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Most Satanic Metal Band You Can Think Of?

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:12 am
by Stapled_Mouth_Shut
What is the most satanic metal band in your opinion???

Mayhem??
Vital Remains??
Dimmu Borgir????

I am not into extreme satanic metal, but i was just wondering what your thoughts are?????

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:03 am
by Demolition Hammer
All those bands have the dumbest, most childish lyrics, and judging by that standard I'd say that Dark Funeral eclipses them all. Stupidest lyrics ever.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:57 am
by AllocesThroat
mercyful fate!!!!! :dsmoke:

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:10 am
by Project Undead Vish
heh, this thread is either going to be a thread about making fun of the more popular black metal bands or its going to be a pissing contest to see who can mention a more obscure death/black metal band.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:43 am
by AndrogynousCharade
Da kNoT DuDe. iF UR 555 dEn iM 666~~!1111

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 12:43 pm
by Jenzy
ABBA. . .everytime I hear them my ears bleed. . . .THEY ARE EVIL!!

J/K!

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:06 pm
by DeathMonkey
Slayer. The fact that they are atheists to boot is just icing on the cake.
As far as goofy shit goes, Mercyful Fate is pretty untouchable.

I have been trying to cause some kind of unearthly trouble by playing Living Sacrifice and Deicide back to back.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:13 pm
by Chris Slack
Dissection followed closely by Mercyful Fate. I don't consider Fate to be goofy as King D actually believes in what he writes about rather than it just being a show.

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:26 pm
by AllocesThroat
damn straight, im listening to mercyful fate right now as a matter of fact, he does stand behind his LaVeyan satanism, and Slayer, though WERE good (what the fuck is god hates us all?), they only did it for show, like Venom. Krisiun and Morbid Angel are pretty satanic as well, along with Darkthrone and Dark Funeral, but everyone knows that

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:27 pm
by KenSONATA
what a dumb thread.

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:41 pm
by jga5000
Are we talking about Satanism as in the atheistic Anton LaVey bible or satanic as in people who actually think there is a satan to worship?

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:42 pm
by AllocesThroat
yeah kind of like you

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:25 pm
by Stapled_Mouth_Shut
I Thought You Guys Were Gonna Be Smart Not Stupid... Typical Smo Has Beens.

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:51 pm
by Chris Slack
jga5000 wrote:Are we talking about Satanism as in the atheistic Anton LaVey bible or satanic as in people who actually think there is a satan to worship?

When I refer to Satanism it's exclusively the Lavey-type thing, not the idiot "devil worshippers"

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:00 pm
by Morbid
Venom :metalhead

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:56 pm
by MattV
setherial is gotta be up there, I dont think they have a single song without the word satan in it! .... fun stuff! :tongue:

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:07 am
by jga5000
Nunslaughter I say is the most satanic, the name says it all

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:58 am
by Stapled_Mouth_Shut
Ok so Mayhem is so evil they have killed other band members a few times in satanic ritual. Satan in metal is a major turn off for me I am not into it really!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:20 am
by Demolition Hammer
xxNightOwl28 wrote:Ok so Mayhem is so evil they have killed other band members a few times in satanic ritual. Satan in metal is a major turn off for me I am not into it really!!!!!!
What are you talking about? Varg killed Euronymous but it wasn't a ritual, it was a poorly executed execution. Faust from Emperor killed a guy, Jon from Dissection killed a guy (or was an accessory anyway), and Dead from Mayhem killed himself, and that wasn't a satanic ritual either.

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:49 am
by Chris Slack
xxNightOwl28 wrote:Ok so Mayhem is so evil they have killed other band members a few times in satanic ritual. Satan in metal is a major turn off for me I am not into it really!!!!!!

As Mr. Hammer stated that is simply untrue. In addition, there is no killing in true satanic rituals, that's something that silly devil worhippers do.

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:39 pm
by jga5000
Varg killed Eurononymous cause he was a communist and Varg was a Nazi. There was nothing about a ritual. Varg doesn't even consider himself a "satanist".

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:06 pm
by DeathMonkey
Chris wrote: In addition, there is no killing in true satanic rituals, that's something that silly devil worhippers do.
This sentence doesnt make any sense. :D


It was the church burnings that made it so Satanic.


Any "Satanic" band not made up of goatfucking ritualists is not worthy of the name. That Marilyn Manson Apollonian/Dionysian atheist schism, metaphor for spiritual/corporeal crap is for stoner freshmen at Evergreen or Hampshire.


Unless its done merely to piss off Christians. Then its OK. :tongue:

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:08 pm
by beyond
Demolition Hammer wrote:What are you talking about? Varg killed Euronymous but it wasn't a ritual, it was a poorly executed execution. Faust from Emperor killed a guy, Jon from Dissection killed a guy (or was an accessory anyway), and Dead from Mayhem killed himself, and that wasn't a satanic ritual either.
It's spelled "GAY" , not "guy" :metal:

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:46 pm
by theindiekiller
DeathMonkey wrote: It was the church burnings that made it so Satanic.
and it's the satanism that makes it so gay. satanists (of whatever stripe) are retaaaarded.

and on that note, i vote for black witchery.

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:04 pm
by Demolition Hammer
beyond wrote:It's spelled "GAY" , not "guy" :metal:
You retarded or something? G-U-Y as in a person, human being, man.