7th annual musicians' clusterfuck: PORN JAM!

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7th annual musicians' clusterfuck: PORN JAM!

Post by Evil Red » Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:46 am

Since a fuk-ton of the musicians' we know are at practice, or should be at practice or just left a practice or are waiting to go to the next practice, I figured what the hell, I'm free! I'll post this. :)

So with that said, here's this year's 7th annual musicians' clusterfuck: PORN JAM!!!

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You haven't seen shit 'til you've seen those crazy motherfuckers goin' OUT OF THEIR DAMN MINDS down on the floor... Yes, I paraphrase Dee Snider, but don't let it fool you kids, we need YOU at the holiday rock event of the entire season.

A benefit show for Northwest Harvest and PAWS.

It's a good time, it's an excuse for everyone to hang out and revel in the hellish music of yesteryear.
It's even an excuse for some to dress in a politically incorrect manner and play Motley Crue covers.
It's the one and only PORN JAM.

This years show features artists from the following Seatle rock legends:

Windowpane
Underride
Veritas
The Valkyries
The Rainieros
The Ones
The Crying Spell
Subjekt2Change
Stripline
Poncho Lopez
Motley Jü
Medusa
Lucid Spiral
Love On The Rocks
Late September Dogs
Jellyneck
God Machine
Faceless
Devil's Food
Coven
Buttafüko
Buzzfactor

SEE YOU THERE!!! :cheers:
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Post by chicknatas » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:45 am

Add Tasty Gore to that list...they are legends and I'm still in it...and I'm butchering two songs this year at the p-jam. :dsmoke:

sigh...second year in a row and I can't get my boys on the poster. :(
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Post by MetalGoddess » Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:16 am

I'll be there partying it up for sure!!! Woohoo! Ready for some shots, girls? :dsmoke:

Work fucked up my shift and work schedule this year, so I wasn't able to sign up to play any songs (been working nights). :chainsaw:

But, I'll be there to donate money to NW Harvest, support the cause and party with my friends!!!
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Post by Jenzy » Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:17 pm

Count me in!! :metalhead:cheers::metalhead
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Post by metalgrrl » Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:30 pm

See ya Saturday!
:cheers:
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Post by wadruid » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:54 pm

We're gonna try to make it, too!!
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Post by Evil Red » Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:47 pm

Yeay! I miss all my goiles. :devil:
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Post by Ciaran » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:11 am

Same bat time?
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Post by metalgrrl » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:54 am

Ciaran wrote:Same bat time?
but different bat channel :D
[color="Magenta"][SIZE="2"]"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO-what a ride!"[/SIZE][/color]
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Post by Irrylath » Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:44 pm

I'll be there eventually. :)
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Post by dbl bass drummer » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:37 pm

Members of SIB are playing this thing too!!!! I feel so left out..... :(
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Post by Evil Red » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:25 pm

dbl bass drummer wrote:Members of SIB are playing this thing too!!!! I feel so left out..... :(
I just copy and pasted... I didn't write it. Sorry.
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Post by Clark Chaos » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:43 pm

Wish I could have been there this year. Damn!!! :)
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Post by dbl bass drummer » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:56 pm

Evil Red wrote:I just copy and pasted... I didn't write it. Sorry.



I know, but I still hold you responsible.....:devildoll
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Post by metalgrrl » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:29 am

Evil Red wrote:Yeay! I miss all my goiles. :devil:
Call me when you hit town! The goddess and I will be up at my house anxiously awaiting for your arrival in seattle :dsmoke:
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:cheers:



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Post by Evil Red » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:43 pm

I'm already in town. ;)
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Post by Evil Red » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:06 pm

dbl bass drummer wrote:I know, but I still hold you responsible.....:devildoll
You're right, I suck. Will a drink mend things? :devil:
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Post by dbl bass drummer » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:20 pm

Evil Red wrote:You're right, I suck. Will a drink mend things? :devil:



Probably.... I don't know though, we'll have to wait and see....:cheers:
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Post by Evil Red » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:30 pm

Whatever you say, Kerry. :D
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Post by dbl bass drummer » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:37 pm

Evil Red wrote:Whatever you say, Kerry. :D




Heeheehheeee....
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Post by metalgrrl » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:16 am

Evil Red wrote:I'm already in town. ;)
Now that's good news.
:cheers:
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Post by PnDsCm » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:24 am

Hope everyone who is inclined can make it... It's looking like a good show!

Lineup is HERE
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Post by skankdrummer » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:56 am

Evil Red wrote:I'm already in town. ;)

I know your in town :) thanks for delivering my message . He got put on another song :D


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Post by MetalGoddess » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:22 am

PnDsCm wrote:Hope everyone who is inclined can make it... It's looking like a good show!

Lineup is HERE
Hmmmm....can't access that one. Maybe cause I'm at work or maybe cause I'm sleep deprived. :(

I got a new Porn dress and a check made out to PAWS ready to give ya, Dr. Pndscum! :D

Metalgrrl and I are taking the taxi route so we can drink shots! Woohoo! :cheers:

Can't wait to see ya Red! :metalhead
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Post by PnDsCm » Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:56 am

Oops.. misspelled the link... It should work now!

ASPJ Lineup

Thanks Carrie! That rocks!
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