Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!

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Post by Broken_Glass_Lotion » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:15 pm

xryanvkm wrote:[size="7"]who Only Has A Big Mouth WHILE HIDING BEHIND A COMPUTER SCREEN
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Ryan!

...And who should wash the cum from their mouth with Listerine?


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Post by dr coathanger » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:21 pm

Broken_Glass_Lotion wrote:Ryan!

...And who should wash the cum from their mouth with Listerine?


Ryan!

...and who just renewed his subscription to Playgirl magazine?

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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:05 pm

Ryan

Who reads this thread and gets really pissed?? Who's skull would cave in with a punch from my fist????
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Post by skipp666 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:33 pm

My butt hurts!

Oh wait! DOAH!

Nevermind!

If running from an insult or a bitch ass comment, he still loves (for some reason) to eat my vomit!

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Post by AchimbaProphet » Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:01 pm

Who attracts more people here than most of the bands average show attendance


You made a good point there. You get a Gold star for the day.
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Post by dr coathanger » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:52 pm

Who has fantasies of drinking man cream,
while he sits on a cock made of plasticine?

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Post by xryanvkm » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:09 am

alright you fucks I see why its funny and entertaining now!! I suppose I might even post a few myself, good thread, good one! Enjoy and laugh if it makes you happy it doesnt bother me anymore.

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Post by dr coathanger » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:04 pm

xryanvkm wrote:alright you fucks I see why its funny and entertaining now!! I suppose I might even post a few myself, good thread, good one! Enjoy and laugh if it makes you happy it doesnt bother me anymore.


Who killed this thread with reverse psychology,
his very existence a perverse dichotomy? (fuck you, you try to make that rhyme)

Ryan!

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Post by Adremelech » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:38 pm

Yeah, I gotta hand it to you Ryan. You actually did figure out how to kill this thread. Now all of a sudden it's "uncool" to post here.

Maybe you aren't as dumb as people think...


*Bites tongue*
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:23 am

Adremelech wrote:
Maybe you aren't as dumb as people think...


*Bites tongue*



yeah it only took 7 days and 10 pages of ripping on him till he found it out. That is not smart, that is called trial and error. He already tried almost everything, threats, death threats, pms, making a new profile, spamming the board with a thousand threads. He just used the "if you can't beat them join them" after he tried everything else.


I have a feeling this thread ain't quite dead yet.
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Post by xryanvkm » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:33 am

Adremelech its because they think they are picking on me but they talk to nothing, or talk to themselves, I never read it, I pick on them mostly they are the idiots.

Now that the PUSSY jody is on ignore he has now nothing to do suddenly realizes now he cannot talk about music, he knows nothing about it or likes poop bands, and now he goes DUH and scratches his face wondering.

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Well, anyway...

Post by dr coathanger » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:29 am

Who puts on a skirt
and says "fuck me 'til I hurt"?

Ryan!

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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Sat Jan 21, 2006 5:25 am

Ryan!!!


Who thinks blowing Elton John would be fantastic?? Who, when at their job, asks "paper or plastic"??
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Sat Jan 21, 2006 5:25 am

xryanvkm wrote:Adremelech its because they think they are picking on me but they talk to nothing, or talk to themselves, I never read it, I pick on them mostly they are the idiots.

Now that the PUSSY jody is on ignore he has now nothing to do suddenly realizes now he cannot talk about music, he knows nothing about it or likes poop bands, and now he goes DUH and scratches his face wondering.



me thinks me not on his ignore. only one way to find out.
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Sat Jan 21, 2006 5:35 am

Ryan!!



Who, if he touched something of yours, you better take it home and boil it, because his hands are all covered in goo and his mouth's a human toilet.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Sat Jan 21, 2006 5:43 am

Ryan!!


Some people get offended or sick, on the topic of sex and gore, but all of this is nothing to him, when eating out his own mother is a nightly chore.

Who is it???
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

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Post by MaggotExistence » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:45 pm

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:Ryan!!



Who, if he touched something of yours, you better take it home and boil it, because his hands are all covered in goo and his mouth's a human toilet.


That made me think of that Lord Gore song on the new album. "human toilet" Good shit.
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Law equals justice, for those who conspired it
Judge me not, every word is a shade of grey
Law equals justice, and freedom is but a lie"

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Post by dr coathanger » Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:00 pm

Ryan!

Who puts on his very best flannel,
then goes hunting for the hairiest man hole?

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Post by Jef » Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:27 pm

Ryan!!!

who's the fag with his cock in his hand,and an undying desire for man ass?
[quote="Adremelech"]You should do movies instead, Ryan. You could call yourself Alfred Shitcock.[/quote]
[quote="Evil Red"]
[size=167]THE FUCKING FURY !!!!!!!!! [/size][/quote]

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Post by skipp666 » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:43 am

POOF!

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:me thinks me not on his ignore. only one way to find out.

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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:36 am

Ryan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He's dedicated his life to it, a real "Pro-Power Bottom" I would say, for his head is flattened to set a drink, between his shoulders an ashtray.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:34 pm

EXPLOSION like a ticking time bomb, he threats to go postal, but instead he’s just gay on-

SWEATY MEN with their muscle butt cheeks, a card carrying member of the North West Dooky Freaks.

SPERM LOADS cumming on him by the dozen, he once got caught wacking off his own cousin.

THE BIGGEST FAGGOT, is what he is known for, but up on the Hill, his nickname is just “Whore”,

PUSSY is something he will never get, his ass smells so bad, it’s bound to make a pig sweat.

SPREADING DISEASE, like a god damn rat dog, if he breathes on you, your poop will look like eggnog-

FOR MONTHS ON END, or even longer still, he keeps his herpes scabs in a jar on the window sill

GAYNESS is what he daily promotes, during Brokeback Mountain he took 5 pages of notes

A TOUGH GUY hiding behind his little screen, cause in real life, he is just another penis fiend,

READY TO POUNCE on an unsuspecting cock, where he lives, he’s sucked off the entire block

EXPANDING OUT to reach more dicks, he got a pc to pick up more tricks

TAKING OVER THE WORLD with his flaming gayness, in and out of chat rooms with the screen name “MISS PRISS”

Will he ever stop?? yo, I don’t know, give him a quarter, and he’ll blow-
YOUR DICK with a quickness,
something like lightning,
Better wear a rubber this fag is frighteningly-
SICK WITH THE AIDS, and random illness, better be safe, penicillin won’t cure this


Now you have read it all and do you think I am lyin?? Take a look at this faggot, his name is Ryan………………………….


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Post by dr coathanger » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:54 pm

Nice! Just throw the bassline from 'Under Pressure' on that motherfucker and I think you'll have a big hit!

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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:30 pm

Who's Booze-hoe of a mom is always drunk on the scotch?? Who's phone is set to vibrate and attached to his crotch?????????
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



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Post by skipp666 » Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:14 am

***Cartman voice***

Weeelllll,

Ryan's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met my friend Ryan's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Ryan's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

[Sung in three different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Ryan's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Ryan's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
Ryan's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Ryan's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa


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