And now... RIP Billy Mays

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And now... RIP Billy Mays

Post by Morbid » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:35 am

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Post by Six6VI » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:37 am

Damn, they're dropping like flies. Is dying the new celeb trend?

My daughter will be devistated. Infomercials are like her favorite thing and that pretty much makes Billy her messiah.

Has anybody thought to check if Mighty Putty is toxic?
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Post by Blake NWR » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:40 am

Expect him at the Pearly Gates in 4 - 6 weeks...

RIP :(
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Post by Project Undead Vish » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:54 am

people actually like billy mays? i always hated listening to him shouting on all of those fucking commercials. bummer he's dead and all, but at least i wont be annoyed as fuck by his commercials anymore.
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Post by DeathFrogg » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:58 am

Turn off the fucking Television and go outside.
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Post by Morbid » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:08 pm

For those with a sense of humor... this means no more of these,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmvdeNa67E
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Post by Project Undead Vish » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:30 pm

that was fucking hilarious.
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Post by Adremelech » Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:51 pm

Project Undead Vish wrote:people actually like billy mays? i always hated listening to him shouting on all of those fucking commercials. bummer he's dead and all, but at least i wont be annoyed as fuck by his commercials anymore.
Agreed. Sad for the loss of another human being, but God DAMN was he annoying.
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Post by Blake NWR » Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:34 pm

Shoulda been the Shamwow guy. At least Billy didn't beat up hookers.
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Post by Project Undead Vish » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:12 pm

Blake NWR wrote:Shoulda been the Shamwow guy. At least Billy didn't beat up hookers.
hookers are supposed to get beat. it's in the job description.
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Post by Adremelech » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:45 pm

Blake NWR wrote:Shoulda been the Shamwow guy. At least Billy didn't beat up hookers.
I thought the hooker beat HIM up. Am I mistaken?
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Post by IRONDICK » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:05 pm

she assaulted him and he fought back.
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Post by Project Undead Vish » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:50 pm

stupid fucking uppity hookers...
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Post by Evil Red » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:02 pm

Blake NWR wrote:Expect him at the Pearly Gates in 4 - 6 weeks...

RIP :(
HAHA!

I always found Billy Mays oddly funny. Just enough to not annoy me anyhow. Damn, right when he was finally making it out of only doing commercials too with his Discovery Channel show... RIP

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Post by derek666 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:44 am

IRONDICK wrote:she assaulted him and he fought back.
He should have kept his tongue out of that whores mouth!!! sick fucking bastard

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Post by soundguy » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:54 pm

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Post by Adremelech » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:03 pm

Was his obituary written in ALL CAPS?
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Post by mickey brown-eye » Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:05 am

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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:38 pm

soundguy wrote:You'd think 3 celebrity deaths in a row would be enough...

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