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Shit! My cracka's were attacked by a gang of chilli!

Wazzup my cracka's?

Oh God said to Abraham, “Kill me a son” Abe says, “Man, you must be puttin’ me on” God say, “No.” Abe say, “What?” God say, “You can do what you want Abe, but The next time you see me comin’ you better run” Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?” God says, “Out on Highway 61” Well Geor...

Two girls, one cup of TG. Seen that on the Interweb once.

Warm out today Warm yesterday Even warmer today Met her on my CB Said her name was Mimi Sounded like an angel come to Earth But when I went to meet her Man you shoulda seen her Twice as tall as me three times the girth Oh my fat baby loves to eat A big ol' Budda belly and Her breasts swing past her ...

You've been upgraded to bullets and hand granedes.

Born in a Casket wrote:Yea sorry Jody, no sister acts.


Skipp, I thought Scandinavian leather and razor wire was our thing!!!
:-(

I'm you're huckleberry!
Razor wire and Scandinavian leather...

CoCoButt™ wrote:Hahahaha. oh fuck no.
that is one thing that is not happening.
people have tried... and no success. so... no.
hahahaha.

*Wipes tear*
Red, little help here...

I don't care who makes the sammich, just get your ass in the kitchen already!

BWHAHAHA!!!

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:What's that like one of those samplers on the end of a toothpick? We are talking full-on party sub here.

Hate Slave doesn't do sammich's. However, Kill Thrill makes them with Skipper meat!

-deathboy- wrote:if'n you're really bored you could go make me and skipper a sammich...

Calm down there my little Hate Slave... I mean, how can anyone screw up a PB&J?

Born in a Casket wrote:What? When did you get involved in this?
I won't even make bloody a sammich!
God you boys are needy.
What if I'm really bad at making sammiches?
Did you ever think of that?

Guess what I did yesterday?

Born in a Casket wrote:Hey Skipp, guess what I am doing...............


.................eating a sammich.

Anyone?

Sorry Vish but God Damn! BWHAHAHAHAHA!
That was fucking good!

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:What did you come home early or something?

HAHA!
The Minister strikes again!

Bwhahaha!
You freaking rule!

CoCoButt™ wrote:

Come get your head kicked in tonight!

<=== Pround member of the JJGC! Hoist the hockey stick! OI!

BWHAHAHA!
The reaction from the sound guy!

<=== Corporal Handjob will we there.

^BWHAHAHA!
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