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by Blake NWR » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:40 pm
Hmm, good to know.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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Morbid
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by Morbid » Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:44 pm
win...
(248): thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
(828): So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
(630): You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
(608): Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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by Evil Red » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:00 am
Blake NWR wrote:Hmm, good to know.

Hmmmm. I'd disagree with that quote.

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by Blake NWR » Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:59 pm
Bwahaha!!
(706): Don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... And me.
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by Blake NWR » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:56 am
Here's an actual conversation I had with a friend from Vegas who went to see Poison in California:
(702) Dude, show is kicking ass. Tried to throw my bra but wasnt skanky enough
(541) Use it as a panty slingshot
(702) Thats y we r friends!!

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by -deathboy- » Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:38 am
i have to assume you submitted that?
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by Blake NWR » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:42 pm
-deathboy- wrote:i have to assume you submitted that?
Yes, but it didn't make it for some reason. So that's how it would have appeared.

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by Morbid » Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:31 am
Win.
(917): Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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by Blake NWR » Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:14 pm
(207): I think we should see other people.
(1-207): Already working on it.
Ha!

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by Blake NWR » Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:30 pm
Oh shit!!
(215): he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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by -deathboy- » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:13 pm
oh lordy!
taking a ride on the roflcoaster here and of course i immediately thought of the evil one:
(812): How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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by Blake NWR » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:31 pm
-deathboy- wrote:oh lordy!
taking a ride on the roflcoaster here and of course i immediately thought of the evil one:
(812): How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
DAMMIT!! You beat me to it! Yes, I thought of her too.
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by Evil Red » Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:38 pm
-deathboy- wrote:oh lordy!
taking a ride on the roflcoaster here and of course i immediately thought of the evil one:
(812): How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Blake NWR wrote:DAMMIT!! You beat me to it! Yes, I thought of her too.
OH BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
*wipes tears*
I love you guys.

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by -deathboy- » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:43 am
*beeps both you noses*
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by -deathboy- » Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:58 pm
ok so, this one wins the internet!
(313): I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.

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by Morbid » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:43 pm
I haven't been on that site in almost a month... I am missing out on so much

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by Blake NWR » Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:46 pm
I'm sorry, but THIS one wins. Period.
(516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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by -deathboy- » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:22 pm
lo freakin l!!!
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by Project Undead Vish » Sat Oct 24, 2009 10:32 am
(815): have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
(1-815): why can't you just be normal
I just fucking died laughing.
Hate the religion and pity the believer.
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by Six6VI » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:39 am
From what I'm told, my father inlaw took a little video of just that with his phone and then sent it to my mother inlaw, much to her horror.
Yeah, he's
that kind of twisted.

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by Morbid » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:48 pm
I hope they actually post this one I sent in...
425- Since when was posting Lady Gaga lyrics as your status on Facebook considered cool?
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by NICODEMUS » Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:23 pm
(605): you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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by Blake NWR » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:09 pm
Now this is what I call keeping your priorities in order.
(404): Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
(1-404): did you answer or finish?
(404): both
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