Vulgarizer news

Forum for Seattle Bands, Musicians and Fans. This forum is genre agnostic so all music types are welcome.

Moderators: Chris Slack, AchimbaProphet, Desert Mermaid, Adremelech, Seattle Metal Online

User avatar
AndrogynousCharade
Super Member
Posts: 5882
Joined: Sat Nov 02, 2002 12:00 pm

Post by AndrogynousCharade » Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:24 am

Clark Chaos wrote:Seattle fucking sucks, Luke made the right choice. Get the fuck out of there and don't look back or regret it.

I don't miss it at all.

Well, except the band, friends and family. of course.



Yeah, that is the only magnetic force that brings me back everytime... friends and music. Luckily I have no band anymore so that takes care of that :) .
[img]http://hackedphones.com/gallery2/d/58174-1/1313103435.gif[/img]


Broken_Glass_Lotion

...

Post by Broken_Glass_Lotion » Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:09 pm

AndrogynousCharade wrote:Yeah, that is the only magnetic force that brings me back everytime... friends and music. Luckily I have no band anymore so that takes care of that :) .


You always have a band. All you need is a computer, a few mics, and time. If you can't find the right players that "get it" then fuck em. Do it yourself. Make a kick ass studio EP track by track and play/program all the instruments. Mix it down to complete sickness and use that as a template for hiring players if you choose. Pretty much you only have to say one thing to them. "If you can beat my programs, you are hired." One would have to think that you have enough respect built up to justify no compromise to your vision. A professional musician would have to understand the potential future they would have supporting that vision.
I have a vision as well. I just don't have hardly any of the respect it takes for anyone to trust it so I have to keep it to myself and stick to making it happen vocally. Unfortunately, this leads to a feeling of a strangulation to the soul and it takes a serious belief in yourself to continue to hold on to the vision.
So you might be the Donald Trump of metal but, at least you have people to fire.

Best of luck in Sac.

User avatar
LIVE FO RETSINIM
Posts: 4819
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:00 pm

Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:00 pm

What the fuck? Is this Clark, borken Glass, local Sac and Luke's news? No it is Vulgarizer's news, so here it is:


I go in tuesday to get my second negative sperm check, so it will be official then. I am already figuring out what porn to watch in the morning before to fill the cup. I am thinking this hot Max Hardcore I just found. This hot blonde is dressed like a school girl and takes it DP style. Oh man is it hot.


Other news, I am attempting to quit smoking on Monday. I got this drug called Chantix or something that actually blocks the nicotine from releasing the dopemines or whatever. I have never attempted to quit before so this will be an adventure. I really think I can do it, although I have been smoking for 15 years so far. I have to do it really, I don't want to be all fucked up when I am older.


Welp, I am off to practice so we'll give you an update later!
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



[URL=http://www.myspace.com/vulgarizer]
[img]http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm123/jankins13/H-N.jpg[/img][/URL]


[URL=http://www.myspace.com/analjudicator]
[img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/72/l_5cca553825c945b796eb9cfb39a0e4dd.jpg[/img][/URL]

Broken_Glass_Lotion

Post by Broken_Glass_Lotion » Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:44 pm

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:What the fuck? Is this Clark, borken Glass, local Sac and Luke's news? No it is Vulgarizer's news, so here it is:


I go in tuesday to get my second negative sperm check, so it will be official then. I am already figuring out what porn to watch in the morning before to fill the cup. I am thinking this hot Max Hardcore I just found. This hot blonde is dressed like a school girl and takes it DP style. Oh man is it hot.


Other news, I am attempting to quit smoking on Monday. I got this drug called Chantix or something that actually blocks the nicotine from releasing the dopemines or whatever. I have never attempted to quit before so this will be an adventure. I really think I can do it, although I have been smoking for 15 years so far. I have to do it really, I don't want to be all fucked up when I am older.


Welp, I am off to practice so we'll give you an update later!


Horns up for your sperm thing. May your cups be ever filled. I recommend some of the latest Jenna Haze anal scenes for your masturbatory inspiration. Very effective in a short amount of time.

Best of luck to quitting smoking. I just did it cold turkey and what a bitch that was. All you have to do is grit your teeth for 3 days and the cravings reduce significantly to a liveable level. At that point it becomes a psychological thing that any strong will can control.

User avatar
AndrogynousCharade
Super Member
Posts: 5882
Joined: Sat Nov 02, 2002 12:00 pm

Post by AndrogynousCharade » Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:58 pm

Broken_Glass_Lotion wrote:You always have a band. All you need is a computer, a few mics, and time. If you can't find the right players that "get it" then fuck em. Do it yourself. Make a kick ass studio EP track by track and play/program all the instruments. Mix it down to complete sickness and use that as a template for hiring players if you choose. Pretty much you only have to say one thing to them. "If you can beat my programs, you are hired." One would have to think that you have enough respect built up to justify no compromise to your vision. A professional musician would have to understand the potential future they would have supporting that vision.
I have a vision as well. I just don't have hardly any of the respect it takes for anyone to trust it so I have to keep it to myself and stick to making it happen vocally. Unfortunately, this leads to a feeling of a strangulation to the soul and it takes a serious belief in yourself to continue to hold on to the vision.
So you might be the Donald Trump of metal but, at least you have people to fire.

Best of luck in Sac.




I'm the Donald Trump of being an unsuccessful mid-20s dreamer, that's about it. I don't really consider the word ''fire'' when it comes to weeding out bandmates. It's no different than tossing out a bad apple when making a pie. If it don't make the dessert taste better and has some mold and worms growing in the middle... I throw it out and run to the store to look for another. :)


Good luck on the smoking thing Jody, I have high doubts you'll pull it off ... because I never could and its been months to years of many attempts, and you could smoke me out anyday. Shit's worse than heroin.
[img]http://hackedphones.com/gallery2/d/58174-1/1313103435.gif[/img]


User avatar
Insane Wayne
Member
Posts: 433
Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2001 10:00 pm
Location: Tacoma, WA
Contact:

Post by Insane Wayne » Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:48 pm

You guys need another band for the possible August Seattle date?
EFFLUVIA
MySpace: [url]http://www.myspace.com/effluviawa[/url]
The MySpace is UPDATED!!!! AT LAST

User avatar
Evil Red
Posts: 5852
Joined: Mon Aug 30, 2004 12:00 pm
Location: Way the fuck up I-5, B'ham
Contact:

Post by Evil Red » Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:38 am

AndrogynousCharade wrote:

Good luck on the smoking thing Jody, I have high doubts you'll pull it off ... because I never could and its been months to years of many attempts, and you could smoke me out anyday.


Luke. You know I don't have any real personal issues with you. Hell, you've slept on my floor at MY invite, but please... that statement is fucking stupid.

You've said the same shit and a lot worse when I tried to quit (and I could easily out smoke you) and I've ONLY quit ONCE and am going on 9 months now. (Trust me when I say, the devil is lacing up his ice skates.) As far as I'm concerened, you quit or you don't. "Breaks" don't count, so lay off the lack of support, we ALL know how hard it is. Harder than expected for those that actually try, for that matter... No comment is *jusssst* fine.

Of course... Jody and I are fairly like-minded in our determination, so if this is what he wants, he'll do it no matter what you say about it. ~ Probably like myself, more to prove the FUCKING naysayers wrong for pure spite, so nevermind... remind us how many times you failed at it first.

Love,
A pasty faced Washintonian Woman. :)
I made the Devil do it.

User avatar
LIVE FO RETSINIM
Posts: 4819
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:00 pm

Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:58 am

well, the point is, I will be taking a pretty heavy duty drug that does not allow the nicotine to do anything. Smoking will no longer have an effect. So far it sounds pretty easy. It sounds like it will be hard to KEEP smoking while on this shit. I don't know we will see that is for sure. I am about 80% sure I can do it. ha.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



[URL=http://www.myspace.com/vulgarizer]
[img]http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm123/jankins13/H-N.jpg[/img][/URL]


[URL=http://www.myspace.com/analjudicator]
[img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/72/l_5cca553825c945b796eb9cfb39a0e4dd.jpg[/img][/URL]

User avatar
LIVE FO RETSINIM
Posts: 4819
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:00 pm

Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:59 am

Insane Wayne wrote:You guys need another band for the possible August Seattle date?


maybe for one of the B-ham shows. I am waiting to hear back so I will let you know yo.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



[URL=http://www.myspace.com/vulgarizer]
[img]http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm123/jankins13/H-N.jpg[/img][/URL]


[URL=http://www.myspace.com/analjudicator]
[img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/72/l_5cca553825c945b796eb9cfb39a0e4dd.jpg[/img][/URL]

User avatar
LIVE FO RETSINIM
Posts: 4819
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:00 pm

Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:05 am

AndrogynousCharade wrote:

Good luck on the smoking thing Jody, I have high doubts you'll pull it off ... because I never could and its been months to years of many attempts, and you could smoke me out anyday. Shit's worse than heroin.


Eh, I can do anything pretty much. I have never attempted, nor do I really want to, but it isn't even about any of that. I HAVE to quit or I am gonna have a fucked up life when I am 50. I can't deal with needles and doctors and shit like that. No fucking way. As it is now, I have smoked for 15 years and about half of that was light cigarettes. So basically, I can still get out and be ok. I will quit, even though right now I can't imagine myself NEVER having another cig again... wow. I guess right now I gotta just work on breaking this addiction. I hope I don't turn into one of those weird non-smokers. fuck.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



[URL=http://www.myspace.com/vulgarizer]
[img]http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm123/jankins13/H-N.jpg[/img][/URL]


[URL=http://www.myspace.com/analjudicator]
[img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/72/l_5cca553825c945b796eb9cfb39a0e4dd.jpg[/img][/URL]

User avatar
AndrogynousCharade
Super Member
Posts: 5882
Joined: Sat Nov 02, 2002 12:00 pm

Post by AndrogynousCharade » Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:55 am

Hey Red, you'll be back tokin' away in no time. Count on that.


That aromatic robust tobacco blend... like warm bread, blowing through your nostrils. You know you still want it, such a stress reliever and past-time reflection it is. Mmmmm.


Naysaying is my job.


''If I quit smoking, there's going to be secondhand bullets flying your way. Because I'm that tense''.

- B. Hicks
[img]http://hackedphones.com/gallery2/d/58174-1/1313103435.gif[/img]

User avatar
mickey brown-eye
Posts: 1066
Joined: Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:34 pm
Location: with your mamma

Post by mickey brown-eye » Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:17 am

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:maybe for one of the B-ham shows. I am waiting to hear back so I will let you know yo.


we're workin on it!!
:headshot: [font=Comic Sans MS][size=167][color=YellowGreen][b]chunks[/b][/color][/size][/font]
[url=http://www.myspace.com/httpwwwmyspacecommickeybrowneye]Mickey Brown-eye Myspace[/url]
[url=http://www.myspace.com/umbilicalparricide]Umbilical Parricide Myspace[/url]

User avatar
Evil Red
Posts: 5852
Joined: Mon Aug 30, 2004 12:00 pm
Location: Way the fuck up I-5, B'ham
Contact:

Post by Evil Red » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:50 am

AndrogynousCharade wrote:Hey Red, you'll be back tokin' away in no time. Count on that.


Silly Sac. You don't know me at all, now do you? ;)
I made the Devil do it.

User avatar
Jonathan
Posts: 15257
Joined: Tue Oct 16, 2001 10:00 pm
Location: Seattle

Post by Jonathan » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:59 am

Image
Take a picture, trick. I'm on a boat, bitch.

User avatar
LIVE FO RETSINIM
Posts: 4819
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:00 pm

Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:44 am

Fuck yeah! News it up!! Yeah!
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



[URL=http://www.myspace.com/vulgarizer]
[img]http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm123/jankins13/H-N.jpg[/img][/URL]


[URL=http://www.myspace.com/analjudicator]
[img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/72/l_5cca553825c945b796eb9cfb39a0e4dd.jpg[/img][/URL]

User avatar
LIVE FO RETSINIM
Posts: 4819
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:00 pm

Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:52 pm

mickey brown-eye wrote:we're workin on it!!


what's the word?
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



[URL=http://www.myspace.com/vulgarizer]
[img]http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm123/jankins13/H-N.jpg[/img][/URL]


[URL=http://www.myspace.com/analjudicator]
[img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/72/l_5cca553825c945b796eb9cfb39a0e4dd.jpg[/img][/URL]

User avatar
mickey brown-eye
Posts: 1066
Joined: Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:34 pm
Location: with your mamma

Post by mickey brown-eye » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:10 pm

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:what's the word?


Bird.
Everybody knows that the bird is the word
:headshot: [font=Comic Sans MS][size=167][color=YellowGreen][b]chunks[/b][/color][/size][/font]
[url=http://www.myspace.com/httpwwwmyspacecommickeybrowneye]Mickey Brown-eye Myspace[/url]
[url=http://www.myspace.com/umbilicalparricide]Umbilical Parricide Myspace[/url]


Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest