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Post by Evil Red » Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:15 pm

skankdrummer wrote:I know your in town :) thanks for delivering my message . He got put on another song :D


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Post by Gore Whore » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:13 pm

Jenzy wrote:Count me in!! :metalhead:cheers::metalhead
In light of recent events I do think maybe -deathboy- and I could use a night out. Will there be any prefunking going on and if so, where might I go to crash said party??
What, are you gonna fuck me when I'm when dead?


[b]Turns out sex is messy[/b]. After good sex? Whew... all sorts of sticky funk goin' on. Girly fluids and cherry flavored love lube and spermicide and semen and saliva all over everything. It's like a rape kit exploded or something equally insane. Reeks like sweat and latex and lust. Damn, gettin' kinda turned on here.

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Post by metalgrrl » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:34 pm

Gore Whore wrote:In light of recent events I do think maybe -deathboy- and I could use a night out. Will there be any prefunking going on and if so, where might I go to crash said party??
Carrie and I will be at my house 10 min from central, we're cabbing it.
You, deathboy, the gingers and anyone else who wants to prefunk are more than welcome at my home :dsmoke:

and i think this event would be perfect for our shirts :D
[color="Magenta"][SIZE="2"]"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO-what a ride!"[/SIZE][/color]
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Post by Evil Red » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:45 pm

Gore Whore wrote:In light of recent events I do think maybe -deathboy- and I could use a night out.
Fuck YEAH!
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Post by Mike S2C » Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:40 am

dbl bass drummer I hear ya:( me too, but it is a good cause!!!


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Post by Gore Whore » Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:47 am

metalgrrl wrote:Carrie and I will be at my house 10 min from central, we're cabbing it.
You, deathboy, the gingers and anyone else who wants to prefunk are more than welcome at my home :dsmoke:

and i think this event would be perfect for our shirts :D
Not sure if I am up for that much, but I always love a prefunk! I will get with the man and figure things out, my peeps will call your peeps..
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[b]Turns out sex is messy[/b]. After good sex? Whew... all sorts of sticky funk goin' on. Girly fluids and cherry flavored love lube and spermicide and semen and saliva all over everything. It's like a rape kit exploded or something equally insane. Reeks like sweat and latex and lust. Damn, gettin' kinda turned on here.

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Post by -deathboy- » Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:58 am

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Post by Drew » Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:33 am

Sounds like it will be a good turnout. Buncha the KISW doods are coming, Ryan Castle gave it props on air yesterday.

Dont miss the first few songs ... looking forward to hearing the "dualing guitars" on Cowboy Song!!!

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Post by hodgy » Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:25 am

Drew wrote:Sounds like it will be a good turnout. Buncha the KISW doods are coming, Ryan Castle gave it props on air yesterday.

Dont miss the first few songs ... looking forward to hearing the "dualing guitars" on Cowboy Song!!!
Too bad someone did that song 2 years ago.
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Post by Drew » Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:46 am

LOL ... oh I dont think it'll EVEN compare the "mastery" of Frank on vocals and Stump/Liam on guitars. ;)

Besides, .... how is anyone supposed to NOT re-cover something YOU did when you're playing 8+ songs every year? :)

(ooooh now that was a shot, sorry buddy!)

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Post by skankdrummer » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:12 pm

Drew wrote:LOL ... oh I dont think it'll EVEN compare the "mastery" of Frank on vocals and Stump/Liam on guitars. ;)

Besides, .... how is anyone supposed to NOT re-cover something YOU did when you're playing 8+ songs every year? :)

(ooooh now that was a shot, sorry buddy!)

Liam F is a great guitarist. I know him from high school :D We use to skip classes and go jam in my garage

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Post by metalgrrl » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:12 pm

Gore Whore wrote:my peeps will call your peeps..
looking forward to it
:cheers:
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Post by hodgy » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:47 pm

Drew wrote:LOL ... oh I dont think it'll EVEN compare the "mastery" of Frank on vocals and Stump/Liam on guitars. ;)

Besides, .... how is anyone supposed to NOT re-cover something YOU did when you're playing 8+ songs every year? :)

(ooooh now that was a shot, sorry buddy!)
It wasn't me that did the TL. But there do happen to be another couple of songs out there that nobody has done yet. Like a Jellyneck tune. You're right, though. Frank IS a cowboy.
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Post by skipp666 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:49 pm

Broke back. :D
hodgy wrote:Frank IS a cowboy.
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

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Post by Irrylath » Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:28 pm

skipp666 wrote:Broke back. :D
*snort*
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Post by Frank the Hammer » Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:01 pm

Drew wrote:LOL ... oh I dont think it'll EVEN compare the "mastery" of Frank on vocals and Stump/Liam on guitars. ;)
I don't know why you assume I'M singing that song. It clearly says the name "Poncho Lopez".


As for "BROKE BACK".... Ever listen to the words in that song?
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Post by skipp666 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:02 pm

:metal::dsmoke:
Frank the Hammer wrote:As for "BROKE BACK".... Ever listen to the words in that song?
"Roll me over and turn me around"
"Roll me over and I’ll turn around
And I’ll move my fingers up and down"
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:

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Post by Ciaran » Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:38 pm

"Down below the border in a town in Mexico I got my job bustin broncs in the rodeo."

Maybe it is a little gay. I dunno. Now you guys have ruined that song for me.
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Post by skipp666 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:40 pm

Looks like the Skipper will be in attendence. Slapin dicks and taking names!
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:

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Post by Drew » Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:14 pm

hodgy wrote:But there do happen to be another couple of songs out there that nobody has done yet. Like a Jellyneck tune.
True dat, just bustin yer balz.

I would LOVE to hear anyone do a JN song!! We almost did a Braindead song a few years back and had plans to dress up and everything, but dint think Clarky would appreciate the efforts.

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Post by wadruid » Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:29 am

Wow!! What an awesome time!! I've never seen the Central that packed. We should have pictures up soon.
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Post by Ciaran » Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:44 am

There were alot of folks out. Good show. OK, I go to bed now.
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Post by chicknatas » Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:06 am

That was tons of fun!!! Good to see so many of you again!
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Post by -deathboy- » Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:17 am

:cheers:
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Post by Gore Whore » Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:59 am

Yep , yep and yep. Good times indeed. Glad I didn't miss out on that!
What, are you gonna fuck me when I'm when dead?


[b]Turns out sex is messy[/b]. After good sex? Whew... all sorts of sticky funk goin' on. Girly fluids and cherry flavored love lube and spermicide and semen and saliva all over everything. It's like a rape kit exploded or something equally insane. Reeks like sweat and latex and lust. Damn, gettin' kinda turned on here.


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