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Evil Red is up to her ASS in HOT CHICKS!!!

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:14 am
by Evil Red
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I'm motherhen-ing eight walkin' ~ talkin' two week old chicks for friends' of mine for a few days. A week and a half ago, they were literally the size of Peeps and I fell madly in love with 'em.

The yellow ones are both called Kristi. The owners say that they do these hilarious little kung-fu kicks before climbing over the other babies heads. Dominant lil' bitches got dubbed with my name for their shennaigans. :D
(notice they sleep streched out that way too in the 2nd and 3rd pic?)

I'm so wierdly entertained!

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:33 am
by MOT
This is not the porn I was hoping for...

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:33 am
by DeathFrogg
MOT wrote:This is not the porn I was hoping for...
Whattaya talkin about, theres peckers all over the place.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:47 am
by mickey brown-eye
all I see is breakfast and dinner :p

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:00 pm
by Evil Red
Dessert too. There's a Cadbury Egg in the first picture.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:12 pm
by mickey brown-eye
Evil Red wrote:Dessert too. There's a Cadbury Egg in the first picture.
Do they actually lay those? They look kind of young...

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:17 pm
by Evil Red
Actually they do. There was some sort of a sugary sweat-off a-happening with these guys and voila!

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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:08 pm
by Adremelech
They look delicious already!

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:36 am
by MOT
DeathFrogg wrote:Whattaya talkin about, theres peckers all over the place.
At least one of you knows what I prefer..;)

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:37 pm
by Evil Red
MOT wrote:At least one of you knows what I prefer..;)
The fact that these cute lil' bastards are fecal fucking fiends? Jesus God, it never ends...

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 6:17 am
by DeathFrogg
You can't keep them inside Red, tellin ya.

Chickens are a pain in the ass. If you are going to keep them you need a coop and a decent fenced in yard, eagles, coyotes and raccoons just love fresh chicken. That many you need at least 250 sq/ft yard and a little house. They are full grown at 3 months and they start to turn ornery.

And yeah, they shit a ton.

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:09 am
by mickey brown-eye
They sure are cute little buggers

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:43 pm
by Evil Red
DeathFrogg wrote:You can't keep them inside Red, tellin ya.
Evil Red wrote:
I'm motherhen-ing eight walkin' ~ talkin' two week old chicks for friends' of mine for a few days.
They go home to their huge yard in Maple Falls with their veterinary Mommy tomorrow.

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:27 pm
by Blonde leading the blonde
What fun! You get to play with them when they're young and cute and then you get to give them back before they're big and annoying. I think that's just about perfect!