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And now... RIP Billy Mays

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:35 am
by Morbid

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:37 am
by Six6VI
Damn, they're dropping like flies. Is dying the new celeb trend?

My daughter will be devistated. Infomercials are like her favorite thing and that pretty much makes Billy her messiah.

Has anybody thought to check if Mighty Putty is toxic?

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:40 am
by Blake NWR
Expect him at the Pearly Gates in 4 - 6 weeks...

RIP :(

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:54 am
by Project Undead Vish
people actually like billy mays? i always hated listening to him shouting on all of those fucking commercials. bummer he's dead and all, but at least i wont be annoyed as fuck by his commercials anymore.

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:58 am
by DeathFrogg
Turn off the fucking Television and go outside.

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:08 pm
by Morbid
For those with a sense of humor... this means no more of these,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmvdeNa67E

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:30 pm
by Project Undead Vish
that was fucking hilarious.

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:51 pm
by Adremelech
Project Undead Vish wrote:people actually like billy mays? i always hated listening to him shouting on all of those fucking commercials. bummer he's dead and all, but at least i wont be annoyed as fuck by his commercials anymore.
Agreed. Sad for the loss of another human being, but God DAMN was he annoying.

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:34 pm
by Blake NWR
Shoulda been the Shamwow guy. At least Billy didn't beat up hookers.

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:12 pm
by Project Undead Vish
Blake NWR wrote:Shoulda been the Shamwow guy. At least Billy didn't beat up hookers.
hookers are supposed to get beat. it's in the job description.

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:45 pm
by Adremelech
Blake NWR wrote:Shoulda been the Shamwow guy. At least Billy didn't beat up hookers.
I thought the hooker beat HIM up. Am I mistaken?

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:05 pm
by IRONDICK
she assaulted him and he fought back.

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:50 pm
by Project Undead Vish
stupid fucking uppity hookers...

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:02 pm
by Evil Red
Blake NWR wrote:Expect him at the Pearly Gates in 4 - 6 weeks...

RIP :(
HAHA!

I always found Billy Mays oddly funny. Just enough to not annoy me anyhow. Damn, right when he was finally making it out of only doing commercials too with his Discovery Channel show... RIP

*And this I stole from BigHurkin's Facebook since I laughed so much at it:

"Billy Mays here... KABOOM and you're dead!"

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:44 am
by derek666
IRONDICK wrote:she assaulted him and he fought back.
He should have kept his tongue out of that whores mouth!!! sick fucking bastard

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:54 pm
by soundguy
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:03 pm
by Adremelech
Was his obituary written in ALL CAPS?

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:05 am
by mickey brown-eye
and he sue could suck a dick

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:38 pm
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
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now that is funny.