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The Love Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:11 am
by BLADE
We've got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can't
just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it's going to get on
by itself. You've got to keep on watering it. You've got to really look after
it and nurture it"
John Lennon

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:35 am
by Adremelech
I'll give you the gift of my 14 inch cock in your colon.

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:39 am
by Project Undead Vish
Fucking christ. I'm already sick of Ryan.

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:55 am
by -deathboy-
how can you possibly be sick of him already, he just got back. we are barely gettin warmed up with him. of course his current stash of meth is gonna run out pretty quick and he will disappear off into the sunset once again. but never fear, a few months down the road another one of his personalities will surface for more abuse and we can rinse and repeat!

\m/:llama:\m/

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:59 am
by BLADE
poof

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:42 am
by Born in a Casket
HOLY FUCK RYANS BACK!!! It's like Christmas!

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:56 am
by -deathboy-
jingle bells jingle bells

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:31 pm
by Lode
jingle all the way, oh what fun is to see that Ryan's still fucking ghey.

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:58 pm
by Blake NWR
So whose wi-fi is he stealing now?

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:46 am
by Jenzy
Born in a Casket wrote:HOLY FUCK RYANS BACK!!! It's like Christmas!
To quote a great band. . .More like a "White Trash Christmas" :D

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:51 pm
by skipp666
Hell yeahz! :metalhead
Jenzy wrote:To quote a great band. . .More like a "White Trash Christmas" :D

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:04 am
by BLADE
Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?

Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.Is it okay to install while they are running?

Customer Service Rep: What programs are running ma’am?

Customer: Let me see….I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.