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The honest small buisinessman is being driven out of buisiness by Wally world and Costco and the big chains It's the masses of people who take their business to Costco and Wally World who are putting the small guys out of business. I'm with you though. The big record companies are evil. Thankfully ...

Drew wrote:EPIC FIREWORKS FAIL!!!

Looks like that rockets is trying to go up his ass before it explodes!!

That was some funny shit right there! What a dumbass. I'm still laughing over here.

Here's a good one. This dude got a little more than he bargained for when he tried the world's hottest pepper.

DeathFrogg wrote:They sure do know how to have a good time in Spain.

I don't have one bit of sympathy for those crazy bastards that mess with a pissed off bull and then get owned by it.

Six6VI wrote:Guess I'm just an old fashioned guy. I tend to not veer to far away from traditional shapes.

Same here. My dream bass right now is the 5 string version of the gool ol' American built Fender Jazz.

Was his obituary written in ALL CAPS?

Blake NWR wrote:Shoulda been the Shamwow guy. At least Billy didn't beat up hookers.

I thought the hooker beat HIM up. Am I mistaken?

Project Undead Vish wrote:people actually like billy mays? i always hated listening to him shouting on all of those fucking commercials. bummer he's dead and all, but at least i wont be annoyed as fuck by his commercials anymore.

Agreed. Sad for the loss of another human being, but God DAMN was he annoying.

She was an extremely cool person who really went out of her way to be nice to me when I first met her. I had (and still have) a lot of respect for her. I had no idea she was sick until I read Evil Red's post on Facebook.

RIP Geri.

He was definitely one of the most amazing and talented showmen of all time.

With that said... Since he's 99% plastic, they're gonna melt his body down and turn him into legos... So kids can play with him for a change.

(boy it sure didn't take long for the jokes to appear)

I'm in full dad-mode tonight... but I am going to TRY to sneak out later. No guarantees, but I will indeed try to make it.

Bloodiah wrote:Consistency would be key for sure. I'm just sick and fucking tired of all the whiny assed "I did it because I'm mentally ill/my parents didn't love/I didn't get everything I wanted in life" excuse bullshit. No appeals, kill 'em quick.

Agreed!

I'm 100% for the death penalty, but I think we need to speed up the pace a bit. It should roll somehting like this. Stupid Asshole + Guilty Verdict + Industrial Woodchipper parked conveniently outside the courthouse = Happier Society. If they were consistent about who got the death penalty, then I'...

I'm against the death penalty only because of the way it is unfairly implemented. The Green River Killer doesn't get it, but people who kill only one person do? That's not right at all. With that said, I make exceptions for sorry pieces of shit like this guy. I would love to see him executed medieva...

The Green Manalishi wrote:How much for the camera? Digital w/ cable to download into laptop?

K. thanks.

Besed on the one-line description, where the price is mentioned twice, I'm guessing it is $10.

Angie Decay wrote:Doesn't affect my life at all if gay couples get married. And I think the Church should keep out of everyone's damn business. Religion is an abomination to the world.

This

I think Green Manalishi played baseball for this team:

This is Ryan:

skipp666 wrote:This thread needs a good 'ol...

I don't know why, but seeing a supreme hottie like that clutch her sore cunt makes me HORNY! Man, I wish I were that dude's fist.

Evil Red wrote:A pill for killer as in awesome?

Oh come on. I knew what you meant, you silly...... ummm... goose.

Evil Red wrote:My cunt is killer.

Isn't there some ointment or pill for that?

Evil Red wrote:You're publically wishing death on some crazy bitch on the news, yet you censor your own rant? Ummm... here's my un-censored thought on that.

That's fucking stupid.

You need to host a TV show. Seriously.

Just curious... What do you guys use to actually program the drum beats? Although writing the drum parts manually in staff view works well, it's time consuming. A traditional drum-machine type pattern editor that loops might be faster.