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Post by dbl bass drummer » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:20 pm

I prefer Snatch and Cockpocket as well....
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Post by Blonde leading the blonde » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:25 pm

Jenzy wrote:spam?!?
Nope, as much as I dislike spam, you may feel free to use it as much as you want. It's the sloppy white shit that falls from the cold, frozen sky that makes me want to punch babies.








...oh yeah, and another thing -- cunt. I just wanted to say it again. I'm still disappointed that I wasn't able to fit it in more within my original post.
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Post by Blonde leading the blonde » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:27 pm

Evil Red wrote:I think your 'they' can just eat my cunt.
I'll tell ya what, sexy, it'd prolly do 'them' some good! :D
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Post by Evil Red » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:34 pm

I'm fond of the term 'squishmitten', but that one sounds more like a term of endearment...

So for the purpose of this thread... CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!
I made the Devil do it.

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Post by Blonde leading the blonde » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:37 pm

Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!

Rah! Rah! Rah!

Squishmitten! Squishmitten!

Siss! Boom! Bah!








...sorry, I couldn't help myself.....

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Post by The Green Manalishi » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:46 pm

(can we add "Hairy" to the front of it?!?)

Hahahaha!

Can't do it. just can't.

Hey I just noticed one letter difference between Can't and.......
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Post by Irrylath » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:04 pm

Blonde leading the blonde wrote:Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!

Rah! Rah! Rah!

Squishmitten! Squishmitten!

Siss! Boom! Bah!

*snicker*
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Post by Evil Red » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:18 pm

The Green Manalishi wrote: Hey I just noticed one letter difference between Can't and.......
*smacks forehead & CUNTpunches self*

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Post by MuC » Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:18 pm

RAT SHIT BAT SHIT DIRTY OLD TWAT 69 ASSHOLES TIE EM IN A KNOT HOORAY LIZARD SHIT FUCK


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Post by The Green Manalishi » Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:33 pm

MuC wrote:RAT SHIT BAT SHIT DIRTY OLD TWAT 69 ASSHOLES TIE EM IN A KNOT HOORAY LIZARD SHIT FUCK


:cheers:
Put that to the melody of Kid Rocks Bawitdaba, and you got yourself a hit.
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Post by Evil Red » Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:16 am

I hope George Carlin comes back from the grave to get you for that sort of blasphemy against him! :mad:
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Post by Project Undead Vish » Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:11 am

A Carlin quote and K*d R*ck should never be mentioned in the same sentence!
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Post by -deathboy- » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:07 am

i want to see a horizontal cunt.
what kind of noise do you spose it would make going down a slide with no panties on?
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Post by mickey brown-eye » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:31 am

Project Undead Vish wrote:if you want 9 inches, i can give you 3 inches 3 times.
That's rad!
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Post by Evil Red » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:41 am

I think it's funny we're discussing CUNTS in the thread with BEAVER in the title.
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Post by skipp666 » Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:07 pm

Where are my crayons?

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Post by Evil Red » Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:36 pm

skipp666 wrote:Where are my crayons?

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I dunno but I'll bet these would be fun!

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Silly scented CUNTS!
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Post by MuC » Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:59 pm

hahahahahahahaha...:cheers:
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Post by skipp666 » Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:31 pm

Oh, there they are...

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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

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Post by Born in a Casket » Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:43 pm

hahahahahahaha :D
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Post by The Green Manalishi » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:37 pm

i don't know whats wrong with kid rock?

I like the guy's music.

Sorry George....I think your the coolest.......evah. You and Elvis keep your dance
cards open, k?
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Post by Blake NWR » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:58 pm

The Green Manalishi wrote:i don't know whats wrong with kid rock?
He completely bastardized "Sweet Home Alabama" and "Werewolves Of London" in one fell swoop.
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Post by mickey brown-eye » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:49 pm

The Green Manalishi wrote:i don't know whats wrong with kid rock?

I like the guy's music.
Since when has Kid Rock made music?
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Post by SLAM TV » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:52 pm

"You know weathervanes have roosters on them.
Or a COCK, if you will.
You know why there's a cock on weathervanes?
'Cause if it were a CUNT, the wind would blow right through it!"

George Carlin
no shit... they might as well call it "tr00 br00tal kvlt satanic pr0n" or something.

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Post by The Green Manalishi » Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:11 pm

Blake NWR wrote:He completely bastardized "Sweet Home Alabama" and "Werewolves Of London" in one fell swoop.
I did not know. Warren Zevon shouldn't be tampered with.

I like Kid's early stuff. Six or so years back. Last I heard of him was about a year ago...sounded a bit in left field. Few crayons short of a box.
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