-deathboy- ... today's the day!

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-deathboy- ... today's the day!

Post by Gore Whore » Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:47 am

I don't know how i could get through life without you, hope you have the best fuckin' birthday ever !!


I love you!
What, are you gonna fuck me when I'm when dead?

[b]Turns out sex is messy[/b]. After good sex? Whew... all sorts of sticky funk goin' on. Girly fluids and cherry flavored love lube and spermicide and semen and saliva all over everything. It's like a rape kit exploded or something equally insane. Reeks like sweat and latex and lust. Damn, gettin' kinda turned on here.

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Post by Adremelech » Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:48 am

Happy Birthday!

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Post by -deathboy- » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:20 am

and look what i got for my b-day!
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[color=red]G[/color]ore [color=red]O[/color]bsessed [color=red]L[/color]ittle [color=red]F[/color]reak

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Post by Evil Red » Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:06 pm


Happy birthday to my Hollie Hobbie Death Twin! :cheers:
I made the Devil do it.

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Post by skipp666 » Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:08 pm

Sappy D-Bay to my fellow racer! :cheers:


Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].


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RIP Mr. Reed :whine:

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Post by Ciaran » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:44 pm

Enjoy your birthday cake.



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Post by dbl bass drummer » Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:43 pm

Happy b-day bro!!!!
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Post by Irrylath » Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:34 pm

happy birthday yo! loves ya. :metalhead
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Post by Project Undead Vish » Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:15 pm

Awesome. Hope your day was and is fucking rad.
Hate the religion and pity the believer.

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Post by chicknatas » Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:17 pm

Happy Birthday Daddy Gore!

:skull: [url=http://www.tastygore.com][color=Red]Tasty Gore![/color][/url] :skull:

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Post by Desert Mermaid » Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:22 pm

Happy Birthday!
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I cannot do everything, but still I can do something;
I will not refuse to do the something I can do." - Hellen Keller

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Post by Clark Chaos » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:15 am

Happy Sick Fucking Birthday!!!!

Put the nom nom on the mini stripper!!!

Hell yeah!! :metal:
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So sue me!

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Post by Jenzy » Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:11 am

:dsmoke:Happy Birthday Deathboy!!:dsmoke:
[font="Arial Black"][color="White"]"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"

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Post by metalgrrl » Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:49 am

Happy Belated Birthday!
(I was in a land without a computer)
smooches :D
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Post by Oof » Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:45 pm

What they said. Drink!

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Post by Scott (S2C) » Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:26 pm

and one more from me. Enjoy your special day.
~Scott (a.k.a Weasel-Boy/ The Punk Rock Ewok)~

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Post by Blake NWR » Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:07 pm

Aaaaaaaaaand another. Hope it was awesome!
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Post by fishnuggets » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:28 pm

Awwwwwww! Fer Christ's sake! I miss yer berfday.

I suck.

Happy berfday.

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Post by Freak Bassman » Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:59 am

damnit, I'm WAY late, but happy something or other bro.
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