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Nothing like a hot cup of . . . .

Post by Jenzy » Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:36 am

Tasty Gore in the morning!! :metalhead


I love when my Itunes plays a great lil nugget of gore when on shuffle!


That is all, carry on. . . . .




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Post by -deathboy- » Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:13 am

\m/ :D \m/
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Post by Gore Whore » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:19 am

good news for sure :metal:
What, are you gonna fuck me when I'm when dead?


[b]Turns out sex is messy[/b]. After good sex? Whew... all sorts of sticky funk goin' on. Girly fluids and cherry flavored love lube and spermicide and semen and saliva all over everything. It's like a rape kit exploded or something equally insane. Reeks like sweat and latex and lust. Damn, gettin' kinda turned on here.

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Post by skipp666 » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:55 pm

Two girls, one cup of TG. Seen that on the Interweb once. :D
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Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

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Post by -deathboy- » Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:55 pm

that's actually us playing in the background! it's a song from our elevator lounge phase...
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Post by -deathboy- » Sat May 01, 2010 11:13 am

~two nuns in a chainsaw fight~
two nuns step out into the dusty street
midday sun glinting off of rosary
the warriors face each other
chainsaws at their sides
high noon
and the church bells chime

two nuns in a chainsaw fight!

lifting her weapon
sister ashley grins
staring down the street
at her identical twin
as the dust swirls
her eyes are narrow slits
"hail mary full of grace
it's time to die you bitch!"

sister mary-kate screams and attacks
running straight at her with an overhead slash
swinging her weapon bloodlust in her eyes
"in the name of our father bitch you must die!"

two nuns in a chainsaw fight!

blood starts spewing crazily
a leg gets hacked off at the knee
an arm goes flying to the side
veins left hanging like grapevines
mangled arteries madly spurting
from a gutwound organs bursting
crusted over bleeding foam
a chainsaw bites deep into bone

chainsaw fight!

torn and twisted flesh gets flayed
chunks and chunks stuck in the blade
flinging hunks and hunks of nun
through the dust and midday sun
gathered round the bloody remains
of sisters ashley and mary-kate
we stare in wonder at the sight
of two nuns in a chainsaw fight!

chainsaw fight!
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