Bums, Crack Smokery and Street Fighting

Latte Thunder · Post by **Latte Thunder** » Thu May 09, 2002 7:42 am

I NEED this movie badly
http://www.bumfights.com/indecline/

howlermonkee · Post by **howlermonkee** » Thu May 09, 2002 5:22 pm

Dude!! That's got to be the coolest thing I've ever seen!! Bum fights, oh man, that's some fucked up shit right there

shawn · Post by **shawn** » Fri May 10, 2002 7:45 am

I picked this up a few weeks ago. Worth every fucking penny. Awesome-shawn

Latte Thunder · Post by **Latte Thunder** » Mon May 13, 2002 4:29 am

I was talking about this the other night at work and it turns out that one of the girls I work with has an uncle who owns it and hated it... so I can buy it off of him!

I cannot wait!

whatever happened to that Tard Spasm DVD you were working on Shawn?

howlermonkee · Post by **howlermonkee** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:48 am

In the words of the man hanging on the wall in the dungeon in "Life of Brian", "Ohhhhh you lucky bastard!"

YouTube · Post by **Chris Slack** » Mon May 13, 2002 7:42 pm

I ordered mine today

Yeah Shawn, what happened to the "Tards Gone Wild" video?

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shawn · Post by **shawn** » Tue May 14, 2002 6:40 am

Its still in the works. I'm working on a different DVD at the moment and when thats out of the way I'll finish up the tard thingy...

DylanDog · Post by **DylanDog** » Mon May 20, 2002 11:07 am

Shawn, you still planning on adding any Danger Woman stuff to the disc? Oddly enough, I did the pest control at her house for about 2 years and never even knew it. I'd hear her on the radio and occasionally talk to her on the phone, but never put two and two together. And she was almost never home when I went there.

Latte Thunder · Post by **Latte Thunder** » Tue May 21, 2002 4:06 am

Danger Woman?

DylanDog · Post by **DylanDog** » Sat May 25, 2002 11:58 am

Danger Woman is this girl here in Atlanta who is like some retarded superhero karaoke singer or something. She sings this song that goes something like:

"We are disabled, but able to ROCK!
Disabled but able to ROLL
Disabled, but able to make a difference..
Disabled but able to ROCK!"

It's pretty funny. I know I've also heard her sing the Sailor Moon theme, and at least one or two others. I've not seen her perform myself, but I know she is friends with some of my friends. In fact, when it was discovered I'd been going to her house to do the pest control, a friend of mine wanted to put me in a documentary he was doing about her. I politely declined. Going to her house was always a pretty uncomfortable experience.

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Latte Thunder · Post by **Latte Thunder** » Tue May 28, 2002 4:02 am

sounds like Wesley Willis.

YouTube · Post by **Chris Slack** » Tue May 28, 2002 9:01 am

This video was pretty good but I was disappointed in the lack of actual bum fighting. Bling Bling the Crackhead rocks!

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"Regrettable... I was hoping for a colleague, but at least we have
another experimental subject..." -Mesa of Lost Women

Mortado's Page of Filth

Gravemusic.com

My DVD Collection

Rich · Post by **Rich** » Tue May 28, 2002 4:14 pm

Who is Angela Taylor? Never heard of her but then again I'm not up to date with all the Supermodels.

YouTube · Post by **Chris Slack** » Tue May 28, 2002 5:16 pm

I don't think she's a true supermodel, just a hot chick with fake boobs. She doesn't even get nekkid, only almost.

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"Regrettable... I was hoping for a colleague, but at least we have
another experimental subject..." -Mesa of Lost Women

Mortado's Page of Filth

Gravemusic.com

My DVD Collection

howlermonkee · Post by **howlermonkee** » Tue May 28, 2002 6:07 pm

[quote]Originally posted by Chris:
This video was pretty good but I was disappointed in the lack of actual bum fighting.

So how much of the video is actualy bum-fights?? How many bum-fights altogether would you say?

YouTube · Post by **Chris Slack** » Tue May 28, 2002 6:47 pm

Originally posted by howlermonkee:

So how much of the video is actualy bum-fights?? How many bum-fights altogether would you say?

I'd say there is just 1 very small bum fight on the whole tape. The rest of the fighting seems to be teenagers in baggy pants fighting in parking lots.

The harshest stuff is the Bum Hunter segments where a guy with a fake Aussie accent ties up homeless guys while they are sleeping and examines their markings. I would be one pissed off person if someone woke me from a sound sleep on the streets trying to tie me up and shit!

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"Regrettable... I was hoping for a colleague, but at least we have
another experimental subject..." -Mesa of Lost Women

Mortado's Page of Filth

Gravemusic.com

My DVD Collection

[This message has been edited by Chris (edited 05-28-2002).]

Latte Thunder · Post by **Latte Thunder** » Wed May 29, 2002 4:13 am

I'd be more terrified at the thoughts of what these guys were going to do to me. Some asshole kidnaps you by tying you up and measuring you, all I can think of is "underground human experimentation".

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