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Skipp.... How much would you charge me to suck my dick for an hour? A million dollars? A billion? Ten million?skipp666 wrote:I call bullshit!
A billion? Come on man. A billion?
Adremelech wrote:Skipp.... How much would you charge me to suck my dick for an hour? A million dollars? A billion? Ten million?
Once you arrive at your price.... come on over, I'll take 20 bucks worth.
skipp666 wrote:Dude,
There's no way I'd ever charge that much for you sweet nipples. $10 and a ride in a wheelchair, and I'm on it!
Adremelech wrote:You always were good at flattering the pants right off of me. :-)
does she speaK englishxXgAyXcOReXx wrote:metalcore lovin? now thats an insult
here you go fags, for your wankertainment
i await the completely unoriginal yet still slightly funny responses.
and jonathon, that was almost as gay as ryan... almost.
Dude, have you and OphidiASS been hanging out?LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:ha ha I promise my cock is bigger than yours, and I drive a 91 ford escort wagon. Yeah! And, I have had sex with, count them TWO differnt girls in this past week alone yo. Yeah that's right, I have control of TWO HOT mentally ill girls!!! I fucking rule. I bet your ONE girl is all thinking she is smart and giving you advice. HAHAHAH. I rent cars and bang hot crazy girls. In all truth as we speak I am having trouble sitting down because I have ejaculated so many times recently that my tubes are bothering me. I reallly need to lay off for a day or so good lord. I am not making this up. Well, plus I have been sitting down a shit load and it feels like i have been ridign a bike for the last 30 hours. I hope this goes away soon. I will keep you all updated. Night night.
damn... now that you point that out, the resemblance is striking.BigHurknFrontman wrote:Dude, have you and OphidiASS been hanging out?
LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:flabillion
no never met him. But, I always like Ophie we have a lot in common, although some big differences as well. For instance, I have TWO hot chicks, he only has one, (if that now, he was saying they broke up). I am not into death defying stunts like skydiving or any of that shit, I enjoy my movement and life too much. I am not into piercing myself, I could never pierce one of my nipples. I don’t see the point. Ummm, I have never been to Europe, and I am not into Prog and or Heavy metal so much. I also am not into the South and hating **** as much as him.BigHurknFrontman wrote:Dude, have you and OphidiASS been hanging out?
damn... i have at least one of those things in common. never being able to procreate again is awesomeLIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:However, we do both have vasectomies, have quick wits, and could kick the shit out of anyone on this board, so I could see the resemblance though.
LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote: ... and could kick the shit out of anyone on this board
LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:no never met him. But, I always like Ophie we have a lot in common, although some big differences as well. For instance, I have TWO hot chicks, he only has one, (if that now, he was saying they broke up). I am not into death defying stunts like skydiving or any of that shit, I enjoy my movement and life too much. I am not into piercing myself, I could never pierce one of my nipples. I don’t see the point. Ummm, I have never been to Europe, and I am not into Prog and or Heavy metal so much. I also am not into the South and hating **** as much as him.
However, we do both have vasectomies, have quick wits, and could kick the shit out of anyone on this board, so I could see the resemblance though.
nice excuse, pussy!xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:now why would i want to make it convenient for you? i mean, i know thats the only time you can get mom's minivan, but seriously? besides, i'm trying to limit the amount of time and money i spend on shitty seattle bands.
