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In the "why the fuck didn't I think of THIS" category...



http://peopleofwalmart.com/

Bwahaha!!

(706): Don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... And me.

Hmm, good to know.

Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.

Bumping for boobs.

Oh my goodness... LMAO!!

(328): im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
(1-328): anal.

SWEET! We're honored to play this, yo.

When's it start?

(303): We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drugs.

Any news on the lineup?

Oh man, let's see if I remember them all:

Strapping Young Lad
Greg Laswell
The Pogues
Libera
Atmosphere
Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

...that's all I remember at the moment.

Bored at work + Photoshop = this.

(603): So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me" (1-603): Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole? (617): guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCK...

Well, at least this keeps in line with your band's name!


*ducks*

Nice, Mitch... congrats on the Rock Band gig! Sorry I missed your call yesterday; I'll call ya later today.

I skimmed over the first three words and my ADD kicked in. Either that or I realized I had better things to do with my time.

http://cnnwire.blogs.cnn.com/

It's never been 100 degrees up there?? Shit, it was 106 down here yesterday!

Have fun with that, peeps...

Very cool - congrats!

And it hits Billboard. Good for them!

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... mID=124023

So whose wi-fi is he stealing now?

Blabbermouth picked up on the story:

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... mID=123932

And no armchair psychology?! Seriously, what kind of locker room tale is this?

Happy birthday and best wishes to ya, Chris!

Damn it all... I'm going this next time. Obituary and Entombed?? Heck yes.

Hehe, this is awesome. (713): How bad was it? (1-713): You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth (330): She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning. (202): Odds of those being real? (614): One in who gives a fuck

Packing like a madman before we rendezvous with our RV in Salem - see y'all tonight!!