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business ethics

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:54 pm
by soundguy
Pretty dead in here lately. Here's something I found in another forum:

The business owner was looking for a new receptionist, and couldn't decide which of they applicants to hire, so he decided to do a test. He accidentally "dropped" a $100 bill in front of each of them. The first just handed the money back to him. The second took the money, then came back later saying "I invested that $100 you dropped in oil futures. Here's your $100, plus $50 profit." The last slyly pocketed the money and didn't say anything about it.

Q - Which one did he hire?

A - The one with the biggest tits, of course!

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:30 pm
by ophidian
The last one that pocketed the money. It was payment for services rendered later after the other two bitches left because she blew him.