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Worst albums you have ever heard

Post by AllocesThroat » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:55 pm

Mine would have to be:
Sepultura-Against :chainsaw:
Napalm Death-Words from the Exit Wound :chainsaw:
both pure shit!
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Post by Adremelech » Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:22 am

REM - Monster
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Post by -deathboy- » Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:04 am

Adremelech wrote:REM - Monster


double hell yea on that one !!

...and "st. anger".
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Post by MetalGoddess » Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:22 am

Yeah, that Sepultura bites. So does St. Anger.

I bought Hed PE from my record club, and it sucked very badly.....
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Post by MattV » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:38 am

Macho Man Randy Savage - Be a man
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Post by AllocesThroat » Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:54 pm

MetalGoddess wrote:Yeah, that Sepultura bites. So does St. Anger.

I bought Hed PE from my record club, and it sucked very badly.....

God, HED PE are the worst band on "planet earth"
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Post by dr coathanger » Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:49 pm

Ha ha! In the spirit of MattV's pick, I'll go with 'Hulk Rules', Hulk Hogan's debut effort, featuring such classic cuts as 'Hulkster in the House' and 'Hulkamaniac in Heaven'. On second thought, this one might be the best album I've ever heard.

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Post by Evil Red » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:54 pm

Sepultura ~ Against

Hate to say this, but of COURSE it's going to suck. Max wrote all the music and lyrics. After he left, that left them with nothing to go on. It's sad really, the rest of the band are really talented and were strong enough to equally support Max through the years, they should have been able to come up with something better. Another sad case of " but we can still go on and on and on."

Just my 2 cents and I wouldn't even toss that in for any of the post-Max CD's. Fuck 'em.
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Post by AllocesThroat » Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:48 pm

Evil Red wrote:Sepultura ~ Against

Hate to say this, but of COURSE it's going to suck. Max wrote all the music and lyrics. After he left, that left them with nothing to go on. It's sad really, the rest of the band are really talented and were strong enough to equally support Max through the years, they should have been able to come up with something better. Another sad case of " but we can still go on and on and on."

Just my 2 cents and I wouldn't even toss that in for any of the post-Max CD's. Fuck 'em.



If youy go to my first post, you'll see that i wrote that Against as well. God i hate that album. fucking terrible!
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Post by kcusllauoy » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:32 pm

Black Label Society: Hangover Music Vol. VI


The only album I ever bought, that I considered tossing out the window on the way home from the store! I'll gladly trade it for someones Against.
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Post by Demolition Hammer » Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:12 pm

SEPULTURA Roots
- and everyone seems to love it. WTF???
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Post by AllocesThroat » Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:24 pm

Why is it that Sepultura have the worst albums? They only have like 2 or 3 good ones out like what, 11?
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Post by gsfnw » Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:43 pm

Does anybody remember Chris Cornell's solo album? Pure shit

St. Anger is a gimme.

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Post by Demolition Hammer » Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:58 pm

AllocesThroat wrote:Why is it that Sepultura have the worst albums? They only have like 2 or 3 good ones out like what, 11?

Up til Arise they were one of the best, then came all the tribal influences and the speed and fierce riffing all but disappeared.
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Post by AllocesThroat » Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:59 pm

Arise is indeed a good record, one of the last with Max
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Post by Project Undead Vish » Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:34 pm

there is just too much music out there that i deem bad. if i were to name the most horrible i would generally say anything done by pink floyd or the beatles. current music, i would have to say pop punk bullshit like yellowcard and new found glory and bullshit like that.
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Post by Jef » Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:56 pm

guns and roses - use your illusion 1&2,also spegetti incident

Rush - Vapor Trails

Gentle Giant - the missing link/civilain

Kiss - Psycho Circus
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Post by Adremelech » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:41 am

Jef wrote:Rush - Vapor Trails



While this album has some great songs on it (and a few duds too), it has the WORST mixing and mastering job of any major label album that I have ever heard in my life. It's so bad that it makes this album unlistenable.
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Post by theindiekiller » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:47 am

anything allocesthroat listens to. for example,

darkthrone-soulside journey,goatlord
cradle of filth-dusk and her embrace
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Post by AllocesThroat » Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:01 pm

dude, get a life! you and butcheredwhore should become butt buddies-that is if you arent already:)
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Post by Jef » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:58 pm

Adremelech wrote:While this album has some great songs on it (and a few duds too), it has the WORST mixing and mastering job of any major label album that I have ever heard in my life. It's so bad that it makes this album unlistenable.


excactly....I have never heard the entire disc because its so fatiguing to listen to. I was bummed when I brought it home.
that style of mastering seems to be an unfortunate trend in music today.
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Post by Adremelech » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:10 pm

Jef wrote:excactly....I have never heard the entire disc because its so fatiguing to listen to. I was bummed when I brought it home.
that style of mastering seems to be an unfortunate trend in music today.


Unfortunately yes. It's a shame because "Earthshine" is an incredible song, but I can't enjoy it because it sounds like shit.
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Post by Project Undead Vish » Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:46 am

i have a hard time believing that anybody that has bruce campbell as their avatar can have all that bad of taste in music. evildead :metalhead
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