Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:46 pm
i'd definitely take the strippers over the christians.
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I am pretty sure he thinks strippers are prostitutes or something. He got them mixed up I guess, what can I say the guy is a douche moron. He talks and talks about shit he don't know. That's what greasy turd boys do.MistressSpin wrote:Because someone is a stripper they are loose? Because someone is a Christian they are tight? Sheesh...I just can't keep up with all of these blanket statements....
My cousin is a stripper and she admits that when she first started when she was 17 she hooked on the side, so yes some strippers are prostitutes. My cousin is nuts, she went to prison for a short amount of time for manslaughter, I hope my cousin chokes and dies on her own vomit, nasty whore!LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:I am pretty sure he thinks strippers are prostitutes or something. He got them mixed up I guess, what can I say the guy is a douche moron. He talks and talks about shit he don't know. That's what greasy turd boys do.
i hope the ugly chicks on your myspace aren't your idea of hot. if so, you have way lower standards than i do. and short? last i checked i'm 5'10, which is right around the average male height in the US. greasy? not in this lifetime. your 150lb ass stomping anyone? thats a fucking laugh. you're an ugly, balding motherfucker who likes ugly women, it really doesn't phase me that you don't find me attractive.LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:oh shit yo yo yo!!! bro!!! yeah I am balding and my name is jody and STILL have more friends and get WAAAAY more pussy than your greasy turd ass could even dream of. HAHAHAH grampa that greasey.
it's stuff like this that makes jody win EVERY argument. you cant win, gaycore. give up, you've been losing from the start and digging a bigger and bigger hole.LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:Look at that goofy fucking mustache you have, you look like a Tubby little conquistador. Actually, you look like a fat kid dressed up in the “Tubby Little Conquistador” costume for Halloween.
ftr... that is short.xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:last i checked i'm 5'10
LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote: You are a short greasy little turd. Come on!!!! Look at that goofy fucking mustache you have, you look like a Tubby little conquistador. Actually, you look like a fat kid dressed up in the “Tubby Little Conquistador” costume for Halloween. I just want to pinch those chubby little cheeks of yours, you chubby little fuck… of course I would wear rubber gloves as to not get grease all over my fingers. Speaking of fingers, look at the gnaw marks on this guy’s thumb. Nervous much?? What a crappy little life you must live. NEVER meeting your own expectation of how people should be. You are an ugly, awkward loser EXACTLY like ryan, well maybe not as extreme, but pretty close. I would trade a thousand of you for one Paul. At least he was original.
I don't know, dude. I hear chicks dig dudes with crooked goatees these days.LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:hahahah dude, I will meet you in a public place any time and stand right next to you and we will ask random girls who is hotter, me or you. hahahah. Any day man, where ever you want. 10 times out of 10 I will bet you the answer.
stuff like what? his posts have been the last cry of the meek and unintelligent. "my dicks bigger" "i get more pussy" "tubby turd boy", only goes to make jody look like an idiot, though he does that well enough on his own. its godawful sad that this guy has procreated. that definately had to be an accident. but i'm sure his son will grow up ashamed of him.Project Undead Vish wrote:it's stuff like this that makes jody win EVERY argument. you cant win, gaycore. give up, you've been losing from the start and digging a bigger and bigger hole.
but he does it with style. perhaps you should find some of thatxXgAyXcOReXx wrote:stuff like what? his posts have been the last cry of the meek and unintelligent. "my dicks bigger" "i get more pussy" "tubby turd boy", only goes to make jody look like an idiot, though he does that well enough on his own. its godawful sad that this guy has procreated. that definately had to be an accident. but i'm sure his son will grow up ashamed of him.
uh... being devin townsend doesnt sound like a bad thing to be... im sure he could get lots of pussy. sounds like the minister has a sunny future.xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:heres jody sporting the devin townsend mullet, this is what you have to look forward to!
how does the devin townsend mullet make him devin townsend? is it the same way that stating i own a bmw when my finances are called into question makes my pecker small? jody wishes he had 1/100000th the musical ability or talent devin has. by the way, devin's married, something this pus bag will never be.Project Undead Vish wrote:uh... being devin townsend doesnt sound like a bad thing to be... im sure he could get lots of pussy. sounds like the minister has a sunny future.
Just admit you have a crush on Gaycore. We all know you are gay. You aren't the tough guy you pretend to be either. Gaycore could beat the shit out of you, then own your asshole. Admit it.JERONIMO wrote:another Treehumper That Got Taken As Satans Bitch
Might as well go ahead and check that one off your list.xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:by the way, devin's married, something this pus bag will never be.
what? being married? i actually proposed sunday lifes good, lifes very good.Jonathan wrote:Might as well go ahead and check that one off your list.
Did he say yes?xXgAyXcOReXx wrote:what? being married? i actually proposed sunday lifes good, lifes very good.
Adremelech wrote:Did he say yes?
you said no, but she said yes.Adremelech wrote:Did he say yes?