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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:34 am
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Here ya go Ladies!
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:11 pm
Maybe it's my one eye open and only being a few cups deep in some Duncan Hills, but what an odd link for a guy to post...
Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:15 pm
Oh, I assure you. We really couldn't be bothered less.
Lee
Lee
Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:19 pm
Six6VI wrote:Oh, I assure you. We really couldn't be bothered less.
Lee
What he said.
Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:00 pm
I just thought it was hilarious...that was on myspace...Evil Red wrote:Maybe it's my one eye open and only being a few cups deep in some Duncan Hills, but what an odd link for a guy to post...
Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:08 pm
Thing is if you are a woman you're only cheating yourself by faking it. . .I mean why allow a man to think he brought you to the earth shatter realms of an orgasm if you really didn't get yours and he got his. . . .doesn't make since to me. . . .might as well just play with a toy at that point. 
Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:04 pm
Two possible reasons, IMO:Jenzy wrote:Thing is if you are a woman you're only cheating yourself by faking it. . .I mean why allow a man to think he brought you to the earth shatter realms of an orgasm if you really didn't get yours and he got his. . . .doesn't make since to me. . . .might as well just play with a toy at that point.
1. The person with whom you're in bed fancies himself to be quite talented and doesn't give up until you come. He is wrong, you're out of lube, the condom is starting to chafe, and you want him to go home so you can loose his number without having to sic the dogs on him. (Although, in all fairness, the dogs would be the more honest choice.)
2. The person with whom you're in bed is a complete comorbid coctail of mental freakery and you're just too fucking tired to play the head games that come with not being especially aroused by his self-depricating, whiney-ass simpering. [DEADPAN] Oh baby you're the best what an orgasm I'm exhaused can we go to bed now please?[/DEADPAN]
...just sayin'
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:30 pm
Believe it or not, but I had to fake an orgasm once. The chick was LAME... didn't move or make a sound the whole time, which did nothing for me. She was a revenge fuck, too, which I thought would make things more exciting, etc. But after about 30 minutes of my best stuff, I realized I wanted her out of my fucking apartment. A few quick grunts, full-body twitch and obligatory arch of the back and I had officially faked the big "O".