pull-out method as effective as condoms

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pull-out method as effective as condoms

Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:38 am

well, it did work for me for years..

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Post by Chris Slack » Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:28 am

My younger brother has two kids from using the pullout method.
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Post by -deathboy- » Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:38 am

i have three...
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:52 pm

you guys realize you are supposed to pull out BEFORE you ejaculate?
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Post by Six6VI » Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:14 am

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:you guys realize you are supposed to pull out BEFORE you ejaculate?

Well, that's generally the one vital flaw in using this method.
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Post by -deathboy- » Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:51 am

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Post by Gore Whore » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:55 pm

-deathboy- wrote:i have three...

actually 2 were concieved when I was on the pill...:p
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Post by Project Undead Vish » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:20 pm

Vasectomies are good.
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Post by Evil Red » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:09 pm

Project Undead Vish wrote:Vasectomies are good.
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Post by Morbid » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:35 pm

A dump truck full of girls I went to school with have already had babies due to the amazing pull-out method.
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Post by Project Undead Vish » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:42 am

Evil Red wrote:Here! Here! says the girl that's been fixed. :cheers:
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Post by wadruid » Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:31 pm

Project Undead Vish wrote:Us fixed people must spread the gospel.
AMEN to the gospel of shootin' blanks!!
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Post by Six6VI » Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:08 pm

Project Undead Vish wrote:Us fixed people must spread the gospel.

Hellz yeah! One and done.:dsmoke:
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Post by Born in a Casket » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:55 pm

Morbid wrote:A dump truck full of girls I went to school with have already had babies due to the amazing pull-out method.
you guys realize you are supposed to pull out BEFORE you ejaculate?
John..... you know they didn't get that last part right..... Besides, a lot of these dumb fucks are TRYING to get pregnant. :chainsaw:

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Post by Miseries_Lover » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:05 pm

Born in a Casket wrote:. Besides, a lot of these dumb fucks are TRYING to get pregnant. :chainsaw:

hahaha...aint that the truth now-a-days...i honestly cant see why people my age woulde want to purposly get knocked up...yeah its one thing when yer 25 and u get knocke up, but, 16, 17, 18 yrs old...like really people...save the pregnancies for when yer ready to settle down, and yer not just trying to trap some guy in....
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Post by -deathboy- » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:15 pm

there is a 100% fool proof mthod to not get her pregnant guys...anal!
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Post by Jonathan » Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:58 pm

I signed a Celibacy Contract with myself. I promised myself I won't have sex again 'till 2013.

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