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Post by Adremelech » Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:16 pm

xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:you said no, but she said yes.


She said yes to me and Jody too. Neither of us fuck sea-donkeys though, so your relationship is safe.
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Post by xXgAyXcOReXx » Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:38 pm

Adremelech wrote:She said yes to me and Jody too. Neither of us fuck sea-donkeys though, so your relationship is safe.


she wouldn't say yes to either of you, she doesn't fuck balding middle aged men :cheers:

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Post by Adremelech » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:51 pm

xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:she wouldn't say yes to either of you, she doesn't fuck balding middle aged men :cheers:


Trust me... If she'll say yes to a greasy dude with a crooked goatee, she'd say yes to this.

And... I've got WAY more hair than you, fucktooth. My penis dwarfs yours too.
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Post by Broken_Glass_Lotion » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:55 pm

Greetings. Hey gaycore, do you wipe with your left hand or your right? Oh, and do you currently have a funnel?

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Post by Jenzy » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:44 pm

Adremelech wrote:Trust me... If she'll say yes to a greasy dude with a crooked goatee, she'd say yes to this.

And... I've got WAY more hair than you, fucktooth. My penis dwarfs yours too.


Fuck tooth and penis dwarfs. . . now that sounds like a fucked up kids cartoon. . . . it must be late or I am really exhausted cuz I can't stop laughing at fuck tooth and penis dwarfs. . . .Thanks Adremelech :cheers:
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:30 am

xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:heres jody sporting the devin townsend mullet, this is what you have to look forward to!

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ha ha, that looks rad. You must stew over my photos for hours you chubby, short freak hahaha. Oh well, you dont' say anything I dont' already know ha ha, I look at that beautiful face every day. Unfortunately for you, you have to look at that cock-eyed gooney face of yours. I wouldn't trade if for the world!!!! Trust me. Still, I will ALWAYS get more pussy than you could ever even imagine, and always will no matter what. You could be a fucking billionaire and still your tiny balls will be blue, although you probably can’t see them over your little slimey gut, fatty. So far it seems that no one likes you even in the slightest, real people in real life. and there is NO DOUBT you are the biggest pussy here. If you ever think or say something different, let me know!! Keep gnawing on your fingers LITTLE MAN, you are tiny in this world. Yes you are short and fat and greasy. It’s true. Yes, My hair is thinning, and you are short, fat, and greasy, and no one likes you.

By the way, since I don’t give two fucks about your tubby little ass to look up YOUR myspace and stalk you like you did me, why don’t you post a pic of your hot ass girlfriend you got?? Come on tubby, let’s see it. Let’s see what kind of “girl” your grubby cunt can get. I probably already fucked the slut and dumped her on the side of the freeway between here and Portland already. I would have to see a pic I guess. Well, let us know Tub-O-Grease.

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Post by xXgAyXcOReXx » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:41 am

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:ha ha, that looks rad. You must stew over my photos for hours you chubby, short freak hahaha. Oh well, you dont' say anything I dont' already know ha ha, I look at that beautiful face every day. Unfortunately for you, you have to look at that cock-eyed gooney face of yours. I wouldn't trade if for the world!!!! Trust me. Still, I will ALWAYS get more pussy than you could ever even imagine, and always will no matter what. You could be a fucking billionaire and still your tiny balls will be blue, although you probably can’t see them over your little slimey gut, fatty. So far it seems that no one likes you even in the slightest, real people in real life. and there is NO DOUBT you are the biggest pussy here. If you ever think or say something different, let me know!! Keep gnawing on your fingers LITTLE MAN, you are tiny in this world. Yes you are short and fat and greasy. It’s true. Yes, My hair is thinning, and you are short, fat, and greasy, and no one likes you.

By the way, since I don’t give two fucks about your tubby little ass to look up YOUR myspace and stalk you like you did me, why don’t you post a pic of your hot ass girlfriend you got?? Come on tubby, let’s see it. Let’s see what kind of “girl” your grubby cunt can get. I probably already fucked the slut and dumped her on the side of the freeway between here and Portland already. I would have to see a pic I guess. Well, let us know Tub-O-Grease.

Late.

well, you asked for it, but don't cry, or beat off to it.

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you know, this thread is fun. you can't say anything to bring me down, all you can do is make me laugh, its quite enjoyable. and you know, i could give a shit if your internet geek buddies like me, i've got more than enough real life friends to hold me over. if you'd just shut your mouth, i'd already be gone, but you keep it up, so i keep egging you on. and you fall into it every single time.

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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:49 am

xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:how does the devin townsend mullet make him devin townsend? is it the same way that stating i own a bmw when my finances are called into question makes my pecker small? jody wishes he had 1/100000th the musical ability or talent devin has. by the way, devin's married, something this pus bag will never be.


I was married for 9 years!! Geez, do more research! I realize that you got all your info from spending hours looking at my mypace pages, but ask around before posting gay shit fag. By the way, what do you think about Anal Judicator?? Too Trendy for your “brutal” ass huh??? Don’t try and act brutal pussy, you are a cunt. Don’t even try pussy.

ALSO….

Well for everyone's information, and just because I love to talk about myself, I have pretty much had the same hair line since I was born. Every photo since I was young it looks like that, BUT, In all honesty YES it has been thinning a lot recently. I have actually been using this new shampoo to thicken up the hair at the root that will make my hair look thicker. I have been using it for a few months and it has really been working out. I like the results. Plus it smells really great and uplifting. I don’t’ know, I never had any complaints, and a bunch of times I meet chicks just cause of my hair. Works for me. How does that grease work for you?? Does anyone ever ask you how you keep your hair and face so greasy?? It is something different, so I guess you are kind of original. Not everyone can be so greasy as you, and not just greasy, a mega PUSSY too. Yep, greasy pussy. Prove me wrong.
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:51 am

xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:well, you asked for it, but don't cry, or beat off to it.

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you know, this thread is fun. you can't say anything to bring me down, all you can do is make me laugh, its quite enjoyable. and you know, i could give a shit if your internet geek buddies like me, i've got more than enough real life friends to hold me over. if you'd just shut your mouth, i'd already be gone, but you keep it up, so i keep egging you on. and you fall into it every single time.


nope never fucked her. Now why would you think that I am the one falling into it "every single time"?????? ha. I been here a long time. I don't know...
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:54 am

xXgAyXcOReXx wrote: if you'd just shut your mouth, i'd already be gone, but you keep it up, so i keep egging you on. and you fall into it every single time.


ARe you saying you want to leave?? fucking pussy!!! What, all out of material??? Afraid of getting your ass beat in real life?? YOu should be of all that.
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Post by xXgAyXcOReXx » Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:28 am

you're so pathetic jody. you have to lie about someone to "insult" them, its really sad. you know, as well as i do, 5'10 isn't short. if i was say 5'4 or some shit, i could understand being called short. you know as well as i do, 195lb's isn't even considered obese. and calling me greasy? thats a laugh. i'd have to not shower for a week to be greasy. luckily, and fyi, i shower daily, in fact i just got out, though unfortunately for you, i'm fully clothed right now. married for 9 years? with your glowing personality, how could that not have worked out?!! thats no surprise to me jody, you're an idiot, and 9 years with you is 8 years and 364 days too many. and i don't think you thought this one out real well, but if i were a billionaire, i'd definately be getting tail, and i'd take being a billionaire over being you any day. look at donald trump, hell he's uglier than you, probably has no dick, but he gets the hottest women around.

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Post by HeavyMetalHamster » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:37 am

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:I was married for 9 years!! Geez, do more research! I realize that you got all your info from spending hours looking at my mypace pages, but ask around before posting gay shit fag. By the way, what do you think about Anal Judicator?? Too Trendy for your “brutal” ass huh??? Don’t try and act brutal pussy, you are a cunt. Don’t even try pussy.

ALSO….

Well for everyone's information, and just because I love to talk about myself, I have pretty much had the same hair line since I was born. Every photo since I was young it looks like that, BUT, In all honesty YES it has been thinning a lot recently. I have actually been using this new shampoo to thicken up the hair at the root that will make my hair look thicker. I have been using it for a few months and it has really been working out. I like the results. Plus it smells really great and uplifting. I don’t’ know, I never had any complaints, and a bunch of times I meet chicks just cause of my hair. Works for me. How does that grease work for you?? Does anyone ever ask you how you keep your hair and face so greasy?? It is something different, so I guess you are kind of original. Not everyone can be so greasy as you, and not just greasy, a mega PUSSY too. Yep, greasy pussy. Prove me wrong.


I'm not being sarcastic at all when I ask this. But my hair has been thinning, half my cousins are going bald. I was wondering, what shampoo is it that you have been using?
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Post by Project Undead Vish » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:20 am

the vish started losing his hair. this is what he did: http://www.mortado.com/forum/showthread.php?t=51632
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Post by Adremelech » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:49 am

xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:well, you asked for it, but don't cry, or beat off to it.

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Can you say BALL BREAKER?

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Post by Adremelech » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:48 am

She has that totally disappointed look on her face because:

A- She just saw your wiener.
B- Her boyfriend won't shut up about his BMW.
C- She was just proposed to by a greaseball with a crooked goatee.
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Post by skipp666 » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:33 am

You forgot D- All of the above.

Adremelech wrote:She has that totally disappointed look on her face because:

A- She just saw your wiener.
B- Her boyfriend won't shut up about his BMW.
C- She was just proposed to by a greaseball with a crooked goatee.
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Post by Bizzy Bee » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:25 am

I was wondering why your girlfriends pic is cloudy and the one of the other guy is almost as good as it can get? Is there something wrong with her or did you just take a pic from a magazine? If it were my signifigant other, it would be a GREAT pic and not some sick pic. And after you posted this, did she kick your ass for such a bad, pathetic pic? I would have. I think there is something wrong with her. Do tell! I love this gossip stuff. I know she is an illegal isn't she!:dsmoke:
I think that you are a sad little (lol) man that has ome self esteem issues. HMMMM??
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Post by Jonathan » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:29 am

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Post by AwfulViolet » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:31 am

Adremelech wrote:Can you say BALL BREAKER?

I knew you could.

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Her face can stop a clock, I am a makeup artist you know, I could pretty this girl up! Also, her hair could use some TIGI Bed Head "After Party" since her Fiance has a wad of cash (so he says) and drives a BMW he can aford to buy her a bottle for 17.50 Trust me, it really helps tame frizz. She looks suicidal, don't let her around any razor blades.
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Post by skipp666 » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:53 am

And tasty over steemed rice with soy sauce.

Jonathan wrote:12-year-old asian boys are hot, hot, hot!
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
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RIP Mr. Reed :whine:

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Post by xXgAyXcOReXx » Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:04 pm

Bizzy Bee wrote:I was wondering why your girlfriends pic is cloudy and the one of the other guy is almost as good as it can get? Is there something wrong with her or did you just take a pic from a magazine? If it were my signifigant other, it would be a GREAT pic and not some sick pic. And after you posted this, did she kick your ass for such a bad, pathetic pic? I would have. I think there is something wrong with her. Do tell! I love this gossip stuff. I know she is an illegal isn't she!:dsmoke:
I think that you are a sad little (lol) man that has ome self esteem issues. HMMMM??
:headshot:


it was from her camera phone, hence the quality. have you heard of those? they are a nifty new invention... get ready for it, its a camera, in a phone! amazing!

sad? not last i checked, little, not hardly, self esteem issues? if you knew me you'd never make such absurd accusations.

talking shit on the internet is so fun, i actually come to this thread when i get home from work, and when i wake up in the morning, just for the chance to talk more shit.

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Post by Adremelech » Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:21 pm

Post a happy picture of her.

Better yet, post a naked pic of her. I have some if you need.
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Post by skipp666 » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:05 pm

What the hell are you waiting for? Post em already!

Adremelech wrote:Post a happy picture of her.

Better yet, post a naked pic of her. I have some if you need.
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
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RIP Mr. Reed :whine:

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Post by Bizzy Bee » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:45 pm

OOHHH! You are not a shit head just a poopy mouth. That is whay you are getting married to an illegal boy.. Got it.

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Post by Jonathan » Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:39 pm

xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:well, you asked for it, but don't cry, or beat off to it.

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you know, this thread is fun. you can't say anything to bring me down, all you can do is make me laugh, its quite enjoyable. and you know, i could give a shit if your internet geek buddies like me, i've got more than enough real life friends to hold me over. if you'd just shut your mouth, i'd already be gone, but you keep it up, so i keep egging you on. and you fall into it every single time.


I'm sure your lovely girlfriend is a wonderful person. And you two will live long and fruitful, together in the union that is blessed marriage. You are a lucky man, and she, a lucky woman. Anything you do will be great, as long as you're together. For just as the sun rises to replenish the cold earth, so too, you young lovers will grow together in an unstoppable force of love and happiness...

Might I suggest, this poem to give her as she wakes up in the morning by your side. Write it down on stationary paper and attach it to a rose, gently laying it upon your empty pillow before you go off to start your day....


The Rose in the Deeps of His Heart[SIZE="2"]- William Butler Yeats[/SIZE]

All things uncomely and broken,
all things worn-out and old,
The cry of a child by the roadway,
the creak of a lumbering cart,

The heavy steps of the ploughman,
splashing the wintry mould,
Are wronging your image that blossoms
a rose in the deeps of my heart.

The wrong of unshapely things
is a wrong too great to be told;
I hunger to build them anew
and sit on a green knoll apart,

With the earth and the sky and the water,
remade, like a casket of gold
For my dreams of your image that blossoms
a rose in the deeps of my heart.
Take a picture, trick. I'm on a boat, bitch.


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