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Post by Jonathan » Wed May 30, 2007 10:49 am

    We've been added to June 11th's Monday Metal Madness over at The Central. With Hunab Ku. Sleep Terror was booked for this night, but Luke fired everyone in his band.. again... for the eighth time. So we're filling in.
    Tell your friends...

    We still a few tickets left for July 13th's show with NILE at Studio Seven if'n anyone needs them. PM me or Live Fo Retsinim for details on how to get your's.

    August we're booking few shows for and with our good friends in Maha Ma Waldi (Montana) and Umbillical Parasite (Bellingham). Probably one show in Bellingham, maybe something in Spokane or Portland and one in Seattle... So be on the look out for that...
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Wed May 30, 2007 11:51 am

And don't forget that I had a vasectomy a few weeks ago and I am now up and running at 100% and ready to cum in all of your pussies with no rubber and no regrets!
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Post by Evil Red » Wed May 30, 2007 1:48 pm

Jonathan wrote: Umbillical Parasite (Bellingham)


Hey Vulvarider... it's Umbilical Parricide. :)
I made the Devil do it.

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Post by Jonathan » Wed May 30, 2007 1:49 pm

Evil Red wrote:Hey Vulvarider... it's Umbilical Parricide. :)


Ambivilical Parrascope!
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Post by Evil Red » Wed May 30, 2007 1:51 pm

Vulvascope? :eek:
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Post by mickey brown-eye » Wed May 30, 2007 5:07 pm

Unbelievable Parrotfight
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Post by Jonathan » Wed May 30, 2007 5:19 pm

Amputee Popsicle?
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Post by Evil Red » Wed May 30, 2007 11:57 pm

Jonathan wrote:Amputee Popsicle?


WHERE????
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Post by AndrogynousCharade » Thu May 31, 2007 7:11 am

Jonathan wrote:
    We've been added to June 11th's Monday Metal Madness over at The Central. With Hunab Ku. Sleep Terror was booked for this night, but Luke fired everyone in his band.. again... for the eighth time. So we're filling in.
    Tell your friends...
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Hilarious... but untrue. One couldn't relocate and finish his end of things, and the other made a valiant effort to shortcut practices for slut girlfriend, gain weight and fall out of shape, and play as badly as ever.

Should be a good show, I wish I could attend.
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Post by Jonathan » Thu May 31, 2007 8:55 am

It sounds a lot more entertaining when I say it...
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Thu May 31, 2007 10:00 am

AndrogynousCharade wrote:
Should be a good show, I wish I could attend.


why where are you going to be? You have the night free...
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Post by Jonathan » Thu May 31, 2007 10:13 am

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:why where are you going to be? You have the night free...


Probably busy firing someone. Freakin Donald Trump of metal...
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Post by sdirt » Thu May 31, 2007 6:25 pm

Jonathan wrote:Probably busy firing someone. Freakin Donald Trump of metal...


donald trump of metal? more like the alicia silverstone of metal.

couldn't resist. sorry.
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Post by AndrogynousCharade » Thu May 31, 2007 6:49 pm

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:why where are you going to be? You have the night free...





Back in Sac man. I think that was my last attempt to make a life in Washington. I just don't feel it there like I used too. Unpredictable gloomy weather, pasty white fat chicks and high cigarette/beer prices got me down for too long . So many stunning looking chicks here, and I miss my dog. Bomb ass Mexican food too. Fuck I could go on forever. I'm forever a Cali boy, without it after awhile I start to have convulsions.
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Post by Jonathan » Thu May 31, 2007 8:36 pm

sdirt wrote:donald trump of metal? more like the alicia silverstone of metal.

couldn't resist. sorry.


Alicia is hot...

Luke is hot...

I think you may have something there...
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Post by AndrogynousCharade » Thu May 31, 2007 10:12 pm

Ahah.... Alicia is kinda ick. I already know where SRepublican is going with that one.
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Thu May 31, 2007 11:14 pm

AndrogynousCharade wrote:Back in Sac man. I think that was my last attempt to make a life in Washington. I just don't feel it there like I used too. Unpredictable gloomy weather, pasty white fat chicks and high cigarette/beer prices got me down for too long . So many stunning looking chicks here, and I miss my dog. Bomb ass Mexican food too. Fuck I could go on forever. I'm forever a Cali boy, without it after awhile I start to have convulsions.


yeah i really enjoyed it there. One of my closest friends lives there and I will be going back someday again soon. I would live there if things where different that;s how much i liked it.
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Post by Jonathan » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:21 am

Sac sucks. It's like the Spokane of California. But good luck again. The last couple months I've been two steps away from moving in with my friend that just got a place in Long Beach. LBC naggums....
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Post by Freak Bassman » Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:12 am

Jonathan wrote:Sac sucks.
I don't think I have ever agreed with someone more in my life.
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Post by mickey brown-eye » Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:52 am

Oh, happy day! The Central will let our drummer in to play (He is 14)
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Post by Demolition Hammer » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:47 pm

About damn time Maha Ma Waldi was back here!
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Post by sdirt » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:33 pm

AndrogynousCharade wrote:Ahah.... Alicia is kinda ick. I already know where SRepublican is going with that one.


its not like i dont like you. i like the hell out of you.

besides, for the idontknowhowmanyth time, i am not a republican. independant. registered. conservative. wall. build. high. now. english. meat. women (not me, i mean i like women). applepie. flag. american. etc...
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Post by mickey brown-eye » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:18 pm

Demolition Hammer wrote:About damn time Maha Ma Waldi was back here!


Hell yeah!!!
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Post by AndrogynousCharade » Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:22 pm

Jonathan wrote:Sac sucks. It's like the Spokane of California. But good luck again. The last couple months I've been two steps away from moving in with my friend that just got a place in Long Beach. LBC naggums....



The Spokane of California will always have sunlight and colored (yes, tanned) women. Unlike the Seattle of Washington. :)

I'm not crazy about Sac, but it has its coziness. I just ain't ever living in the Northwest again, period. Can't do it.
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Post by Clark Chaos » Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:49 pm

Seattle fucking sucks, Luke made the right choice. Get the fuck out of there and don't look back or regret it.

I don't miss it at all.

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