Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!

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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:41 am

Still by a woman
He can’t get laid
Back on the board
Calling himself blade

He’s got faggotisim down
With a sleek precision
Sucked 100 cocks
During his stay in prison

His mouth’s wide open,
Like a air drowning trout
Too bad his papa didn’t
Methodize the pull-out

Lonely little faggot
With no friends at all
Ryan is back posting on the board
When he’s not scoping boys at the mall.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:37 am

Give me a fat beat bitch…
Yeah, I like that
Now give me some fuckin hi hat
Uh huh

Now break it down for me…

There is this fag named Ryan
Call me out if I’m lyin’
You can fuck his bum
And he’ll drink your cum
With the ferocity of a lion

You see, (here we go!)

Suckin’ dick is his number one hobby
Tickles the balls while he sucks the salami
Opens his mouth and awaits the sperm tsunami
His fag mind’s twisted like a piece of origami

He comes back here with the purpose of what?
Fresh out of jail and to continue his rut?
Fore the last six months of gettin fucked in the butt
Has made the little queer, fiend for the nut

You’ll never see Ryan in a 3 piece suit
He doesn’t have nice things, doesn’t have any loot
I’d like to give his head the god damn boot
With every step he makes his butt hole gives a toot

Cause his ass is open, sloppy and loose
If life was a train, Ryan would be the caboose
One hundred years ago he’d be hangin from a noose
I wouldn’t mind watchin as he’s trampled by a moose

One positive is he’s a great inspiration
Rippin on him gives me great elation
His faggotism is a new sensation
Watch RTBFTBG as it sweeps the fuckin NATION!!

Hey oh!
Hey oh!
Hey oh!
Hey oh!

Getcha hands up and show respect!
Hoo Haw! Gotcha all in check!
Someone dropped a load on Ryan’s neck
Hoo Haw! Gotcha all in check!

(fade out)
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:05 am

It’s been a while so I thought I would whip a little something up:




As the holiday season approaches fast
Most people think of good times past
But in Ryan’s mind other thoughts linger
As he sits in a half circle of Bodybuilder magazine with lube on his finger

Ryan sits and thinks of things he can shove up his ass
From marbles to gerbils to remote controlled flurbles,
Nothing too large for him to say “pass”
From hairbrushes to parking cones to figurines of Yoda
Dildos strapped to Altoids in 2 liter bottles of soda

Ryan really likes to make a mess
And one thing he for sure will confess
He does it all for the love, he doesn’t always take the cash
He’ll suck you off with such excitement he sometimes gets whiplash!
He’ll quickly bend over and spread his butt cheeks with glee
Be careful at the urinal cause he’ll check you out as you pee

You will find him at the rest stop tapping his foot under the stall
His hummer rates seem reasonable, ten dollars per ball
His blow jobs are priced by the size of your dick
A dollar an inch and he will comp a butt lick
If you decide to “go all the way”
If you bang him hard he won’t make you pay

He’s gay little Ryan and he’s out every night
For under forty dollars he’ll make you feel right
He’s the world’s Biggest Faggot, there is no dispute
Just a look inside the xmass of a gay male prostitute.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



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Post by Adremelech » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:38 pm

Sweet fucking 7 pound 10 ounce baby Jesus. This thread is 4 years old now. Way to go Ryan, you worthless fag.
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Post by Chris Slack » Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:02 pm

I've thought about archiving it a few times but just couldn't bring myself to do it :)
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:06 am

Chris Slack wrote:I've thought about archiving it a few times but just couldn't bring myself to do it :)
You can ask me now and I tell you I ain’t lyin’
I’ll be 65 and still rhymin’ about Ryan

He’s such a little douche, faggot and pest
RTBFTBG won’t get any rest

I will keep dissin’ him year after year
When will I stop? When my gravestone you peer

Although my frequency may have slowed down
A monthly post will be the cure for your frown

Ryan’s titled Biggest Faggot, this can never go away
And after 4 years… I still got plenty more to say.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



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Post by HUNTKILLBURYFINN » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:04 pm

bump ...funny shit! even the secong time :)
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Post by CoCoButt™ » Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:57 pm

hahahahahahaha holy shit this is hilarious. :D
[font="Trebuchet MS"][color="Red"]YAY! For Violent Sex! [/color][/font]
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[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="Lime"]"Secrets Make Best Friends."[/color][/font]
[color="Cyan"][font="Comic Sans MS"]"oh. and i also like makeup sex..." [/font][/color]
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[color="Purple"]"I think that's hot, like someone murdering me... its so... ..intimate"[/color][/font]
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:53 pm

Ryan rides the butt pirate sea
An anal buccaneer
With a big fat cock between his lips
And a hand grasping each ear
He sucks and sucks until you're hard, then turn him around
Open up those butt cheeks wide and give his ass a pound
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



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Post by Notsogoodgirl » Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:31 pm

I , rebekah ann gribble, aka notsogoodgirl would like to say hello after 3 years of not being within the seattle vicinty, in tarentum pa, with crackheads.... but anyways, i missed you all and i have to say that was the fucking funniest post i have read in a long fucking time.:dsmoke::skull:Anyway's...........
[i]now that you have arrived,
stay awhile, and i promise i will k[/i]eep you
[b][/b]forever.......

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Post by skipp666 » Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:15 pm

And I would like to say welcome back. And since this is the Abyss, Fuck Off! :dsmoke:
Oh, and Ryan is still the biggest faggot...
Notsogoodgirl wrote:I , rebekah ann gribble, aka notsogoodgirl would like to say hello after 3 years of not being within the seattle vicinty, in tarentum pa, with crackheads.... but anyways, i missed you all and i have to say that was the fucking funniest post i have read in a long fucking time.:dsmoke::skull:Anyway's...........
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:47 am

His asshole leaks when he’s walking down the street
Drippin’ out cum from eleven men’s meat
Twelfth man came across his back and elbow
Cause one more in the rectum and that colon's gonna blow!

Ohhhh!

Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!
Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!


With a cock in his mouth and a twinkle in his toes
He tries to touch the taint with the tip of his nose
Choking and gagging it all down his throat
When schnoz reaches anus, the queermo has to gloat!

Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!
Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!


Now he only likes dick and he’ll never touch a womb
He’s known for spreading AIDS by just sashaying through the room
Giving hand jobs during daytime and blow jobs after dark
Inside of his asshole, a Buick you could park

Everybody now!

Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!
Ryan’s a faggot, the world’s BIGGEST faggot!
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

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Post by Lode » Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:08 am

Long live the best thread in internet history.
I forgot how it all started, so I had to solve the mystery.
I went back to page one and laughed while reading.
Who's ass loves to take a beating?

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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:06 am

Lode wrote:Long live the best thread in internet history.
I forgot how it all started, so I had to solve the mystery.
I went back to page one and laughed while reading.
Who's ass loves to take a beating?

Ryan!


Who sucked a million dicks and fucks men by the horde?,
who's so fuckin dumb, he can't find the new board?

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Re: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!

Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:41 am

As the holiday approaches I thought I would get the board in the mood:


Ryan the biggest faggot
gAve a really good blow job
And if you ever saw it
You would let him slob your knob

All of the other homos
Used to want to fuck his butt
But that little faggot ryan,
wouldn’t let them bust a nut

Then one popper hazed orgy-eve
Ryan’s uncle came to say
“Ryan with your butt so tight
Won’t you sit on my dick tonight?”

Then all the homos loved him
As they got rug burns on their knee
Ryan The Biggest Faggot
He’ll get fucked by anybody!


Merry Fuckmass everybody!

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Re: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!

Post by Chris Slack » Sat Aug 15, 2015 12:55 pm

Ryan forever!
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Re: Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!

Post by Chris Slack » Tue Feb 02, 2016 7:32 am

Jody Jensen passed last night. Out of respect I am locking and pinning this thread.
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