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Post by dbl bass drummer » Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:47 pm

Jonathan wrote:I'm sure your lovely girlfriend is a wonderful person. And you two will live long and fruitful, together in the union that is blessed marriage. You are a lucky man, and she, a lucky woman. Anything you do will be great, as long as you're together. For just as the sun rises to replenish the cold earth, so too, you young lovers will grow together in an unstoppable force of love and happiness...

Might I suggest, this poem to give her as she wakes up in the morning by your side. Write it down on stationary paper and attach it to a rose, gently laying it upon your empty pillow before you go off to start your day....


The Rose in the Deeps of His Heart- William Butler Yeats

All things uncomely and broken,
all things worn-out and old,
The cry of a child by the roadway,
the creak of a lumbering cart,

The heavy steps of the ploughman,
splashing the wintry mould,
Are wronging your image that blossoms
a rose in the deeps of my heart.

The wrong of unshapely things
is a wrong too great to be told;
I hunger to build them anew
and sit on a green knoll apart,

With the earth and the sky and the water,
remade, like a casket of gold
For my dreams of your image that blossoms
a rose in the deeps of my heart.





i just threw up a little......
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Post by MistressSpin » Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:59 pm

<checks forum>
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<speaks>
Is this the Abyss?
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:confused:
Law of Probability:
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Post by Bloodiah » Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:59 pm

Jonathan wrote:I'm sure your lovely girlfriend is a wonderful person. And you two will live long and fruitful, together in the union that is blessed marriage. You are a lucky man, and she, a lucky woman. Anything you do will be great, as long as you're together. For just as the sun rises to replenish the cold earth, so too, you young lovers will grow together in an unstoppable force of love and happiness...

Might I suggest, this poem to give her as she wakes up in the morning by your side. Write it down on stationary paper and attach it to a rose, gently laying it upon your empty pillow before you go off to start your day....


The Rose in the Deeps of His Heart[SIZE="2"]- William Butler Yeats[/SIZE]

All things uncomely and broken,
all things worn-out and old,
The cry of a child by the roadway,
the creak of a lumbering cart,

The heavy steps of the ploughman,
splashing the wintry mould,
Are wronging your image that blossoms
a rose in the deeps of my heart.

The wrong of unshapely things
is a wrong too great to be told;
I hunger to build them anew
and sit on a green knoll apart,

With the earth and the sky and the water,
remade, like a casket of gold
For my dreams of your image that blossoms
a rose in the deeps of my heart.





Jeebus Jonny, you need to get laid or somethin man! Me an Dale will buy you a hooker if need be...
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Post by MistressSpin » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:00 pm

Bloodiah wrote:Jeebus Jonny, you need to get laid or somethin man! Me an Dale will buy you a hooker if need be...


Maybe he did get laid...and he's just sufferin' from the wonderful aftershocks. :D
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Post by Project Undead Vish » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:21 pm

dbl bass drummer wrote:i just threw up a little......


as did i
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Post by Bloodiah » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:25 pm

MistressSpin wrote:Maybe he did get laid...and he's just sufferin' from the wonderful aftershocks. :D



I doubt it, I just made the call and it looks like gaycore's "girlfriend" has been outta action for a couple days, ol aunt flo is in town, but she IS offerring a rub n tug for $50, $75 if you're a metalcore lovin, BMW drivin, whiny punk assed douchebag...
The only "investment" with a guaranteed high rate of return is EDUCATION. Go rent a cheap shack and get your asses back to college or trade school. Don't come out until you're not stupid anymore~ Pat the Wise!

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Post by xXgAyXcOReXx » Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:34 pm

Bloodiah wrote:I doubt it, I just made the call and it looks like gaycore's "girlfriend" has been outta action for a couple days, ol aunt flo is in town, but she IS offerring a rub n tug for $50, $75 if you're a metalcore lovin, BMW drivin, whiny punk assed douchebag...


metalcore lovin? now thats an insult :swear:

here you go fags, for your wankertainment

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i await the completely unoriginal yet still slightly funny responses.

and jonathon, that was almost as gay as ryan... almost.

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Post by Broken_Glass_Lotion » Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:49 pm

xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:
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Well, I, for one, wouldn't mind seeing where she poops from...

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Post by AwfulViolet » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:10 pm

She's got an oval face, the most beautiful shaped faces are heart-shaped. OMG I would love to make her over, she would be gorgeous. I think she should highlight her brow bones and maybe some Urban Decay Midnight Cowboy eyeshadow and Barbie loves MAC in Malibu Barbie lip glass and maybe add a little wave to her hair. I love making over "not so pretty girls" It is so much fun!! If she were a blonde I would suggest something like this.Image
BARBIE LOVES MAC BABY!!!!
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Post by kcusllauoy » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:23 pm

Feed that bitch a fucking sammich for christ sake. Whats the diagnosis? Eating disorder or AIDS?


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03-14-2006 04:53 PM Now you have two -rep points asshole!

01-31-2007 10:35 PM boo hoo idiot. Do your work and hide surfing like you normally do. stupid.

07-12-2007 04:49 AM you are ond dumb cock sucking faggot. No doubt about it. Queer cum guzzler. Stupid cock licking queen of the assfucks. You can't even figure out how to edit it. Stupid fuck. You and ryan should get together and blow each other. Old man.

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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:20 am

xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:you're so pathetic jody. you have to lie about someone to "insult" them, its really sad. you know, as well as i do, 5'10 isn't short. if i was say 5'4 or some shit, i could understand being called short. you know as well as i do, 195lb's isn't even considered obese. and calling me greasy? thats a laugh. i'd have to not shower for a week to be greasy. luckily, and fyi, i shower daily, in fact i just got out, though unfortunately for you, i'm fully clothed right now. married for 9 years? with your glowing personality, how could that not have worked out?!! thats no surprise to me jody, you're an idiot, and 9 years with you is 8 years and 364 days too many. and i don't think you thought this one out real well, but if i were a billionaire, i'd definately be getting tail, and i'd take being a billionaire over being you any day. look at donald trump, hell he's uglier than you, probably has no dick, but he gets the hottest women around.




well I am glad that you would take being a billionaire over me, you definitely aint' no dummy!! Man, fyi am so stupid. ha ha ha
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:27 am

Project Undead Vish wrote:the vish started losing his hair. this is what he did: http://www.mortado.com/forum/showthread.php?t=51632





mine is nowhere even close to Vish's hair thinning. Not yet at least.



HeavyMetalHamster wrote:I'm not being sarcastic at all when I ask this. But my hair has been thinning, half my cousins are going bald. I was wondering, what shampoo is it that you have been using?


NIOXIN I got it from a beauty parlor. It's pricey but worth it and lasts a long time. I don't know I think I have noticed a difference??? As far as I know it's all psychosomatic but what are you gonna do. you probably can find it on the internet too.
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:41 am

xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:.

talking shit on the internet is so fun, i actually come to this thread when i get home from work, and when i wake up in the morning, just for the chance to talk more shit.


So you are saying you stick shit in your mouth for breakfast?? You sick little piggy. We both know that sticking shit in your pork hole is sickening. Your rose colored pork hole you little piggy. Why don’t you let me take you and Vampira out Halloween bowling and I will blow a load all over her Bababoyee teeth while you conquistador my asshole with your pink piggy tongue?? You interested??? I will let you wear a fucking helmet and everything, Get that big basketball sized head up to my butt and I will blow a big fart right in it!!! Yeah! Tickle my butthole with your conquistador mustache while you lick the backside of my balls!!! I am going to cum all over that slut's face ummm!! You so hormy!!!
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:03 am

Ok another OFFICIAL statement:


First I would like to say about this fuck posting his girl on here, I am sure that girl is a sweetheart and you should be ashamed of yourself for posting her on this forum. Especially here and with me. I am not going to say much more about it.




Next, I have noticed something, and my fans here have seen it with me and will agree that there are several different stages to these fucking losers when they come here and vs. me. Let me analyze it:


1. However it is that they take the bait and start thinking they are cook the first maybe 2 possibly 3 posts are their best material. They give it all they got!! Every white trash, and limp dick, and “your momma” crack they can think of. This I call the Cut N’ Paste period. It’s all the “crack of your momma’s ass” shit that we all have heard a million times. “mom’s mini van”. All that gay shit. I swear there is a web page out there that these guys go to and use. Or they just watch a lot of the WB shows or whatever.


2. when they run out of material they start posting pictures. They spend HOURS researching me, looking over all my myspace pages and pics and coping them and doing shit the them. Reading about everything about me. Remember that old guy that posted pics of my son?? ha ha . WE could call this the Stalker phase. Yeah I like that.



3. Now the pussies have nothing and start in with the “well I am making you do this” and “I would leave but this is so much fun”. I have had several that thought they where somehow making me keep posting on a board I have been at for 7 years. I call this the PPMP.


4. What is four fatty??? Wouldn’t you like to know????? Conquistador forth!!!!!!!!!!!! I know what it is……
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:44 am

xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:metalcore lovin? now thats an insult :swear:

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ha ha ha, yeah cause you are soooo brutal. You are so troooooooo. Pussy.
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Post by xXgAyXcOReXx » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:06 am

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:So you are saying you stick shit in your mouth for breakfast?? You sick little piggy. We both know that sticking shit in your pork hole is sickening. Your rose colored pork hole you little piggy. Why don’t you let me take you and Vampira out Halloween bowling and I will blow a load all over her Bababoyee teeth while you conquistador my asshole with your pink piggy tongue?? You interested??? I will let you wear a fucking helmet and everything, Get that big basketball sized head up to my butt and I will blow a big fart right in it!!! Yeah! Tickle my butthole with your conquistador mustache while you lick the backside of my balls!!! I am going to cum all over that slut's face ummm!! You so hormy!!!


so you're saying your butthole could stretch enough to fit my fat head? thats hot baby.

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Post by xXgAyXcOReXx » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:16 am

and about the "hours i spent researching you", get over yourself, all i had to do was go to google, type in vulgarizer, the 2nd link is your bands myspace page, your bands page has a link to your profile. so far i'm vested what, 2 minutes? max? then, i looked at your pictures, and thats all i needed. thats likely why i didn't know you were married 9 years, cause i'm sure if i looked deeper i could have found some emo bullshit blog about it somewhere. so now, i'm in this some 3 minutes, and thats all i needed to sum up your wasted life. maybe 5 minutes for that photoshop, as bald jody isn't a big stretch of the imagination, so i've spent under 10 minutes looking at anything related to you that wasn't your posts here.

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kcusllauoy wrote:Feed that bitch a fucking sammich for christ sake. Whats the diagnosis? Eating disorder or AIDS?


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Post by Adremelech » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:14 am

xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:metalcore lovin? now thats an insult :swear:

here you go fags, for your wankertainment

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i await the completely unoriginal yet still slightly funny responses.

and jonathon, that was almost as gay as ryan... almost.


The frown in the previous pic was her reaction to seeing your genitalia. THIS picture is her reaction to Adremelech's big blue-veiner.
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Post by Jenzy » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:57 am

xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:here you go fags, for your wankertainment

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Why would you even post a pic of your girlfriend/finance?? And to add the tag for your wankertainment. . . .how much respect do you have for your loved one. . . not only are you pathetic for thought process of financial success but your lack of respect for your woman makes me sick.

Does she know that you are tossing her pic up just to prove a point to a bunch of jack offs she doesn't even know?


you sir are lame.
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Post by Jonathan » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:12 am

dbl bass drummer wrote:i just threw up a little......

Project Undead Vish wrote:as did i

Bloodiah wrote:Jeebus Jonny, you need to get laid or somethin man! Me an Dale will buy you a hooker if need be...

xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:and jonathon, that was almost as gay as ryan... almost.


First off, the correct spelling is right there in my screen name. I don't go by LOrdCrusher969 or WankfestJcrusher. It's "Jonathan". It's right there to the left, can't miss it. J-o-n-a-t-h-a-n.

But if you have a hard time with that, I'll give you permission to call me what my friends (and enemies) call me: Jonny (no 'h', two 'n's)

Dale, Vish, Bloody: my original comment about hot 12year old asian boys didn't get the desired reaction. So, I decided to pull something else out of my hat that was equally, if not more, disturbing than the 12 year old asian boys post.

I think I succeeded.

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Post by Project Undead Vish » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:57 am

Jonathan wrote:I think I succeeded.


dude... you succeeded.
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Post by dbl bass drummer » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:32 am

Jonathan wrote:
I think I succeeded.

...




I just could'nt stomach the utter puss-ness of that poem.
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Post by AwfulViolet » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:46 am

All She Needs Is Some Makeup!!!!!
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Post by AwfulViolet » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:30 pm

Speaking of LOVE songs this is the a BEST song to make love to: Ooohh yeah!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf25nUk1gkw
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