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by Remo D
Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:30 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: The Purge: Anarchy
Replies: 0
Views: 2701

The Purge: Anarchy

You KNEW this was coming... the major success of James DeMonaco's THE PURGE last year guaranteed the sequel would be out by now... and at least it was written and directed by the same guy (although the copyright infringement battle has just begun... here we go again...). THE PURGE: ANARCHY is about ...
by Remo D
Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:16 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Life Itself
Replies: 0
Views: 2724

Life Itself

This documentary on the life and death of critic Roger Ebert proved to be one of the more difficult films for me to review objectively; moving into my personal world as often as it did (without ever truly intending to). Sure, I had the love/hate relationship many a horror fan had with this half of t...
by Remo D
Sun Jul 13, 2014 11:35 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Replies: 0
Views: 2891

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

I shouldn't have to go into a lot of detail about an unquestionable summer blockbuster that just about everybody here is going to see anyway, but the PLANET OF THE APES franchise in particular has always been near and dear to me. Tim Burton, of course, made a fine-looking and perfectly watchable &qu...
by Remo D
Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:26 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: Deliver Us From Evil
Replies: 0
Views: 3033

Deliver Us From Evil

Director Scott Derrickson arrived on the scene with the compromised HELLRAISER: INFERNO, which needed Pinhead about as much as it needed a... er... pin in the head. The actual film was one of the very few pseudo-HELLRAISER sequels to prove actually worth watching on its own and established Derrickso...
by Remo D
Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:10 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Snowpiercer
Replies: 0
Views: 2747

Snowpiercer

I hadn't even heard of this film two weeks ago and then all of a sudden it was the rage... the first English-language film of Korean director Bong Joon-ho (THE HOST, which had some great stuff but which was ultimately over-rated in my book; and MOTHER, which I still haven't seen) is now here, and wh...
by Remo D
Sat Jun 21, 2014 4:52 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Jersey Boys
Replies: 0
Views: 2797

Jersey Boys

I never did get to see JERSEY BOYS on the stage, but some sixteen years ago I got to take my wife to see Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons for real... and from the real-life KRML to PLAY MISTY FOR ME to BIRD, you know that our local celebrity director Clint Eastwood loves his music... so, even thou...
by Remo D
Sun May 25, 2014 2:29 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: X-Men: Days of Future Past
Replies: 0
Views: 2708

X-Men: Days of Future Past

Okay, before I launch into this review, I should spell out my disclaimer/defense ahead of time. When it comes to the Marvel Universe in comic book form, I am not, repeat, NOT an "X-Pert." In the past, I've been chastised for not thinking the third X-MEN movie was as bad as all that and (es...
by Remo D
Sun May 18, 2014 11:04 am
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: Godzilla (2014)
Replies: 1
Views: 2216

Godzilla (2014)

As a (almost literally) life-long G-fan, I looked forward to Gareth Edwards' take on the Toho phenomenon with perhaps more curiosity and anticipation than any other film in G-history. We were more than familiar with what happened when the Devlin/Emmerich team tried to give us Godzilla (I knew we wer...
by Remo D
Wed May 07, 2014 9:01 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Replies: 0
Views: 2827

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Okay, before I rip this movie a new one (and you can rest assured that that's exactly what I'm going to do) I'm going to talk about the things I liked about it. Nobody in the cast gave a "bad performance," as far as I'm concerned. They're all talented actors and they fit their characters w...
by Remo D
Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:39 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Brick Mansions
Replies: 0
Views: 2732

Brick Mansions

Most viewers drawn to this movie in the first place were no doubt lured by its status as the final completed film of Paul Walker. I must confess that when I first saw the TV spot I didn't notice Walker at all... I immediately recognized this as a remake of the Luc Besson production DISTRICT 13 (whic...
by Remo D
Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:42 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: The Quiet Ones
Replies: 0
Views: 2720

The Quiet Ones

Oxford professor Joseph Coupland (Jared Harris) is convinced that "supernatural" phenomena can be directly traced to telekinetic energy stored in the human brain... and to that end he's carrying out a series of dangerous experiments on a willing young subject by the name of Jane Harper (Ol...
by Remo D
Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:56 am
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: The Raid 2
Replies: 0
Views: 2765

The Raid 2

Let's get a little potential wire-crossing resolved first: the RAID films come to us from director Gareth EVANS, who is not to be confused with Gareth EDWARDS of the upcoming GODZILLA redux! Apparently, the title THE RAID: REDEMPTION sounded like a sequel itself, so the sequel comes to us with a mer...
by Remo D
Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:23 am
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Replies: 0
Views: 2856

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Sorry for the somewhat delayed review--I've been just a little bit busy these days! But look at it this way, by now all the "Hail Hydra" memes must be making sense to you, right? For the record, I haven't followed the TV series AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. and have no insight as to how "stu...
by Remo D
Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:54 am
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: Oculus
Replies: 3
Views: 3423

Re: Oculus

I thought THE CALL was pretty good (if not perfect)... but now the truth comes out... WWE had nothing to do with MAKING the film--they very shrewdly BID on distribution rights when they caught it at a film festival...
by Remo D
Fri Apr 11, 2014 4:27 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: Oculus
Replies: 3
Views: 3423

Oculus

Well, we're a quarter of the way into the year and so far the horror genre has only given us a couple of "found-footage" leftovers... one utterly wretched (DEVIL'S DUE) and one that surprised me by NOT being utterly wretched (P.A.: THE MARKED ONES). But NOW we've got our first serious cont...
by Remo D
Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:05 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Noah
Replies: 0
Views: 2821

Noah

I find it amusing that after one amazingly successful weekend, Paramount is still pushing NOAH to the SON OF GOD audience as a pure Biblical epic, despite director Darren Aronofsky's assertion that it's "the least Biblical Bible movie ever!" Well, with Aronosky at the (sorry) helm, of cour...
by Remo D
Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:30 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Non-Stop
Replies: 0
Views: 2905

Non-Stop

Bill Marks (Liam Neeson) sits in his car and stares at a bottle of Scotch before he reluctantly makes his way to his flight (we soon learn that he's an armed Federal Marshal). Along the path, he encounters a variety of supporting characters, any of whom might be a suspect in the drama to come (excep...
by Remo D
Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:58 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: Devil's Due
Replies: 0
Views: 2804

Devil's Due

And just like last week, the opening studio logo goes "sputter-fitz" as we herk and jerk into the second consecutive "camcorder" horror film of the young year. Why am I here? Because last week I caught PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE MARKED ONES in spite of myself and was surprised to f...
by Remo D
Sat Jan 11, 2014 2:11 pm
Forum: Horrornews
Topic: Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
Replies: 0
Views: 2721

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

When I wrapped up my "year in review" post for 2013, I allowed that while I had sworn off any further PARANORMAL ACTIVITY entries after the dismal fourth installment, I was under the impression that P.A.: THE MARKED ONES was merely using the franchise title to sell a new movie with new cha...
by Remo D
Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:17 am
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: The Legend of Hercules
Replies: 0
Views: 2983

The Legend of Hercules

Oh, come on... this isn't fair! It's only JANUARY... we've got ALL YEAR to find the worst film of 2014... why are you starting your lineup off with your unbeatable champion??? Look, I knew this wasn't going to be great. In fact, I had planned to skip it completely. But I found myself with unanticipa...
by Remo D
Wed Jan 01, 2014 2:28 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: 2014 Movie Viewing Log Thread
Replies: 5
Views: 15510

Re: 2014 Movie Viewing Log Thread

1/1 (stroke of midnight) NINJA III: THE DOMINATION (Blu-Ray) 1/4: A NIGHT AT THE OPERA (DVD) 1/5: A DAY AT THE RACES (DVD) 1/7: ROOM SERVICE (DVD) 1/8: AT THE CIRCUS (DVD) 1/9: GO WEST (DVD) 1/10: THE LEGEND OF HERCULES (theatre) PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE MARKED ONES (theatre) 1/15: THE BIG STORE (DV...
by Remo D
Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:42 pm
Forum: Horrornews Archive
Topic: 2013 in review
Replies: 2
Views: 4802

2013 in review

Wow... when you look back and actually count on your fingers, 2013 was one of the sparsest years in a while for the "horror film," at least as far as the big screen was concerned. I normally dive straight into the "horror" category and then sum up the rest of the movies I caught ...
by Remo D
Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:33 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Homefront
Replies: 0
Views: 2830

Homefront

Well, here's the perfect companion feature to the under-appreciated BULLET IN THE HEAD... another Deep South action thriller in the spirit of the 1980s: and it's no coincidence that Sylvester Stallone himself wrote and produced this as a vehicle for his EXPENDABLES sidekick Jason Statham. And while ...
by Remo D
Sat Nov 30, 2013 2:33 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: Old Boy
Replies: 0
Views: 2849

Old Boy

Spike Lee vs. Spike TV. Spike Lee vs. Clint Eastwood. Spike Lee vs. Quentin Tarantino. Spike Lee vs. the fans (the Kickstarter thing). Spike Lee vs. The World. I'm weary of it. The man has a chip on his shoulder a mile wide and I highly doubt that we'd get along in person. But he DOES make very good...
by Remo D
Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:43 pm
Forum: The Beaten Track
Topic: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Replies: 0
Views: 2832

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Here's what we all already know: Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) and Peeta Mellark (Josh Hutcherson) don't get to rest on their laurels after co-winning the Hunger Games (much to the displeasure of the Capitol). Not only do they face a lifetime as Mentors ahead of them, but they first have to t...