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by ophidian
Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:32 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Ophidian's Road Trip to Oakland lat weekend....
Replies: 24
Views: 1856

How ironic that every time I've run into Mr. Ophidian in the flesh, he's the quiet, shy, awkward guy that lurks in the corners all by himself, looking sad and bummed out, just waiting/hoping to be accepted by anyone willing to give him the time of day. LOL @ this thread. Whatever - you obviously we...
by ophidian
Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:35 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Ophidian's Road Trip to Oakland lat weekend....
Replies: 24
Views: 1856

so you have playboy radio too huh? What is the armchair psychology of trying to fuck with the best? You try and pull one over on someone who out does you on every level. Tsk Tsk. I STILL don't understand why you tried to fuck with me. Oh well. I thought we had each other's back, but dat's coo.... C...
by ophidian
Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:54 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Ophidian's Road Trip to Oakland lat weekend....
Replies: 24
Views: 1856

I say you find another guy and give her some double anal. Already have another "guy" involved. She calls it "buzzer guy" - it's a vibe unit that buzzes and has different settings, etc and she makes me use it when she wants to simulate a three-way. She will ask me to let my friend fuck her too - so ...
by ophidian
Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:41 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Ophidian's Road Trip to Oakland lat weekend....
Replies: 24
Views: 1856

And no armchair psychology?! Seriously, what kind of locker room tale is this? Armchair psychology............ I'm currently banging a chick up here that has serious daddy issues, control issues, etc etc. She only gets off harder and longer when she feels like she is being forced to have sex - it g...
by ophidian
Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:32 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Ophidian's Road Trip to Oakland lat weekend....
Replies: 24
Views: 1856

Ophidian's Road Trip to Oakland lat weekend....

I was hoping dying to see (Andy) would have made it as my Chewbacca co-piloting my Wrangler SE off road assault vehicle on the 14.5 hour epic journey last Saturday but he had some gay-ass family event he needed to be at Sunday night so I launched the expedition solo at 9am on Saturday morning. My pi...
by ophidian
Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:06 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Is it POSSIBLE...
Replies: 50
Views: 3800

I think gay people should be able to get married............ They deserve to be just as miserable as all of the heterosexual people that are married and divorce attorneys could sure use the added work a few years down the road. I think that marriage is such an incredibly ridiculous insitution that I...
by ophidian
Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:42 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: How do you know?
Replies: 5
Views: 403

Does it really matter if a band name has already been taken if the band that has "taken" it does not really have a fan base, distribution, label support or attorneys. I mean really, if four kids hanging out in one of their parent's garages "form a band" and name it for example "Coolest Mother fuckin...
by ophidian
Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:05 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: On the fence about buying your first home?
Replies: 10
Views: 617

oh yay!!! an 8,000 dollar tax credit............wait, lets move the shells around a little faster - oops where did it go, it's under that one, no that one ahhh!! How about having the federal government throw in a voucher for a free blow job at closing or a machine that prints the money you need for ...
by ophidian
Fri May 29, 2009 12:41 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: I always sensed this was true....
Replies: 1
Views: 447

I always sensed this was true....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5309026/Intelligent-women-enjoy-sex-more-than-bimbos-research-finds.html A study of more than 2,000 female twins showed that those with greater emotional intelligence had larger numbers of orgasms. Emotional intelligence (EI) is the ability to...
by ophidian
Fri May 29, 2009 11:13 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Mike Starr ... how far he has fallen.
Replies: 8
Views: 864

I met him in 99 when I picked a buddy up from King County Jail a little after midnight when they were releasing guys. There was a guy sitting on the steps outside that looked like he just got released and when I walked up he said "I can't believe they threw the bass player for Alice In Chains in jai...
by ophidian
Mon May 25, 2009 4:56 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Sacred Reich: The American Way
Replies: 1
Views: 315

That album for 1989 was way beyond any level of "thrash" that was coming out at the time. The riffage is nothing short of brilliant.

Saw them on that tour at the old Club Oz with Bitter End and Forced Entry opening - simply a magical experience.


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by ophidian
Fri May 22, 2009 2:29 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Smokeless tobacco thread -
Replies: 0
Views: 323

Smokeless tobacco thread -

Hey for those of you that like an occasional dip - I have been ordering snus from Sweden since last fall after a final ultimatum from my dentist regarding my gums and related issues thx to a few years of Skoal Long Cut. http://www.northerner.com This stuff is way safe in terms of not having the US f...
by ophidian
Fri May 01, 2009 5:54 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: TESTAMENT Roll Call biyotches....
Replies: 10
Views: 352

Watch our favorite extremist Ophidian as he fights his way to the stage amongst troo metal fans to see the revelation of Testament in "Attack of the Primates II." Maybe you could grow some hair and they wouldn't recognize you. :p Oh, that wouldn't help. I will be in the bar pre show slamming shots ...
by ophidian
Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:05 am
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: TESTAMENT Roll Call biyotches....
Replies: 10
Views: 352

TESTAMENT Roll Call biyotches....

Testament RC El Corazon This will be my first return to El Corazon after last October's "When Primates Attack" incident when I was tackled, assaulted and physically thrown out of the venue during the fourth song of Kamelot's set. I'm looking forward to round II aka Return to Planet of the Apes and I...
by ophidian
Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:14 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: HB Oph
Replies: 4
Views: 420

Thx - I had to take 9 months off last year after having a grand mal seizure. The neurologist told me not to get on any ladders, swim or do anything extreme as a precaution although I had never had a seizure before. I had another EEG two months ago and some other tests and I'm looking really good for...
by ophidian
Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:32 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Is it just me, or...
Replies: 17
Views: 878

He's worth more than $10
by ophidian
Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:53 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Workplace massacres
Replies: 26
Views: 1276

Yawn..............

Same old narcissistic, pathologically disordered responses from deathfrogg.

And Ayn Rand ROXX !!


later,

:devildollph
by ophidian
Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:55 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Workplace massacres
Replies: 26
Views: 1276

These threads posted by deathfrogg are the end result of a personality disorder he sufferes from (NPD - narcissistic personality disorder) which has it's roots in one of his symptoms: pathological envy. Hatred of anyone that has more than he does and then the endless rationalization and reasons why ...
by ophidian
Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:10 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Workplace massacres
Replies: 26
Views: 1276

The "slacker" concept is perfect for the B-Rock Obama!!! and his supporters. Why pay your bills when you can get bailed out?? Go ahead and start a bashing away DF, look at all the Bildebergers and lobbyists in this prick's cabinet, look at what this fucker has done in less than 2 months. Holy fucki...
by ophidian
Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:03 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Workplace massacres
Replies: 26
Views: 1276

A tragically flawed, twisted and sick ideology that requires the use of brute force and state oppression to get it's way..............deaths in the tens of millions and all in the name of "brotherhood" or an unattainable ideal like communism, and it always starts with the barrel of a gun......... I'...
by ophidian
Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:25 pm
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: Workplace massacres
Replies: 26
Views: 1276

A pretty good article on that guy in Alabama a couple weeks ago. This goes to what I've been bitching about over the last 25 years, the executives slash hours and benefits and tweak their internal buisiness systems to fuck the workers even more to increase their personal income, then shit like this...
by ophidian
Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:17 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: REALLY pissed off right now!
Replies: 56
Views: 3471

I referred a friend to my employer for a tech support position. He aced the tech screening and the behavioral interview and could have been one of the more advanced techs they had. He was offered the job and had a start date all set. I was also gonna pocket a sweet referral fee, too... Until his ba...
by ophidian
Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:51 am
Forum: Run Your Mouth
Topic: REALLY pissed off right now!
Replies: 56
Views: 3471

I did not know that employers were allowed to do that. I've been self-employed for the last 13 years and have not filled out an application or submitted a resume in over 14 years. I actually worked for my uncle's company prior to being self-employed over a decade ago and only had one job prior to th...
by ophidian
Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:51 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Some music/show news you could use!
Replies: 25
Views: 941

Andy, you were supposed to get your tight little ass down to Finnegan's Irish Pub in Renton tonight for a few shots of Wild Turkey and some Ophidian madness, you little slut. See you at the Yella Beak next Friday bitch - and don't deny me, the man ass you promised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! later biyottt...
by ophidian
Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:21 pm
Forum: Seattle Music Scene forum
Topic: Some music/show news you could use!
Replies: 25
Views: 941

eh, what are ya gonna do ophi? I'm not the shiny thing in my shiny thingy box. :D ha ha That's a vibrating clit thrasher I use on bitches when I am drilling their ass - sorry I left it out. I'm all about getting them off normally while totally destroying their colons. And, NO! You can't have it ! N...