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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:41 pm
by Jenzy
Blonde leading the blonde wrote: I'm sad to note that, regardless of who wins, I will have less comedic material from our next president, however.
Honestly I was looking at McCain thinking to myself "I wonder if Saturday Night Live will bring Dana Carvey back to do his skits" cuz he really looked like Dana moreso than our current fuck up. . er uh, I mean president. . .
Although I wasn't drinking I would have used the word Reagan, how many times did he bring him up. Or any other important figure head in the past. . .way past. . .if I wanted to get drunk quickly I would have placed my money on any time he named dropped ". . .my friend of 35 years. . ." Just admit dude, you're a fucking ancient artifact. . . .
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:25 pm
by skipp666
I passed out before it was over.
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:01 pm
by Blonde leading the blonde
Jenzy wrote: Just admit dude, you're a fucking ancient artifact. . . .
Something a lady on another forum said on this topic just slays me:
you know what's younger than McCain?? Mcdonald's! The Pill! Israel! ALASKA, The elevator!
I don't know why, it just makes me giggle.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:12 am
by MetalGoddess
PnDsCm wrote:It's fucked what they've done, but I think you're on the right track with guns and water.
Well, so far I've stocked up on vodka, wine, and canned soup. Not so sure I want a gun. I'll just hit 'em over the head with one of my empty vodka bottles.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:58 pm
by Project Undead Vish
MetalGoddess wrote:Well, so far I've stocked up on vodka, wine, and canned soup. Not so sure I want a gun. I'll just hit 'em over the head with one of my empty vodka bottles.
I'm movin in with you when it all goes down.
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:15 pm
by skipp666
Ok, the word of tonight is Alaska.
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:05 pm
by glory1
We do not want this attention in this state. For some of us this place is a panacea,
away from all that rots. Like maggots to a piece of shit, the hordes will flock here for a stake of the "free money" Please people . piss off somewhere else...PLEASE, for cryin out loud. Try again you pinhead lowlife.
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:12 pm
by skipp666
Doesn't your Battery Acid need to be skimmed?
Take your Elk fucking ass somewhere else!
glory1 wrote:We do not want this attention in this state. For some of us this place is a panacea,
away from all that rots. Like maggots to a piece of shit, the hordes will flock here for a stake of the "free money" Please people . piss off somewhere else...PLEASE, for cryin out loud
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:38 pm
by glory1
skipp666 wrote:Doesn't your Battery Acid need to be skimmed?
Take your Elk fucking ass somewhere else!
you dont have a clue, do you, idiot?
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:02 pm
by skipp666
You're right, I don't have any clue on what your bathtub recipie contains. I was just guessing Battery Acid. Guess your shit is cheep low grade.
glory1 wrote:you dont have a clue, do you, idiot?
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:22 pm
by Blake NWR
The only thing from Alaska I've ever been a fan of so far is 36 Crazyfists. And those guys relocated to Portland.
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:45 pm
by glory1
skipp666 wrote:You're right, I don't have any clue on what your bathtub recipie contains. I was just guessing Battery Acid. Guess your shit is cheep low grade.
Wow, thats a pretty low grade retort, actualy. hardly worthy of your own time wasting 7000+ number of logged posts...fuck you loser, you eat shit, at least I have a goddamn life outside these message boards, I mean... shit, it aint even worth response....chripes...piss off low life scum
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:52 pm
by Lode
skipp666 wrote:Ok, the word of tonight is Alaska.
We drank to "Maverick"
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:11 am
by skipp666
Awww, what's the matter? Did daddy's little girl get gang raped again?
Low life scum? Let's see if your coked out head can figure this riddle out... Pot+Kettle=
glory1 wrote:Wow, thats a pretty low grade retort, actualy. hardly worthy of your own time wasting 7000+ number of logged posts...fuck you loser, you eat shit, at least I have a goddamn life outside these message boards, I mean... shit, it aint even worth response....chripes...piss off low life scum
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:32 am
by -deathboy-
skipp666 wrote:Pot+Kettle=
ooo, ooo, pick me pick me!!
what is mushroom tea alex!
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:17 pm
by metalgrrl
-deathboy- wrote:
skipp666 wrote:Pot+Kettle=
ooo, ooo, pick me pick me!!
what is mushroom tea alex!
LMAO!!!!!! I love that answer!!!!
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:38 pm
by zach
Lode wrote:We drank to "Maverick"
So did we. There was a particularly brutal string near the end. I think it was said at least 15 times over the minute or two.
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:47 pm
by Project Undead Vish
Lode wrote:We drank to "Maverick"
Where the word "maverick" originated.
It was all the fault, or the bright idea, of Samuel Augustus Maverick, who lived from 1803 to 1870. Descended from an old and notable New England family, he sought his fortune in Texas and there inadvertently made a name for himself. He took up cattle ranching, which was quite a different proposition from raising livestock back East. In Texas cattle grazed on the open range, without fences to keep one herd separate from another, and thus there was much opportunity for theft and disputes over ownership. To identify their cattle, ranchers branded them, rounding up the calves each year for this purpose.
But Maverick put no brand on his cattle. Stories about "old man Maverick" give various reasons for his abstinence: he was lazy; he objected to the cruelty of branding. Whatever the reason, if he had been an ordinary citizen, this practice would have put him at the mercy of other ranchers, who would have appropriated his cattle and marked them with their own brands. But Maverick was influential: mayor of San Antonio, member of the Texas legislature, and holder of 385,000 acres, he was able instead to claim that any unbranded calf was his. And so, either in earnest or in jest, the name maverick was applied to all cattle without brands. In 1867 a writer complained, "The term maverick which was formerly applied to unbranded yearlings is now applied to every calf which can be separated from the mother cow--the consequence is, the fastest brander are accumulating the largest stocks."
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:07 pm
by skipp666
Woop woop! Tis the season sugar tits!
I just stepped out for a smoke and could smell the fungi emerging.
-deathboy- wrote:ooo, ooo, pick me pick me!!
what is mushroom tea alex!
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:08 pm
by skipp666
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:40 am
by -deathboy-
skipp666 wrote:Woop woop! Tis the season sugar tits!
I just stepped out for a smoke and could smell the fungi emerging.
we're two wild and crazy fungis!
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:50 am
by DeathFrogg
-deathboy- wrote:we're two wild and crazy fungis!
There's fungus amoungus.
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:04 pm
by Six6VI
skipp666 wrote:
