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Post by Project Undead Vish » Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:57 pm

ROTFL! Thank you Blake.
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Post by skipp666 » Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:21 pm

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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:

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Post by Evil Red » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:04 pm

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hahahaha!
I made the Devil do it.

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Post by Evil Red » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:16 pm

This is a picture taken of my aunt's sister's house along with a copy & paste of her email that was enclosed with it. I love my family. :D

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I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after just 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house for 2 days than I can count! Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

I made the Devil do it.

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Post by -deathboy- » Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:14 am

that is freakin awesome!
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Post by skipp666 » Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:27 am

Second that! :metal:
-deathboy- wrote:that is freakin awesome!
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:

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Post by Blake NWR » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:41 am

Evil Red wrote:This is a picture taken of my aunt's sister's house along with a copy & paste of her email that was enclosed with it. I love my family. :D

Image

I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after just 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house for 2 days than I can count! Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

I got this in an email a week ago and was told it was someone who worked down here. This was your family?
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Post by Evil Red » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:23 am

Oh ha! Apparently, I've been working too late this week... :eek: :D
I made the Devil do it.

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Post by Blake NWR » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:00 am

Q: What’s the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball?
A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Q: What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
A: They went clubbing.

The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods’ crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger".

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common ? They’re both clubbed by Scandinavians! :D
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Post by Project Undead Vish » Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:55 am

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Post by skipp666 » Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:48 pm

^ BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is a gem of a treasure.
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:

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Post by Project Undead Vish » Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:46 pm

skipp666 wrote:^ BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is a gem of a treasure.
I know. It is what makes the internet win!
Hate the religion and pity the believer.
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Post by Six6VI » Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:48 am

Evil Red wrote:This is a picture taken of my aunt's sister's house along with a copy & paste of her email that was enclosed with it. I love my family. :D

Image

I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after just 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house for 2 days than I can count! Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

There is SO much WIN here it's almost too much!!! :metalhead

The sisters' Facebook debacle is pretty damn funny too! :D
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Post by Project Undead Vish » Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:35 pm

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Post by skipp666 » Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:21 am

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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:

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Post by Blake NWR » Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:16 pm

This thread has a tit shortage - HERE we go!!
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Post by skipp666 » Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:03 pm

*Wipes tear*
I love you man!
Blake NWR wrote:This thread has a tit shortage - HERE we go!!
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:

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Post by Blake NWR » Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:29 pm

And another. :D

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Post by Project Undead Vish » Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:26 pm

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Post by wadruid » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:43 am

Project Undead Vish wrote:Image
Oh my...
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Post by Frank the Hammer » Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:54 pm

Project Undead Vish wrote:Image
.....mom!?!
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Post by skipp666 » Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:19 pm

Yes son?
Frank the Hammer wrote:.....mom!?!
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:

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Post by -deathboy- » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:51 am

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