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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:57 pm
by Adremelech
Bump. Better revive this thread before it dies.

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:37 am
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
Adremelech wrote:Bump. Better revive this thread before it dies.


Thank you very much sir for this wonderful bump,
There will be more rhymes about ryan and his man when they hump,
Fore the quarter was long, wet, cold, and bleak,
But at last I am finally entering the final weak.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:29 pm
by Lode
Ryan.

Who probably thought this thread was long over
because he wasn't paying attention, he was screwing his rover.
But he'll see we had to revive it for the holidays
As soon as he's done fucking all the gays.

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:45 am
by Kimberly
I know I've not posted to this thread in awhile
When I bust on Ryan it so makes me smile
So, I thought I'd make a post here
Just to remind Ryan that he's a queer

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:17 pm
by Drew
With the New Year approaching, he still ignores social coaching ...
With his head full of criddle, puckered raisens does he diddle ...
He won't ever learn, as he gulps down men's sperm ...
To just play with his bone, ... and leave his keyboard alone!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR ... YOU FUCKIN' HOMO!!! :metal:

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:52 am
by sharklive6
since the second week nothing in this thread has came close to annoying me
but I got to say your being way to nice and fluffy enough to make someone fall asleep.

just giving you a tip or two on how to be more harsh

got to say I am enjoying every moment of it ahhahahha lmao

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:45 am
by Lode
sharklive6 wrote:since the second week nothing in this thread has came close to annoying me
but I got to say your being way to nice and fluffy enough to make someone fall asleep.

just giving you a tip or two on how to be more harsh

got to say I am enjoying every moment of it ahhahahha lmao



It's great that you're enjoying every moment of this thread, because it will never go away.
Now go back to giving some guy his great head, because we all know that you are still gay.

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:08 am
by horhey
fecal matter and penis batter, ryan loves them both but prefers the latter.
he loves it when men fondle his sack, rub their nuts on his face and blow their load on his back.
infact, when they're done and think that they're leavin'
ryan's scabbed up rear entry starts shittin' out semen.
"thats heinous!" ryan's man screams as he pulls out from his anus.
"gayness!" ryan yells as his man runs for the door.
"i swear i wont eat nachos before sex anymore!"

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:30 pm
by Adremelech
Well done, Horhey! :cheers:

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:03 pm
by Bloodiah
Ryan...

On New Year's Day, he'll still be gay
a cum guzzler through and through
Another year, doomed to be queer
the biggest faggot, yes it's true

Happy New Year's Fag!

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:19 pm
by skipp666
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
GOD DAMN that was funny!


I'm going to get some nachos tonight for sure! I'll be thinking of your sweet cheeks shitmouth!

horhey wrote:fecal matter and penis batter, ryan loves them both but prefers the latter.
he loves it when men fondle his sack, rub their nuts on his face and blow their load on his back.
infact, when they're done and think that they're leavin'
ryan's scabbed up rear entry starts shittin' out semen.
"thats heinous!" ryan's man screams as he pulls out from his anus.
"gayness!" ryan yells as his man runs for the door.
"i swear i wont eat nachos before sex anymore!"

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:53 pm
by Project Undead Vish
horhey wrote:fecal matter and penis batter, ryan loves them both but prefers the latter.
he loves it when men fondle his sack, rub their nuts on his face and blow their load on his back.
infact, when they're done and think that they're leavin'
ryan's scabbed up rear entry starts shittin' out semen.
"thats heinous!" ryan's man screams as he pulls out from his anus.
"gayness!" ryan yells as his man runs for the door.
"i swear i wont eat nachos before sex anymore!"


a tear drops from the vish's eye as he reflects on the beauty of horhey's poetic stylings.

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:20 pm
by chemical boy
This thread is funny cos it's true
god I love true life humor!
C.B.

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:51 pm
by dr coathanger
Ryan! No matter who he blows or how hard he tries,
He will be hated here until the day he dies.

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:33 pm
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
RTBFTBG is back in full force!!!
Almost as much devastation as ryan’s parent’s divorce,

See, his dad was a faggot
And his mom is a whore,
He had a small penis
So she showed him the door

After 9 months of doing hardcore retard porn
She rushed to the hospital and ryan was born
When he fell out of her pussy, the fluids splashed all about
The Head-Nurse caught herpes, the Doctor the gout
They bundled him up to take him home
The diagnosis was positive for Down syndrome

Now Ryan grew up without a male presence in the house,
That’s why he’s a pussy who cowers like a mouse.
He got picked on and beat up everyday in school
He never had a girl or a chance to use his tool

Gay cruises is where you find him nowadays, they call him the “skipper”
He’s known for sticking orange parking cones up his ass without even a whimper
He’s also known for the biggest gay gang bang
Four dicks inside what he calls his “pleasure thang”
The depraved shit he does, you all wouldn’t believe
Hopefully soon, off this planet he’ll leave.

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:37 pm
by Adremelech
LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:RTBFTBG is back in full force!!!
Almost as much devastation as ryan’s parent’s divorce,

See, his dad was a faggot
And his mom is a whore,
He had a small penis
So she showed him the door

After 9 months of doing hardcore retard porn
She rushed to the hospital and ryan was born
When he fell out of her pussy, the fluids splashed all about
The Head-Nurse caught herpes, the Doctor the gout
They bundled him up to take him home
The diagnosis was positive for Down syndrome

Now Ryan grew up without a male presence in the house,
That’s why he’s a pussy who cowers like a mouse.
He got picked on and beat up everyday in school
He never had a girl or a chance to use his tool

Gay cruises is where you find him nowadays, they call him the “skipper”
He’s known for sticking orange parking cones up his ass without even a whimper
He’s also known for the biggest gay gang bang
Four dicks inside what he calls his “pleasure thang”
The depraved shit he does, you all wouldn’t believe
Hopefully soon, off this planet he’ll leave.


This kicks ass when you imagine the Beastie Boys singing it.

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:57 am
by skipp666
BWAHAHA! Kick it! :metal:

Adremelech wrote:This kicks ass when you imagine the Beastie Boys singing it.

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:59 am
by Project Undead Vish
rofl @ beastie boys... i was thinking of an irishman singing it to a jig... but the beastie boys sounds even better!

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:50 pm
by MadMax
skipp666 wrote:BWAHAHA! Kick it! :metal:


kick your ass goldie locks

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:59 pm
by MadMax
Ryan is the biggest faggot in the world

Love 'im to pieces, feed 'im in a high-chair

when houseflies ruled the world....

So here I sit, without a chair.

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:33 pm
by Adremelech
MadMax wrote:Ryan is the biggest faggot in the world

Love 'im to pieces, feed 'im in a high-chair

when houseflies ruled the world....

So here I sit, without a chair.


Ryan may be the biggest faggot, but you are the biggest dumbass.

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:24 am
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
MadMax wrote:Ryan is the biggest faggot in the world

Love 'im to pieces, feed 'im in a high-chair

when houseflies ruled the world....

So here I sit, without a chair.



God I hate you
and there is no doubt
I would like to insert my fist into your skull
and push your brians right out
I would stomp your head with the heel of my shoe,
then on your face I'd take a poo
then I would kick you in the balls
and stop anyone from making 911 calls
Pull your arms out from their sockets
and pick up a tooth to keep in a locket
I would break all your ribs
and bury you in a ditch
You are one faggot loser
I would GLADLY make my bitch.

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:13 pm
by Project Undead Vish
okay, this is the first time that i am actually going to contribute a poem to the thread.

Listen close, because this story is true
Ryan is so poor, he lives in a shoe
His favorite pass-time is stabbin poo
no matter how much he tries, he still has no clue

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:25 am
by skipp666
How about I rip your other leg off and shove it up your ass with the one that's already up there? Then you and chemical boy can get matching his and her wheelchairs.

So tell me, which one of you is the bitch? I'm leaning towards you! :headshot:

MadMax wrote:kick your ass goldie locks

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:36 pm
by Project Undead Vish
There once was a boy named Ryan
Who wasnt cool but kept on tryin
One day he snapped
Pulled open his crack
Now he has sperm-a-dryin