Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!

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Post by horhey » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:57 pm

RYAN!

in his boyfriends ass, his cock will fester.
his job of choice, a child molester.
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Post by MetalGoddess » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:48 pm

RYAN!!!

Who's the only member in the top 30 Forums of Filth posters with a negative reputation? :D :tongue:
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Post by skipp666 » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:20 am

Thanks to devilcrock for this one.

Ryan, whos jizz filled anus never seems to amaze us?

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Post by Kimberly » Sat Jun 10, 2006 7:10 am

Ryan!!

Who writes checks his mouth can't cash, not to mention he loves man ass...
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Post by Kimberly » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:52 am

RYAN!!

I'm sitting at work, bored as fuck... so I figure that I'd pop on to tell Ryan he's a schmuck...
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Post by Kimberly » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:36 am

Ryan!!

He's leavin'... he's goin'... he's leavin'... he's goin'... the only thing we do know is he spreads his ass for a good bonin'
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:31 am

Ryan,

Who posts tons of threads cause he thinks he's clever? I am on to you queenie, RITBFTBG will be around FOREVER!!!!!!
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

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Post by Adremelech » Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:43 am

Epytoloh wrote:Ryan!!

Who's mother's vagina holds six kinds of cheeses from decades of collecting venereal diseases?


This one was worth repeating. :metal:
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Post by dying to see » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:16 am

Broken_Glass_Lotion wrote:Ryan!!!

Who's the failed abortion that has no class. Who dodged the coat hanger and crawled out mom's ass?

same with this one... top five at the least!
"I like my metal like I like my women. Dirty, old, drunk and violent on speed."

"If it aint metal, then FUCK YOU!"

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Post by Drew » Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:19 pm

RYAN!

Who spends every day spit-polishing his small bone, who lives for the smell of man-ass cologne?

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Post by Adremelech » Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:26 pm

RYAN!

Who goes to MySpace looking for teens, hoping to fondle their "frank and beans"?
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Post by Jef » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:53 pm

RYAN!!!!!

Who spends his time staring into space,dreaming of man goo on his face!
[quote="Adremelech"]You should do movies instead, Ryan. You could call yourself Alfred Shitcock.[/quote]
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:53 pm

Ryan,

Who is the biggest faggot? He’s also a pussy, poser and wimp. His mom is a retarded, trailer park hooker; his dad is her brother/pimp.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

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Post by Adremelech » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:20 pm

Ryan!

Now, how about a Limerick? (Think Hickory Dickory Dock, if your dumb ass doesn't know what a limerick is.....)

[color="White"]There once was a boy down the block
Who liked to shoot loads in his sock
His mom caught him wankin'
and gave him a spankin'
and said "Go to your room, Shitcock!"
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Post by dying to see » Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:03 pm

Adremelech wrote:[color="White"]There once was a boy down the block
Who liked to shoot loads in his sock
His mom caught him wankin'
and gave him a spankin'
and said "Go to your room, Shitcock!"
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Oh snap son!
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Post by I am 138 » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:58 am

WTF, Retsinim? You vowed to keep this thread active on a weekly basis. Did the ass kissing thread win you over?
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:07 pm

I am 138 wrote:WTF, Retsinim? You vowed to keep this thread active on a weekly basis. Did the ass kissing thread win you over?


I have been at work a lot, to pay for the stuff I bought,
Once upon a hot summer’s day.
But I still lurk and roam, while Ryan lets out a moan,
With a dick up his ass by some guy named Ray.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:10 pm

Little Ryan Cockgobbler, bouncing on a dick,
He’s had so many BAGS on his back, some call him Old St. Nick
He likes to visit men, especially way down south,
Feel free to empty semen, into his open mouth.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



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Post by Broken_Glass_Lotion » Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:31 am

I dig the Limerick idea. So here it goes.


Now if Ryan could have his own way.
For penis he would gladly pay.
That smile comes fast
When there's cock up his ass
While he's dreaming of Nick Lachey.

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Post by Adremelech » Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:31 pm

There once was a guy named Tommy
who frequently banged Ryan's mommy
A disease he did catch
from her infested snatch
that shriveled up his salami




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Post by Adremelech » Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:56 pm

OK, now for a non-limerick

Farm animals are full of Ryan's load
The plot continues to thicken
But why did Ryan cross the road?
'cause his dick was stuck in the chicken!
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:08 pm

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Ryan likes them long, hard and thick.
He sucks them all day,
and rides them all night,
You HAVE to have a big cock
for his asshole to feel tight.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:26 am

Ryan
He likes little boys, he likes them young and lean.
That’s why his myspace profile says he’s only fourteen.
He meets them at the mall,
and takes them to his place,
Gets them drunk on wine, tries to fuck their behind,
or pays them to rub their dick all over his face.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:28 am

All of his coworkers know he's a fag,
But they still have to help him vacuum the shag,
They try to avoid him all night, as the time passes
He stares at their crotch and dreams of licking their asses.
They can't even take a pee without him dick spyin'
Thank god I went to college so I don't have to work with Ryan
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



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Post by Adremelech » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:18 pm

How about a cheerleader cheer?


READY? GO!

RI-ZEX IN-SIDE, STAPLED-MOUTH-SHUT
RYAN LIKES THE BIG DICKS IN-HIS-BUTT

LIT-TLE BOYS, he CALLS-HIS-WHORES
when HE'S NOT BUSY SHAMPOOING-THE-FLOORS!

He'll OP-EN WIDE, to GIVE-YOU-HEAD
But DON'T SLEEP NEAR 'IM 'cause he WETS-THE BED!

SHOOT-YOUR-LOAD, on SHIT-COCK's JAW
Then its TIME FOR TEABAG... RAH RAH RAH!


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