Seven Days In A Coffin

[DylanDog]

This is gonna have to be one of those public service type posts. If anyone had plans to see this or it's on one of your rental queues, take my advice and skip it. It's dreadful. I very rarely don't finish watching a movie I started, but I just couldn't get all the way through this. It's about the village slut getting killed. Turns out she was pregnant and the belief is the father killed her. Everyone is a suspect. That's about all I could make out before I had to shut it off. The subtitles were legible, but very poorly translated (it's a Thai movie, I think). But it's actually good it was a subtitled movie, because throughout the music/sound effects are so loud you can't hear anybody speaking. Furthermore, the music chosen is horribly out of place that you can't help but laugh out loud. There is one hot girl with really big titties and she DOES get nekkid, but as soon as she does, the lights go down and you can't see anything! The one saving grace this movie could have had, and they went and ruined even that. Anyway, I've already given this movie more attention than it'll ever deserve. Avoid.