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You think it's hot now, just wait 'till the terrorists detonate a dirty bomb over at the Chile Pepper Restaurant in the Wallingford neighborhood.

You think it's hot now, just wait 'till Mount Rainier explodes, sending molten lava down on us.

If you think it's hot now, just wait 'till the sun explodes.

Well if you do find the Next Hitler, I'll be joining the Mossad Isreali special forces... for sure.

Because if the Next Hitler surfaces, we ain't taken shit this time. Bitchler is gettin' his cap peeled right off the bat, from the barrel of my gat. Shit...

Count me in for a rip roaring good time.


And good luck Scott.

Okay, so the doors open at 7:30.

But say you guys get into seattle around 4pm.

Guess what? Happy hour at the Comet is 4-7! So, come have a drink and talk me into coming to your show...

I signed a Celibacy Contract with myself. I promised myself I won't have sex again 'till 2013.

I win!

you must be in love with that cunt or something?? you just cant quit bringing her up no matter how much you say that you dont. make up your mind for once and either quit bringing the bitch up or admit that she is your dream bitch, seriously. I would have sex with her. It would be hate sex. But hate...

This thread is useless without pics.

Jarrod's okay considering it was his bike versus a van head on in snoqualmie. They think nothing broken, just stitches and bruises.

Pat, Timmy and I will be at the show for the Burner, selling cupcakes like a mofo. Jarrod, it's safe to say, will be home resting.

Just got off the phone with Jenny. Jarrod (Churchburner drummer) got into a motorcycle accident today. He's in route to the hospital now. So if anyone has Troy's number, message me. I need to let him know CB probably ain't playing tonight.

I slaved away all night last night making awesome cupcakes for the bake sale....

I'll be there, despite my previous New Years Resolutions of never to step foot in Everett again...

Next year I mean it.

Thanks to Ciaran for the guitar and pretty face. Thanks to Carrie for the shots of good tequila and the pretty face. Thanks to Hodgy and Kristy for putting on the thing and having a pretty face (respectively) Thanks to the girl that gave me her hair styling card. Thanks to the lawn chair for the sup...

mickey brown-eye wrote:and he sure could suck a dick

Sincerely,
Freddie Mercury

I may be celebrating Cinco De Mayo on your 5th of July party on the 3rd. So, my question is, should I bring one nylon string guitar and my sombrarro or two nylon string guitars, the sombrarro and a pinata?

Our culture has always created figures bigger than life to give us something to take our attention away from our own lives. In the 70's and 80's the phenom was the little guy in Jackson 5 that ruled most adults at performing. Then it was MJ coming out on his own. The demand for a bigger than life fi...

She was always very warm and compassionate with me. Even when I was an ass. This is sad news. Her smile is unforgetable.

Well, two people got back to me:
1st "That bad, eh?"
2nd "So he buys a gun and he steals a car. He tries to run, but he don't get far... in the ghetto".


So I'd say I'm 50% genius and 50% 'tard....

I sent one out on Saturday:

"And if there's one thing more that she don't need, it's another hungry mouth to feed... in the ghetto".

I drunk text Elvis songs. And no one seems to get the genius of it.

No shit? This is tonight. I got a bottle of Jameson, a flask and an attitude. So, yeah... I think this is what I'm doing tonight..

Been reading The Stranger weekly and all of it's dripping nepotism. Articles, reviews and opinions written by a few people, pretty much about themselves and their bands. Awesome. So much self back patting and reach arounds, it's almost like watching other people have sex. Reading people write disgui...

At first I'm like, what the fuck does corn in a basket have anything to do with this thread. Then it hit me....

Someone is on his game today.

Rotf imo!

I can't believe this is almost a week from now!