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SATAN'S SADISTS is a sleaze biker gore classic. How you could avoid this one for so long is beyond me, Chuck... I SPIT ON YOUR CORPSE is also goodtime fun for the sickos. The DVDs for both are readily available, cheap, and worth your money. ------------------ "Pat yourself on the back and be su...

Dissin' on The Jack's Wife, huh? `round here, that ain't no good. Bad as it certainly can be, there's also quite a few good things about the film. Watch it again and weep. ------------------ "Pat yourself on the back and be sure to let your board buddies know what a Keyboard Commando you are.&q...

Dylan - You completely misunderstood me. MARTIN and KNIGHTRIDERS are light years beyond the Dead movies. No joke. As much as I love Night, Dawn, and Day, I gravitate towards the more personal and contemplative of the Romero movies. I also really have a soft spot for Bruiser and Monkey Shines. But yo...

138 - You're a holy fool if you choose to neglect AB's incredible releases of Knightriders and Martin...two Romero movies much better than the Zombie trilogy.



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Dylan - I agree, EATEN ALIVE is awesome! One of the meanest, funniest horror movies of the `70's. Robert Englund stole the movie as the hillbilly anal fetishist Buck. "In the saddle ridin' HIGH AGAIN!!!" Looking back, he kinda reminded me of The Gore-met, but I digress... As for the subjec...

I agree. Watch the original. Even the studio thinks this one sucks...Why do you think the release has been delayed a year?



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Wish I could post more, but most of my time is taken up by work and school. Whatever is left is spent on other interests, although Mortado's is probably the nicest forum for us movie geeks (don't cry...I mean it affectionately) out there right now. However, I wish that Baron Blood would make a glori...

Picked this fucker up yesterday after work and I just gotta say - It's a keeper. Besides the joys of seeing it with the original Aussie soundtrack (for you completists, the laughable American dialogue track is available too), the film is definitely at its' best behavior visually. MGM's disc blows th...

Excellent list as always, Remo. Really was surprised by your picks this year...sadly, it seems like more bad movies than good movies came out this year. In 2001, you had to take what little pleasure you could get from your moviegoing experience. It'll be pretty fucking hard to make a 10 Best List fo...

Not sure about The Tomb, but the serial numbers I DO have are:

0769 - Deadly Weapon
38013 - Monster Dog



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Remo - I'm surprised you haven't seen LOVE IS A DOG FROM HELL. It's pretty hard to find around here (I think VSoM has a copy, but don't trust them), and it hasn't seen an official release over here since Cineplex Odeon Films put it out back in `87. I'd recommend it to anybody who likes Bukowski and/...

Remo - Even though I know I will be denied hardcore fuck-suck action, I can't wait to see FAT GIRL. From your review and the discription therein, it sounds like a real winner. You brought up a VERY valid point, however. I admired a lot of Catherine Breillat's ROMANCE for its' individual moments of g...

Bruce: Commando Squad and Thunder Warrior 2 are definitely from Trans-World. A few you forgot were Deadly Weapon, The Tomb, and Monster Dog. I'll check shelf and see if I can find some more... ------------------ "Pat yourself on the back and be sure to let your board buddies know what a Keyboar...

Keymont - D'OH! That's the exact one I'm talking about. Credit it to the fact that I haven't been anywhere NEAR Little 5 Points in the past year...hopefully, they'll still have the movie. Has Videodrome picked up a copy of Bullet Ballet yet? If not, it's high time I ordered a DVD of the sucker. The ...

Considering that your other favorite movie, I WAS A TEENAGE ZOMBIE, is out on DVD...the sky's the limit. If I'm correct, Charles Band still has the video rights. He'll put out anything for a buck (but why is the DVD of the incredible PIT AND THE PENDULUM remake out of print?? That gripes my ass in a...

Maybe Chuck was nodding off and accidentially hitting the FF button on his remote. Believe me, it happens too many times when I try to watch Night Of The Zombies. On a plus note, the dialogue is so damned stupid that it usually wakes me up laughing at its' lunkheaded hilarity. "That cute little...

Keymont...you didn't actually LIKE this movie, did you?? If so, you must be a serious masochist. I'll be honest - I like Renato Polselli's earlier film DELIRIUM (not the slasher movie), and had high hopes when the DVD came out. Disappointing, to say the least. I really wanted to like it, but somethi...

Shawn definitely is one of many. I don't know many people who haven't told Hinzman and Russo to suck a fat one. In my opinion, these two fucks (alongside their cohorts Scott Vladimir Licina and Debbie Rochon) have pissed all over any good will horror fans might've had for them with their continued d...

If anyone can correct me on this one, go right ahead...but I'm pretty sure the UK disc (from Arrow, right?) is cut. If you're a fellow Region 1 dweller, I'd go with the Arrow disc if you can get it cheap. Anchor Bay has made some rumblings about revisiting DAY in the future, or at least after the DA...

The whole "Bootleg" AOD disc thing may come from the fact that for the Director's Cut of Army Of Darkness, Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert had to cut to footage off a video master. This is explained on the audio commentary, and it doesn't bother me in the slightest. Sometimes this kind of stuff h...

Color me surprised by this little baby. For years, it seemed like Romero would never do another film, and THE DARK HALF wasn't a very good reason to hope for quality work. However, after a decade of silence...George Romero is back and he's PISSED! BRUISER, as I'm sure you all know, is the story of a...

This last message nearly had me gagging. Most if not ALL mainstream horror movies these days suck big eggs. Yes, this includes anything Wes Craven has done since THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS. As a confirmed lover of Craven's earlier movies (yes, LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT is my favorite film of all time)...

Glad to see your return to the board, Kevin...too bad I can't think of the title to this flick without thinking of TO MEGA THERION by Celtic Frost. "DAWN OF MEGIDDO!!!" Believe me, this movie looks like a two-ton turkey. Even die-hard Christians think this flick is absolutely worthless. Ho...

Griff - Be happy it's not Russo Syndrome. Bruce - DEADLY SPAWN is a damn classic. I agree with Griff here, it sounds like the mother lode. How's about a few other titles, like one of our mutual faves, the almighty TENEMENT? I swear, Bruce...make this one a reality and I'd die the happiest motherfuck...

Keymont,

DOA is showing here in Atlanta? Is it the Lech Kowalski Sex Pistols movie or something else? I would love to see that one in a theater.



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