Win a fantasy date in Milan with LiveFoRetsinim @ this Saturday's VULGARIZER show

Forum for Seattle Bands, Musicians and Fans. This forum is genre agnostic so all music types are welcome.

Moderators: Chris Slack, AchimbaProphet, Desert Mermaid, Adremelech, Seattle Metal Online

Post Reply
User avatar
Jonathan
Posts: 15257
Joined: Tue Oct 16, 2001 10:00 pm
Location: Seattle

Win a fantasy date in Milan with LiveFoRetsinim @ this Saturday's VULGARIZER show

Post by Jonathan » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:49 pm

by attending you will automatically be entered to win a jetsetting romp to mother europe with Jody, where it'll be nothing but a week filled with you two and the sex.


3/28/2009 (this saturday)

VULGARIZER
w/ Truculence, Crush Your Enemies and Morbidism



Portland, Oregon



Image
Take a picture, trick. I'm on a boat, bitch.


User avatar
gunther
Posts: 155
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:40 pm
Location: olympia

Post by gunther » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:47 pm

does that mean me and derek are entered to win?

User avatar
Sister Khaos
Posts: 2873
Joined: Mon Aug 05, 2002 12:00 pm
Location: interplanetary

Post by Sister Khaos » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:50 pm

milan you say?

Does this include Limo to and from the show???
[url=http://www.myspace.com/charliedrown]http://www.myspace.com/charliedrown[/url]

[url=http://www.charliedrown.com]http://www.charliedrown.com[/url]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/charliedrownofficial]http://www.youtube.com/charliedrownofficial[/url]

User avatar
Sister Khaos
Posts: 2873
Joined: Mon Aug 05, 2002 12:00 pm
Location: interplanetary

Post by Sister Khaos » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:51 pm

and is the sex transferable? I mean I do have someone else in mind who would really enjoy this prize...
[url=http://www.myspace.com/charliedrown]http://www.myspace.com/charliedrown[/url]

[url=http://www.charliedrown.com]http://www.charliedrown.com[/url]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/charliedrownofficial]http://www.youtube.com/charliedrownofficial[/url]

User avatar
Jonathan
Posts: 15257
Joined: Tue Oct 16, 2001 10:00 pm
Location: Seattle

Post by Jonathan » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:42 pm

Yes, the sex is fully transferable. As long as it's a dude with gentle hands.


gunther wrote:does that mean me and derek are entered to win?
The consolation prize is me, so even if you lose, you can still win. If you know what I mean. yeah buddy.

If there's any prizes it should be derek. That glorious man could make bank as a Chippindale dancer...
Take a picture, trick. I'm on a boat, bitch.


User avatar
LIVE FO RETSINIM
Posts: 4819
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:00 pm

Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:16 am

Sister Khaos wrote:and is the sex transferable? I mean I do have someone else in mind who would really enjoy this prize...
oh you have "a friend" in mind? Well bring em along, plenty of room for all of us. I am sure your "friend" will have the time of "their" life.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



[URL=http://www.myspace.com/vulgarizer]
[img]http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm123/jankins13/H-N.jpg[/img][/URL]


[URL=http://www.myspace.com/analjudicator]
[img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/72/l_5cca553825c945b796eb9cfb39a0e4dd.jpg[/img][/URL]

User avatar
derek666
Posts: 1216
Joined: Sun Aug 08, 2004 12:57 am
Contact:

Post by derek666 » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:23 am

Jonathan wrote:Yes, the sex is fully transferable. As long as it's a dude with gentle hands.





The consolation prize is me, so even if you lose, you can still win. If you know what I mean. yeah buddy.

If there's any prizes it should be derek. That glorious man could make bank as a Chippindale dancer...
I am a certified CHUNKANDFAT dancer!!!!

What time are you Vulgargayzer studmuffins heading down?? I'll be down there by 4 drunk by 5 and stripping by 5:03.

User avatar
Jonathan
Posts: 15257
Joined: Tue Oct 16, 2001 10:00 pm
Location: Seattle

Post by Jonathan » Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:03 am

Joday, Brian and I are leaving here 1ish, so I'm thinking be there 4:30ish. Strippin' at 4:40.

Chadwick and (peda)Philz, got no clue. But they should be there early as well.
Take a picture, trick. I'm on a boat, bitch.

User avatar
gunther
Posts: 155
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:40 pm
Location: olympia

Post by gunther » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:59 pm

I have gentle hands on occasions

User avatar
Sister Khaos
Posts: 2873
Joined: Mon Aug 05, 2002 12:00 pm
Location: interplanetary

Post by Sister Khaos » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:07 pm

my "friend" will be gentle.

he is quite gentle, so no need to worry...
[url=http://www.myspace.com/charliedrown]http://www.myspace.com/charliedrown[/url]

[url=http://www.charliedrown.com]http://www.charliedrown.com[/url]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/charliedrownofficial]http://www.youtube.com/charliedrownofficial[/url]

User avatar
Jonathan
Posts: 15257
Joined: Tue Oct 16, 2001 10:00 pm
Location: Seattle

Post by Jonathan » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:47 pm

FYI - in other threads the club and address is wrong.


Here is the correct club and address:


the Jolly Inn
1937 SE 11th
Portland, OR



With that being said... All who are able, should go. It'll be fun.
Take a picture, trick. I'm on a boat, bitch.

User avatar
LIVE FO RETSINIM
Posts: 4819
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:00 pm

Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:48 am

I will be leaving here at 12, drunk by 2, and by 4:30 when we roll into portland, I will be naked, spreadeagle strapped to the hood of jonathin's car with a bong in one hand and a luger in the other firing off rounds in the air while 69ing with a homeless tranny. Should be a crazy time.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



[URL=http://www.myspace.com/vulgarizer]
[img]http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm123/jankins13/H-N.jpg[/img][/URL]


[URL=http://www.myspace.com/analjudicator]
[img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/72/l_5cca553825c945b796eb9cfb39a0e4dd.jpg[/img][/URL]

User avatar
LIVE FO RETSINIM
Posts: 4819
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:00 pm

Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:50 am

Sister Khaos wrote:my "friend" will be gentle.

he is quite gentle, so no need to worry...
yes, I am sure "he" is. I am sure "he" is really excited to see me again.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



[URL=http://www.myspace.com/vulgarizer]
[img]http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm123/jankins13/H-N.jpg[/img][/URL]


[URL=http://www.myspace.com/analjudicator]
[img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/72/l_5cca553825c945b796eb9cfb39a0e4dd.jpg[/img][/URL]

User avatar
LIVE FO RETSINIM
Posts: 4819
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:00 pm

Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:09 am

welp this trip was a 10! The winner of the date got the full treatment, the music, the comedy, the tragedy, the whirlwind romance accompanied by my intoxicating presence, she got the full package including breakfast in fantasy land. Good time, Great bands, Fun people.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



[URL=http://www.myspace.com/vulgarizer]
[img]http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm123/jankins13/H-N.jpg[/img][/URL]


[URL=http://www.myspace.com/analjudicator]
[img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/72/l_5cca553825c945b796eb9cfb39a0e4dd.jpg[/img][/URL]

User avatar
Jonathan
Posts: 15257
Joined: Tue Oct 16, 2001 10:00 pm
Location: Seattle

Post by Jonathan » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:16 am

I came to learn that 50% of Portland's females are strippers. I never met any of the other 50%. I don't think they leave their house. That's fine.
Take a picture, trick. I'm on a boat, bitch.


Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest