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PnDsCm wrote:I always thought you LIKED an open cavity Joe...

I guess he likes it tight & punchy as opposed to loose & boomy.

Attila_the_Hun*S2C* wrote:Feels amazing both standing and sitting.

But then again... it's all about using the proper amount of LUBE!

soundguy wrote:I just threw up a little. You, sir, need a swift and brutal cock-punching.

No vomiting here... just uncontrolled "LOLing"

Anyone who is VOLUNTARILY leaving a job right now needs to have their fucking head examined. I could get more in-depth with this, but you don't REALLY want an all-access backstage pass to my misery.

DeathFrogg wrote:If the average upward temperature trend continues as it has for the last 150 years, the ocean will rise about 12 feet within the next 50 years.

Sounds like I may be the proud owner of waterfront property someday!!! GOOD NEWS!!!

Bear in mind, that if all the ice in Antartica melted, the ocean level would rise about 130 feet. I believe that was proven to be a myth. Use the example of a glass of ice water. If the ice cubes in the glass float to the point that they're an inch above the water line, that doesn't mean that the g...

Someone with your skeelz should invest in a better scanner, for SURE!

Congrats, Chris!

I ended up with 4 of those store displays when I worked at Mills Music in Bothell. They didn't feel that DIMEBAG displays fit in with their "family" atmosphere, so they let me take 'em. I sold 3 of 'em in the parking lot at Seattle Center before a Pantera show, and this one I used as my Ch...

It's a shitty photo with the flash blooming out the best part, but I think you can tell what that is!

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You think I want you fuckin' drunk-dialing me at 3am, looking for that ever-elusive booty call? FUCK THAT!

Blizzad of '96... Much worse. :D I was in Spokane for that storm, and yeah... I have to admit, that storm was WAY worse. I was without power for like 3 weeks with below freezing temperatures. My 250 gallon fish tank froze solid, cracking the pumps and (obviously) killing the fish. Then, when it tha...

Evil Red wrote:Just reading that makes my crotch hurt!

Can you imagine the SOUND that would make?

Blake NWR wrote:She better be shooting ping pong balls outta that thing...

She's probably so blown apart she could shoot one of those yoga/exercise balls out of her vag!

NOT a good idea


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iCpYprl6n4&NR=1

I can make it through all 20+ minutes of THIS but I couldn't even get through half of that. The worst part is that now it's stuck in my head. Okay, okay, okay... make it fucking STOP!!! I agree that water-boarding is BAD, and it should be replaced with this song. You'll have terrorists spilling the...

gunther wrote:pure comedy

ABSOLUTELY!!! As blasphemous as it MAY be, you simply can't discount the unbridled hilarity!

Oof wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHfHs2qpaSM

I can't beleve I watched that ENTIRE FUCKING VIDEO!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2spZ-NDfS4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68

I may have mentioned this before, but I recently saw Mick Brown playing with Ted Nugent at the Emerald Queen. Mick was the highlight of the evening. The rest of the show was a HUGE pile of overmodulated shit.

Just added to the MySpace page... check the sig

Nsfw!!!!:d

Corporate CEOs are not the only rich people in this country, although they seem to be the only target. What about Politicians like ex-presidents who get 1-2 million dollars per appearance? David letterman? Oprah etc? Not to burst your bubble or anything, but I don't recall Oprah's enterprise going ...

I've never heard your drumming but I think you should be singing, I thought you were great with HA :) Thanks, Chris. I appreciate that. I'll be doing SOME singing... mostly backups for now. At least until I'm more comfortable singing lead WHILE drumming. And sorry, Hodgy. The gay porn thing didn't ...

I'm now drumming for a classic rock cover band called ALIEN CULTURE. Come say hi!

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