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JJGC: What's Next???? - Primary Action Item

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:08 am
Hello my people. As we approach the brink of this countries complete financial destruction, obviously people look to me for advice in this time of crisis. I have chosen to put it out here for all to see whether you are a JJGC member or not. I will not exclude those of you who are not members, as we all have to work together and follow these steps to achieve the peace and greatness of the mountain oasis we are all waiting for.

First I would like to urge all of you , your friends, and family members to pull all of your money out of your banks immediately. If you can do it tonight, great, otherwise do it first thing in the morning. If you have any money invested; stocks, bonds, 401ks, ETFs, options, whatever, cash it in now. You need the cold hard cash in hand. Take this money and go out and buy all the gold/silver trinkets, batteries, flashlights, bullets, food you can get. Hurry up and spend it now before all that money is worthless. I recommend buying gas cans and save a small amount of cash for purchasing gas if need be.

Second, if you have credit cards or lines of credit, take it to the stores and max them the fuck out. Buy any electronic devices that are NOT “on the grid” as we cannot rely that services will be up. TVs and DVD players go nicely together but we need generators, toasters, grills, even gardening tools etc.. Imagine living without electricity and go from there. Get things that are necessary to live, but also things to trade and barter with. Buy as many of those large plastic containers as you can, preferably water proof.

Once you have what you think is a sufficient amount of goods, carefully package it all up in the large plastic containers and label them if you wish. Keep them at the ready in your living room. On your day to day route keep track of large vehicles, RVs and moving vans around your area that you might see. This is all for now, await further instructions.

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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:10 am
by mickey brown-eye
I have a well maintained arsenal of guns and vulnerable elderly neighbors, so I am set

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:23 am
So how is everyone doing on this project? Me personally, I got rid of everyting and am currenlty living in my car constanly driving around with my pistol locked and loaded at all times. When I sleep my gf drives, and then I drive during the day. It's working pretty good so far.

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:48 pm
by soundguy
I have a roll of duct tape and twelve cases of cup-o-noodles. Bring on the apocalypse!

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:14 am
Survival tip 3:

Now I am not saying this is for everyone, but it is pure genius. Here is what I am doing:

I currently have my girlfriend on a high protein and carb diet. Lots of meat and breads, eggs, ice cream, salads, protein bars, and I slip protein shakes into her instant breakfasts. Then every night I take her to the edge of town and make her get out of the car and walk home. All this should make her bulk up to a nice tasty stature in a pretty rapid manner. Now I was talking to this guy from New Orleans who owns a barbcue joint up here, and he hooked me up with a huge industrial size deep fryer that I now have sitting in my patio area. If the shit goes down I will have enough "Bitch Burgers" and deep fried phalanges to last for a month. I am not going to go hungry like so many others. Now that is survivalist thinking.