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Win a fantasy date in Milan with LiveFoRetsinim @ this Saturday's VULGARIZER show

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by attending you will automatically be entered to win a jetsetting romp to mother europe with Jody, where it'll be nothing but a week filled with you two and the sex.


3/28/2009 (this saturday)

VULGARIZER
w/ Truculence, Crush Your Enemies and Morbidism



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does that mean me and derek are entered to win?

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milan you say?

Does this include Limo to and from the show???
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and is the sex transferable? I mean I do have someone else in mind who would really enjoy this prize...
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Yes, the sex is fully transferable. As long as it's a dude with gentle hands.


gunther wrote:does that mean me and derek are entered to win?
The consolation prize is me, so even if you lose, you can still win. If you know what I mean. yeah buddy.

If there's any prizes it should be derek. That glorious man could make bank as a Chippindale dancer...
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Sister Khaos wrote:and is the sex transferable? I mean I do have someone else in mind who would really enjoy this prize...
oh you have "a friend" in mind? Well bring em along, plenty of room for all of us. I am sure your "friend" will have the time of "their" life.
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Jonathan wrote:Yes, the sex is fully transferable. As long as it's a dude with gentle hands.





The consolation prize is me, so even if you lose, you can still win. If you know what I mean. yeah buddy.

If there's any prizes it should be derek. That glorious man could make bank as a Chippindale dancer...
I am a certified CHUNKANDFAT dancer!!!!

What time are you Vulgargayzer studmuffins heading down?? I'll be down there by 4 drunk by 5 and stripping by 5:03.

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Joday, Brian and I are leaving here 1ish, so I'm thinking be there 4:30ish. Strippin' at 4:40.

Chadwick and (peda)Philz, got no clue. But they should be there early as well.
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I have gentle hands on occasions

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my "friend" will be gentle.

he is quite gentle, so no need to worry...
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Post by Jonathan »

FYI - in other threads the club and address is wrong.


Here is the correct club and address:


the Jolly Inn
1937 SE 11th
Portland, OR



With that being said... All who are able, should go. It'll be fun.
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I will be leaving here at 12, drunk by 2, and by 4:30 when we roll into portland, I will be naked, spreadeagle strapped to the hood of jonathin's car with a bong in one hand and a luger in the other firing off rounds in the air while 69ing with a homeless tranny. Should be a crazy time.
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Sister Khaos wrote:my "friend" will be gentle.

he is quite gentle, so no need to worry...
yes, I am sure "he" is. I am sure "he" is really excited to see me again.
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM »

welp this trip was a 10! The winner of the date got the full treatment, the music, the comedy, the tragedy, the whirlwind romance accompanied by my intoxicating presence, she got the full package including breakfast in fantasy land. Good time, Great bands, Fun people.
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I came to learn that 50% of Portland's females are strippers. I never met any of the other 50%. I don't think they leave their house. That's fine.
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