathanger
Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:40 pm
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
Replies: 716
Views: 319871

Ryan!

Who's goal in life is to take 10 inches,
shoot a load on his face and he never flinches?
by dr coathanger
Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:54 pm
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
Replies: 716
Views: 319871

Nice! Just throw the bassline from 'Under Pressure' on that motherfucker and I think you'll have a big hit!
by dr coathanger
Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:07 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Coachella festival
Replies: 13
Views: 5544

It's totally worth it. I went last year, mainly to see NIN and I loved it there. The highlight might have been New Order performing "Love will tear us apart". Most music festivals have become really homogenized in my opinion, but not Coachella. A very unique and very exciting annual shindi...
by dr coathanger
Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:00 pm
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
Replies: 716
Views: 319871

Ryan!

Who puts on his very best flannel,
then goes hunting for the hairiest man hole?
by dr coathanger
Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:29 am
Forum: The Abyss
Topic: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
Replies: 716
Views: 319871

Well, anyway...

Who puts on a skirt
and says "fuck me 'til I hurt"?

Ryan!