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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:45 am
he's disappeared once again,
like cocks do in his rear end.
but have no worries, he'll be back.
like an annoying itch on your sac.
speaking of nutsacs and speaking of ryan.
if nutsacs were for sale, ryan would be buyin'.
he'd cherish every wrinkle, like it was his own,
and jump up on a dildo, like a king on his throne.
and if he had servants, which i'm sure he wouldn't mind,
it'd most likely be Hanson, to service his behind.
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:18 pm
horhey wrote:he's disappeared once again,
like cocks do in his rear end.
Beautiful! Magnificent! Bravo!
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:55 pm
even his mommy calls him a fuckin faggot
cause one night she heard some racket
saw him in bed with a gigantic flaming fuck
ryan's butt in the air, his mouth doing the suck
mommy beat him with a broomstick and kicked him in the rut
then ryan took the broomstick and stuck and stuck it up his butt....
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:42 pm
Ryan enters the stall, at the airport or mall
Sits down on the throne, and massages his bone
Starts tapping his feet, the gay signal
Reaches under the walls, hoping for balls
When the cop grabs his hand, Ryan thinks it is grand
Off to jail for a year, which is great for his rear
They dont miss him at all, at the airport or mall
(neither do we, his absence fills us with glee - fuck that cocksmoking homo!)
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:42 am
My name is Drew, I give this thread a BUMP,
We dont want it to leave, cause we know Ryan likes it in the rump!
Who likes to make butt-cheese to share with his mate?
Who wants to "come out" and ask all the doods on a date?
Who likes to molest the pre-pubescent and hairless?
Who speads his herpes, and his AIDS, and is careless?
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:41 pm
Bumping for the return of Ryan
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:44 pm
Chris Slack wrote:Bumping for the return of Ryan
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:52 am
Ryan is back, and boy is he pissed
His asshole's so big now he can't feel a fist
Black ones, white ones, he's tried them all
All still he whines, "You're killin' me, Smalls!"
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:05 pm
Cumdrops on posers and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper dildo's and warm woolen man holes
Brown paper dollys tied up with strings
These are a few of Ryan's favorite things
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:50 pm
Oh, dear Lord... I can't believe he's back
Seems Ryan is off his meds and smokin' crack...
It's been nice and quiet since he's been gone
Now I can go back to makin' fun of him all day long...
Once again makin' jokes
About how he loves cocks deep in this throat...
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:58 am
Ryan's butthole is big and sloppy,
let's all pray that RTBFTBG survives the big copy...
then we can get back to this kick in the nuts
and ryan gets back to licking men's butts
He wimpers a little as black men invade him
then uses a napkin to cleanse off his rectum
of all the men's jizz, one after another
number six in line was his own brother
they cum and cum and fill his colon to the top
Ryan's butthole from a far looks like a bucket of slop
He's a gay little faggot who needs his ass beaten'
there ain't a fag in town who's ass he aint' eaten'
Ryan you little bitch-ass faggot pussy.
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:24 am
Ryan forgot to take his meds, why he's on his knees giving black men head...
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:24 pm
There have been times when Ryan's had cum dribbling down his chin
There have been times where he's let dicks in
Once he gets the camera to work he'll begin
And let men bukakke all over his skin
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:17 am
He's a queer cunt bitch
lower than a prison snitch
between his legs tucks his tiny little pecker
goes to the city and hits the hooker sector
looking for johns to fuck his lubed ass
if you don't want AIDS it's best to just pass
Night after night Ryan is out there in drag
that is the life of the worlds biggest fag
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:59 am
If life was chess, ryan would be a pawn,
He looks like a rat that needs it's head stepped on
He's a cunty little bitch, with a thousand year itch,
someone should bury him in a ditch.
that faggot motha fucka!!!
yo yo yo
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:04 pm
best known for his sucking and fucking... of men's assholes of course,
ryan now has a new passion, and it involves fucking a horse.
he spreads the beast's crusty lips, and puts his measly cock inside,
then wiggles it around madly, like a fish that got washed up with the tide.
gliding and sliding his dork in and out, the horse begins to get bored,
but ryan's used to the bored look in their eyes, as he cums he screams "good lord!"
"Thats it?!" cries the horse angrily, as he kicks ryan in the jaw.
"you're to lame to even please me, where's the guy from Enumclaw?!"
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:47 pm
it's ryan the faggot that wears women's red high heels
it's ryan the faggot that smokes shit stained bananna peels
it's ryan the faggot who eats his own shit
it's ryan the faggot who has a fuckin clit (?!)
it's ryan the faggot that reads books on how to enhance anal pleasure
it's ryan the faggot who fiends dick at any desperate measure
it's ryan the faggot who huffs the butthole toxin
it's ryan the faggot who got boofed by OJ Simpson
"My dick fit, the case Acquit!"
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:26 am
He's a fag, his pussy lips are huge
he's a fag, and he loves to drink spooge,
he's a fag, his face needs a smashing,
he's a fag, but that's considered gay bashing.
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:55 pm
parody of All in the Family theme song:
He’ll never make the hit parade,
By a girl he’ll never get laid,
Queers like him are born not made,
Ryan is a fag
Do you all remember when?
Girls were girls and men were men,
Mister we could use a good old fashion gay bashin’ again!
Since the day of his birth,
He’s taken plenty of length and girth
Up his ass and it doesn’t hurt,
Ryan is a FAG
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:35 pm
Does this count as a necropost, I wonder?..........
Continue the abuse.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:10 am
ryan, ryan, he's in a van
getting buttfucked by a man
When his ass is filled with goo
off my cock I'll wipe the poo
Queer bitch faggot I am just getting started
A squirt of cum as that slut queen farted
slap him up the side of his big dumb noggin
bend him right over and give him a floggin
The master jizz spilla
ass sperm filla
known on the block as the "good time fella"
When he gets exicted and opens that ring
one could fit in most any of thing
The only one thing he can be proud to say
is he's still the Biggest Faggot to this day.
You bitch ass queer cunt faggot.
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 9:37 pm
Necroposting is OK in this thread... Bump!
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:19 pm
Where is Ryan? Know one knows.
He's probably out somewhere wearing panty hose.
Turning tricks for crack or meth or both.
One thing is for sure, that dude is fucking gross.
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:48 pm
Ryan oh Ryan you seem to be gone
I hope, oh I hope, that you are not that hooker in the thong
You love to dress up and play drag queen
Especially when it involves plenty of black ding a ling
Now I see you, you're on ninety nine
You look like a fat bitch who loves the scent of pine
You unzip your fly and have them reach in
But to their surprise, it's only a pin.
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:12 pm
A tart and a man cop into a car accident, and it’s a bad one. Boff cars are totally demolished, but amazingly enough, neever one of them is 'urt. After they crorl out of their cars, right, the lass says, “So yer’re a man, that’s interestin'. Cor! Oi! Just 'ave a look at us cars. There’s nuffink left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be mates and live togeffer in peace the rest of us days.” The man replied, “I agree wiv yer completely; this must be a sign from God! Blimey!” The bloomin' bint continued, right, “And 'ave a look at this - 'ere’s anuvver miracle. Me car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us ter drink this wine and celebrate us right good fortune.” then she 'ands the bottle ter the man, init?The chuffin' man shakes 'is loaf of bread in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the chuffin' bottle, right, ffen 'ands it hammer and tack to the cow. The cow takes the bottle, immediately puts the bloody cap hammer and tack on, and 'ands it back ter the bleedin' man… The man asks, “Aren’t yer 'avin' any?” the cow replies, right, “No, I fink I’ll just wait for the bobbies….